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taylor swift’s work wouldn’t be nearly as insufferable if she wasn’t constantly trying to present herself as some sort of tortured underdog. like, okay, she has endured hardships, and a lot of people, especially white men, are shitty towards her for purely misogynistic reasons. that sucks, i agree. but she’s never been an underdog before. she was born to well-off parents who did everything they could to start her music career when she was barely even a teenager, an opportunity that lots of people would kill for. now she’s extremely famous and wealthy, and everything she releases is destined to sell millions of copies and receive glowing reviews in nearly every publication. she is not an underdog, and i have trouble believing she’s particularly “tortured.” she’s not even an alcoholic, despite claiming to be one on the opening track of her new album! people like to defend her lyrics by saying she’s just playing a character, which i don’t believe for a second, but even if she was, i don’t think i want to listen to someone like swift play the character of a tortured underdog, not when there’s so many musicians out there who are actually tortured underdogs. it comes across as hollow. “you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me,” sung by one of the wealthiest, most famous, most critically acclaimed musicians in the world, who was born to loving parents who personally helped her start her career, who once said she’d never been to therapy because she “just feels very sane.” if you’re going to play a character, maybe pick one who we’re not supposed to pity.

#also doesnt help that music from other femme artists like Chapelle Roan and The Last Dinner Party all sound way too similar #like everything is quick little blips and curt word pronunciation. its not that great yall #ive even heard from a swiftie that 30+ songs was too much & lots of the lyrics feel strange

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#theyre tracking the orcs #lotr

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Give this man all the fucking pineapple cake in the world bruh I don’t care

#malcolm reed

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What is Trip doing in Atlantis?? 🫣

After they just blew up O'Brien???

How did we get here 😰

#Stargate Atlantis #holy hell #i never know what to expect with this show #trip tucker #miles o'brien

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Stargate Atlantis: "Condemned"

#stargate atlantis #hell yeah dude #the quotes from this show are ridiculous #john sheppard #ronon dex #everyone is so goddamn snarky i love it #Teyla just sitting there trying to remember what the hell pizza was

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Wait tho pls tell me non british people have also seen this advert bc it’s amazing and very important to me

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"Hey, what's that mark on your forehead?"

"When I was a baby, my parents cast me in Star Trek"

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Happy International Women’s Day to this twitter account and only this twitter account

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I’m sure you’ve heard about Susan Abulhawa talking to media about what she’s seen in Gaza, but here is a longer, uninterrupted video.

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Can someone please remove my curse i am begging you

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Mutuals every time we’re all online this is what we’re doing

#parallel play 🥰

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my poor little meow meow

#jak and daxter #meow meow

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Westland Giftware Spock dog figure

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