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Shark Culling Laws Poster

Designed by Matteo Musci

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some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

some more body language help 

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People on twitter are always like 'there's still people on tumblr?'... As if Twitter wasn't full of stolen text posts, gifs and art originally posted here

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NO TIME FOR SELF-HATE YOU GOT SHIT TO DO Shop, Patreon, Books, Mailing List *•. ✧˖°`

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wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

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This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days. 

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My parents: do you purposefully take unflattering pictures of your cat? Why can’t you send a nice one?

The pictures:

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Re-blog this if:

- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.

No one will know which applies.

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imagine a comedian in the year 2035 and they're just like "i was a teenager, and i had tumblr in 2020. i had tumblr in 2020. the only kids who had tumblr in 2020 were too gay for instagram and too neurodivergent for tiktok. i was trapped in a house in the middle of a pandemic with tumblr as my connection to the outside world. tumblr. every single one of the users called it a hellsite, and we were right, but we were all too afraid of the outside world to leave it. and that's not even talking about what happened in 2021. Tumblr in 2020. Fuck," and most of the audience is tiktok or instagram users but there's one tiny sliver who had tumblr and they're just nodding along

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(x)

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me, a lesbian: *texts with no diacritics, all lower case, bad grammar and a million of keysmashes*

a straight friend trying to read what i wrote: dude can u pls translate it to human?

#gay #lesbian #keysmash my beloved #the gay language

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yess and im gonna jump in that snow a million times like a fucking idiot yisss

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patrickthunphoto

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awwwww

u know how the tail of a really little brand new kitten sticks right up in the air and how their bodies are kinda chubby

thats good 

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A historical moment

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mokrej hajzl co mi leze do kuchyně když nejsem doma a krade mi všechny hrnečky a já si teď nemám do čeho udělat čaj

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i know that “don’t harass people for being weird, they might be autistic!” is a fairly popular take on here. but as a Certified Autist, i’d like to add that harassing allistic and/or neurotypical people for being weird is also bad, and should not be done

and before you come in with “yeah, you never know who is and isn’t autistic, and you shouldn’t force people to out themselves!” i want to say two things: one, i agree. and two, even if you could magically avoid ever harassing a single autistic person, it still wouldn’t be okay to go after NTs for being weird. they’re people, janice. they’re allowed to be really invested in naruto