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Everyone looks like a slut in cowboy boots

#idk what it is but wearing cowboy boots is so slutty #for men and women #shower thoughts #her haw

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Will sex cure the urge to kill myself

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All I learn in physics is I’m stupid

#physics #I want to die

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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The day you realize you’re hotter without your face is a sad day

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You know when you make a decision you weren’t going to make and it genuinely has a huge impact on your life and you suddenly realize ‘oh I’m the other reality version of myself’

#you know when people talk about like a version of themselves out there is they made a different decision #the whole version of yourself in different multiverse theory #shower thoughts #I’m not the original

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Hot take: Saltburn is just a Great Gatsby retelling

#Saltburn #Great Gatsby #Hot take #Oliver and what’s his face are the same fucking person #people die in both #in both the poor guy wants to fuck the rich guy #it’s the same thing #wake up people

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I can’t believe being a minority in the US in the 1700’s was just being a middle class white male

#history #oh the oppression #like founding father quotes about ‘minorities’ and ‘the people’ are literally only about white men who weren’t super rich

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fucked up that we got 2024 on monday

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God knew if I wasn’t so horny I would be too powerful

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The more I want to kill myself the funnier I get

#at least there’s that

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When I get mad at someone my go to fantasy is strangling them with an extension cord. Why? Idk extension cords just seem so whimsical and powerful

#I should not have posted this #extension cord #I wouldn’t actually do it

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Working at a furniture store if the worst job someone can have

Chimney sweep? Respectable

Furniture store person? Ugghhhh pathetic

#furniture store #furniture people #don’t want to say kys but also…

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Working at a furniture store if the worst job someone can have

Chimney sweep? Respectable

Furniture store person? Ugghhhh pathetic

#furniture store #furniture people #don’t want to say kys but also…

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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Do you ever have a thought that’s so fucked up you apologize in case there’s any mind readers in the room

#showerthoughts #my thoughts betray me #mind reading #that’s when you know it’s bad