❛ that’s a bit gruesome. ❜ sophie is, of course, not at all shocked by the talked skeleton. she was more surprised that the skull so often found lurking on one of the many tables in the castle did NOT have a proclivity to speech. this felt, in terms of her life thus far, much more ordinary. ❛ well i can’t say i’ve met many TRUSTFUL SKELETONS. may i ask how i would die ?? ❜
@wrachh has FALLEN DOWN
❛ unless you want to d i e before knowing where you even are, you might want to hide behind that tree. trust me, i’m a very trustful skeleton. ❜
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sophie was entirely too much annoyed at herself for being clumsy enough to spill the buying on the ground and alternatively NOT NOTICE that she’d done so. still, she greeted the girl with a smile of sorts and took the proffered bag of baubles out of her grasp. ❛ my goodness -- thank you ! if i’dve lost these howl would’ve throw a mess of a fit and i would’ve been cleaning up excessive amounts of slime for w e e k s . ❜ it was quite a LOT, though, and sophie was clearly struggling to carry it all. ❛ i’m sorry to ask but -- if you’re not busy -- would you mind helping me carry this back to the shop ?? ❜
@wrachh
❝ — EXCUSE ME, i believe you dropped this. ❞ a POLITE SMILE
dances upon the corner of her M O U T H. the ITEM in question is held OUT
with one hand while the other lowers the slightly LIFTED skirts about her
ankles ( she had to hurry to CATCH UP ).
❝ I WASN’T certain if it was IMPORTANT
or NOT, but either way I would not wish to
have lost it. ❞
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❛ well you see there’s this -- erm -- ❜ sophie spread her arms, gesturing to what APPEARED to be the remains of an attempted s p e l l , though they were rather a bit of a mess across the table. ❛ perhaps it’s better if i showed you. ❜ she plucked a feather from the edge of the table and glared at it in a demanding sort of way ❛ feather, i’m going to have to ask you kindly to float for me for a little bit, alright ? it shouldn’t be too long but i’ve had enough of this dallying. ❜ and, like every time before, NOTHING HAPPENED. ❛ see ? i just can’t seem to get this to work right. ❜
( @wrachh яєqυєѕтє∂ α ѕтαятєя ❞ ▬ ησт αccєρтιηg.
EYES NARROW. ❝ I don’t quite understand what you’re saying. ❞
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ginger. i wanna be active on here but i honestly have no idea who i owe anymore so LIKE THIS FOR A STARTER i’ll probably cap it though bc i’m kinda swamped with other stuff.
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❛ i thought we had … a connection. ❜
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…and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, That was fine. And your life is a long line of fine.
Flynn, Gillian. Gone Girl. (via wordsnquotes)
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floralls:
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Lightning Coursing Through My Veins by TheFoxAndTheRaven
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Are you tol or smol?
Reblog and tag your answer
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shit said in johnson room 314: sentence meme edition
❛ is wake me up inside by evanescence a sexual metaphor?
❛ sometimes you just need to sleep in your day clothes.
❛ you know it’s not your high school when they give you condoms at the door.
❛ it’s like when you turn the shower off, but the water keeps going.
❛ shhhh! the window’s open.
❛ can you whistle without vocal chords?
❛ you can whistle with grass and it doesn’t have vocal chords.
❛ that’s a squishy cheese.
❛ well technically, EVERYONE’S hair is colored.
❛ i’m sorry, i hate pasta.
❛ we could have another lincoln as president!!
❛ it looks like what buttered popcorn jellybeans would look like if they were actual food.
❛ yeah, so it looks like ______ lost a tentacle.
❛ oh my god who put harpoons on the floor.
❛ they were soggy!
❛ we are NOT watching avatar. they have sex with weird tail things.
❛ i forgot about the sex tail!
❛ are you proud of me? i just ate 240 individual smarties!
❛ how many calories is a person?
❛ i’ve seen so many babies this week.
❛ wow, isn’t this silence super nice? it’s almost like we’re never not talking.
❛ were those bikers in cosplay?
❛ i’ve had the ‘we just got a letter’ song from blues clues stuck in my head all day.
❛ i didn’t know it was possible to have a sexual experience while bagging food.
❛ put things on a board that make sounds and then touch them! it’ll be like you’re in a band!
❛ and also make it a maraca.
❛ did you just put half and half in microwavable potatoes?
❛ don’t judge me, i know what i’m about!
❛ college debt is the boogieman of american millennials.
❛ it’s ____’s fault. fuck ____.
❛ that was NOT a knock.
❛ it was my personal knock. so you know it’s me and not your roommates.
❛ my roommates usually just open the door. since it’s, you know, their room.
❛ what am i ever going to use a welcoming pineapple for?
❛ why are pineapples considered welcoming? they have spines on them.
❛ you could kill someone with a pineapple.
❛ don’t you dare turn my guitar into a social justice issue.
❛ yeah? well my headband’s louder than yours.
❛ i fucking hate art kids.
❛ you can’t hate art kids, you are one.
❛ the mystery shower girl has listened to both country and rap. the two worst musical genres.
❛ dude, there’s a UK version of the mail song from blues clues.
❛ who the fuck says ‘post.’ are they too good for mail?
❛ just write ‘fuck ___’ in puffy paint.
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Becoming Jane (2007).
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