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xyeenas · 2 years
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rb this to give the person you rb it from a hug
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xyeenas · 2 years
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Not to sound like an old fart here but my philosophy about video games is like. A kid living out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere with no internet access for miles should be able to purchase a game from walmart, take that game home, put it in their console, and play the whole game with all of its features and the only thing lack of internet affects is the inability to play online with others. Nothing else. They shouldn't be missing entire chunks of the game becuase they can't download a patch. The game shouldn't be borderline empty or unplayable without a patch.
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xyeenas · 2 years
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people have the audacity to equate vanilla with “plain”. the fruit of a delicate orchid pollinated by hand. worth its weight in solid gold and beyond. the fussy black-and-cream jewel of the american continent. you sick son of a bitch. imagine a world without vanilla. no blondies. no pound cakes. no crème brûlée, no coke floats. no cream soda. no satiny new york-style cheesecakes. no warm apple pie à la mode. no velvety complexity to bring out complex notes in chocolate desserts. no depth of flavour in your cakes and cookies and milkshakes. all in just a few precious seeds or grams of paste or perfumed teaspoons of liquid black platinum. what you don’t understand could fill the library of alexandria seven times over and then some. you ungrateful bastard i’m going to kill you
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xyeenas · 2 years
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I've been thinking recently. i think the problem w cranboo is that he's just straight up not interesting. Like, he used to be, for the sole purpose of the mystery with him and dream, and "ooh, what'll be revealed next!". But when you take that away, bc he didnt have a plan for it. You've just got a spineless dude who won't make an actual stance on anything. Like you can never win here, even the enderwalk thing is a centrist.
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xyeenas · 2 years
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You know what? Shout out to Jack Manifold.
I know the bit is to make fun of him at every opportunity (and I can only assume he’s cool with that otherwise the other cc’s wouldn’t commit to it so throughly) but honestly? It’s a bit that’s always made me uncomfy. I don’t like when people are rude or demeaning to others, even in jest.
I’m building a spot to praise Jack Manifold. To celebrate him. Because he deserves it.
Jack Manifold is a great content creator. He’s very funny. His lore is genuinely intriguing and well built. His vlogs are engaging and fun to watch. He’s genuinely so lovely and supportive of his friends. He’s grown exponentially as a creator and I can’t wait to see what he does in the future.
He is a delight. I hope he’s having a great day.
Feel free to reblog this in tags or comments with positive things about Jack or fond memories you have of things he did.
Let’s celebrate Jack Manifold!
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xyeenas · 2 years
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Not to be like "ew dream apologists" in may 2022 but hooooly fucking shit
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xyeenas · 2 years
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reblog if you think cranboo should grow a spine and move in with his husband and son <3
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xyeenas · 2 years
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dsmp economy would be off the charts and booming if every new dumbass they add doesn’t try to be a major character without doing any research into the preexisting story that has 2 years of development and established thematic trajectories/relationships/arcs. I’ve said this before but if I was held at gunpoint to join the server I’d make my character a complete side character until they start a new story lmfao STOP ADDING NEW PPL TO REVITALIZE THE DAMN SERVER IT AINT WORKING ❗️❗️❗️❗️
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xyeenas · 2 years
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i resent the dominance of The Car in america but access to cars allows for a really fun and exciting emotion called ‘being insane alone in your car’
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xyeenas · 2 years
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xyeenas · 2 years
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purpled should be allowed to be toxic. as a treat. i think he deserves it i think it’s funny
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xyeenas · 2 years
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making someone else coming out about another content creator is weird I like don't care why you brought it up!!!
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xyeenas · 2 years
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weirds me out whenever people use "unlabeled" as if it is a distinctive identity in it of itself . and not you know. a lack thereof . like it really goes against the spirit of being unlabeled when people just start using unlabeled as if it is a label you know
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xyeenas · 2 years
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what is the opposite of a blorbo. like a character you hate so fucking much for no reason really you just cannot stand them and seeing them triggers rage. you want them dead. what’s the silly goofy word for that
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xyeenas · 2 years
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What i wanna see in botw 2 is zelda wrestling a toxic mushroom or a bug out of link’s mouth like a dog that ate something it wasn’t supposed to
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xyeenas · 2 years
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(does some fucked up shit) well if my life was a movie or tv show fans would still love me and draw artwork of me regardless. so im not gonna worry about it
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xyeenas · 2 years
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people on this website loves days and dates. you could make a post that says “it’s sweet fat of the hog tuesday” and people would go nuts reblogging it every tuesday
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