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[ID: A headline reading "Fall Out Boy: Pete Wentz rates anal sex a '10'." End ID]

oh i'm sure he does

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A small victory to celebrate for today

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remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called

hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns

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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

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the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic

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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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[Image description: All of these are screenshots of text unless otherwise noted.

A downward spiral, just a pirouette G-getting worse till there's n-n-nothing left

2. It's as though I've received some big cosmic sign that says I should disappear.

3. OLD SALIERI Mozart! Mozart! I cannot bear it any longer! I confess! I confess what I did! I'm guilty! I killed you! Sir I confess! I killed you!

4. Image: A still from the end of the music video for Miss Missing You, showing Patrick and Pete's corpses lying side-by-side in the dirt.

5. When you're feeling guilty And out of steam When you're looking for forgiveness You can take it out on me

6. VOGLER Why? Why? Why? Why add to your misery by confessing to murder? You didn't kill him. OLD SALIERI I did. VOGLER No, you didn't! OLD SALIERI I poisoned his life.

7. "Now I understand how I was overshadowing the band, especially Patrick. This kid is a fucking genius. He's probably one of the best melody writers around. In any band that would have been talked about constantly, but I was just overshadowing it. I knew it, but I didn't know how to stop it. It was a snowball that had just gotten so big."

8. OLD SALIERI No, Father. From now on no one will be able to speak of Mozart without thinking of me. Whenever they say Mozart with love, they'll have to say Salieri with loathing. And that's my immortality at last! Our names will be tied together for eternity - his in fame and mine in infamy. At least it's better than the total oblivion he'd planned for me, your merciful God!

9. Image: The album art for Believers Never Die, which shows two skeletons on the floor of an apartment, embracing forever.

10. I do think we're forever kind of connected, and we're kind of kindred spirits as far as that goes. He's always the person I can still call, and he just gets it.

11. I've got nothing to confess, yes (x4)

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from now on we are enemies / confessions of a pariah - patrick, 2012 / amadeus, 1984 / miss missing you, 2014 / mad at nothing / amadeus, 1984 / pete, 2013 / amadeus, 1984 / believers never die, 2009 / pete, 2011 / love selfish love

#fob #patrick stump #pete wentz

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[ID:

Tumblr tags reading "this is another language to me... like some forest creatures making a tincture."

Snapchat photo of weed stuffed into a glass device, with the caption "U inferior loppers can't handle my mountain mook dort."

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I broke my stupid dab rig a few months ago. In an apartment full of carpet it landed on my PlayStation and broke. And then I got the wrong sized banger for my bong. And then my nectar collector broke. So basically I’ve had this wax for a long ass time with nothing to really smoke it with lmfao

So I’m just sprinkling it in with my flower rn and I think it’s working. At least mostly

#drugs

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Since the r-slur is making a comeback (you know, the word that starts with R, has six letters, and ends in D), I'm gonna make a little PSA:

Yes, it's an ableist slur.

Terms like "asshat," "head-up-ass," "up their own ass," and "high on their own farts" exist. There's also words like crap, dogshit, half-assed, assclown, and chucklefuck. And on the less vulgar side, there are terms like ridiculous, nonsense, train wreck, pointless, insipid, self-absorbed, pretentious, annoying, boring, contemptible, vile, and disgusting.

Substituting words like restarted, poptarted, brain damaged, smoothbrain, etc. is still ableist, because either 1. you obviously still mean the r-word, or 2. you're still using disability as an insult.

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[Image description:

The last panel of the "friendful visitor" comic, made into a demotivational poster. It reads "Friends: Sometimes talking about going to visit them is more difficult than you think."

The friendful visitor comic. The first person says "yeah so i went to go visit my friend-" and the second replies, in colorful comic sans, "wow, much visit, very friend." The first looks at the second with a confused and unnerved expression.

The second person from the comic on a meme with a rainbow pinwheel background. The impact-fond caption reads "Visiting my friend."

A friendful visitor comic in which the second person's response is "bro visited his friend." A third panel has been added, where the second person has a "u mad?" face and the first person has a raging "fuuu-" face.

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when is comes to asexuality and aromanticism you have to be okay with contradiction. one ace person will say asexuality is about not experiencing attraction, another will say it’s about not caring to act on attraction, another will say it’s not experiencing arousal. one aromantic will consider themself queer, one won’t. two people with seemingly identical experiences will use two different labels. aro people will be in romantic relationships, ace people will have sex. you get it.

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Imagine, for a moment, that your internet just stopped loading images one day. Your dash might look pretty different (and less usable), but at least you can still make posts — whether about your internet situation, or about completely unrelated topics.

Then, imagine that one or more of your posts blew up, to the tune of hundreds if not thousands of notes. Imagine people started adding images to your posts.

Imagine your post circulating almost entirely in the form with four or five images attached, and with everyone in the notes laughing about those images — except you, who started the post in the first place, who can't even see those images because you're trapped in Tumblr's loading gradient hellscape.

You're excluded from any further conversations on your own post, because someone added a mystery image with the caption "don't leave this in the tags," but you have no idea which set of tags it is, and can't tell if it's one of the good takes from the tags or one of the horrible takes from the tags. You're excluded from the Tumblr users playing with JPEGs like dolls. You can try to guess the contents of the images based on people's reactions, but it's hard. And no one adding images even seems to notice the irony.

This is, of course, a real problem plaguing Tumblr users with regularly slow internet. And it's also a huge, insidious problem plaguing blind and low vision people who rely on either screen readers, or image descriptions in combination with enlarged text on their device.

People with disabilities around comprehending images, people who have images (or gifs) disabled due to photosensitivity, and many others are also affected.

If you add an image to a post without either alt text, an in-post image description, or even both for maximal inclusivity, you don't know if OP — or the person whose tags you're peer reviewing, or whose reply you're screenshotting — will actually be able to see it. From their perspective, you might just be shoving a mystery rectangle in their face, expecting them to be able to guess — or responding to them without them being able to know.

Imagine being on the receiving end of that expectation constantly. Imagine how isolating that must feel.

We need, collectively, to stop making assumptions that everyone we interact with online will be able to access, physically see, and mentally process images. The assumption that disabled people are vanishingly rare and statistically shouldn't really need to be considered is an assumption of structural and/or implicit ableism.

Write image descriptions. Write image descriptions for every image you post, if you're able — but if you have limited energy, or you're still learning, you should at least start trying your absolute best to describe images you add to other people's posts. If you're starting a conversation, even an online conversation, you should make your best effort to be accessible.

So: Write IDs, especially if they're as simple as just text, like screenshotted tags (link to guide). Write IDs even if you think the best ID you can write is too short, or too incomplete (link to post explaining why even "bad" IDs help).

Write IDs in general (link to a huge compilation of guides). Challenge ableist assumptions and inaccessibility.

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bathroom torment is very real ideally we would all just be allowed to go piss without worry but its not always so simple

#dude goin to dudeland ✌ #although whoever decided that a mens room could be just one urinal #and a stall for one dude to hog #is currently rotting in hell i presume #tumblr polls

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I was today years old when I realized "Acronym" stood for "Anyone Can Rationalize Obvious Nonsense You Moron"

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#fob

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hi tumblrinas

so i'm making a children's book about disability and mental illness for my class on the history of the book, and there's going to be a page of me and my co-author standing with a crowd of other disabled people. we were going to just create a random crowd of people, but i thought i should see if any of y'all want to be included!

if you're disabled and you'd like to be put into the crowd, please do one or more of these picrews (and add other notes if desired, for example, "my hair looks more like this, my service dog looks like this, my mobility aid/sensory aid looks like this") and send it to me in an ask or a dm (dm me if it won't send and i'll give you my discord)!

i chose these picrews since they're fullbody and have a decent range of clothing options, i think. i'll need them very soon, preferably by tonight.

Baby Carrot outfit maker / something about them / little guy maker

thanks y'all!!

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