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Also Golden Girls. Those ladies have So Much Sex

the real antidote to the problem of "everyone is beautiful and no one is horny" is watching old horny shows like mash. nothing but perfectly normal-looking, homely, average people in that show who hook up with each other or unseen partners on a regular basis. hawkeye is absolutely drowning in sex and the man has such a bizarre mismatched set of randomly strong and weak facial features on a noodle body with dogshit posture. and it's GREAT. you can't tell how soft his jawline is because there's always a woman kissing his neck and blocking the camera. i know i riff on people saying they want to fuck mulcahy until he has a religious epiphany but as a butch lesbian with that exact face shape it's been so healing to be like. ohhhh ok so sexuality and attractiveness isn't just limited to the perfect beautiful poreless people on netflix. i understand now

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This episode is Genuinely the perfect example of Boys will be Boys.

funniest fucking storyline in 911 by FAR is michael getting bored, so he starts spying on his neighbors. athena gets worried and sends bobby over who IMMEDIATELY supports michael's insane claim that his one neighbor is up to something hinky. michael's partner comes home and suggests they rummage through the trash for evidence. despite his obviously joking bobby and michael think this is a GREAT idea. bobby gives david a lecture about how this is a legal grey area. michael sneaks into the guy's apartment and gets hit in the head. athena comes by and is outraged, even though she probably should have known that sending her dumbass husband to her dumbass ex-husband would result in smth exactly like this.

and then they're RIGHT. just completely validated. it's great. i could watch this episode forever.

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Also, in the winter time wearing masks even when you don’t have a cough keeps the lower half of your face and the air you’re breathing warm & moist which has a crazy big impact on keeping your whole body warm in addition to your nose, face, and mouth staying warm and not getting dry or chapped.

Nobody fucking believes me that putting on a mask helps the wearer stop coughing and sneezing.

Coughing and sneezing are generally caused by the body trying to clear irritants. And very frequently, this irritation is exacerbated by dusts and pollens in the air. So by wearing a mask, you can cut down on the thing that is further triggering your cough and sneeze. Further, masks also condition the air and make the air you're breathing in moister, which reduces further irritation of the lungs.

If you were dusting, and the dust was making you sneeze, you could put on a mask and make the sneezing stop. (Note: a startling number of people also refuse to believe this, even though it's really obvious that "keep the dust out of your face" reduces "sneezing because there is dust in your face".) If you're already irritated, you can end up getting triggered by a lower threshold of dust.

When I have a cough, one of the first things I do is mask up, even when I'm entirely alone. Because if I'm not actually sick, the mask will often cut the coughing to zero (especially if my cough is asthma-based). And if I am sick, it'll cut it dramatically (and reduce post-nasal drip, which causes more coughing).

I have convinced exactly one person of this. Yes, masking is uncomfortable. (It helps a lot if you have a comfortable mask, though.) But also, so is coughing a lot, which also happens to spray gross stuff into the air.

For your own sake, put on a mask and stop complaining about how uncomfortable you are because you keep coughing.

I promise, it really works.

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The only good country music made after 9/11 is the girlies who realized they can shoot shitty men and the men who realized if they’re genuinely shitty their women will shoot them.

#the dichotomy of country music #is and should always be summed up by #Gunpowder and Lead #and #Honkytonk Badonkadonk

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I will unapologetically attack anyone with boops. You haven't got one? Get booped. You don't know me? Booped. You know me very well? You're in the line of fire, get booped bitch. You boop me? You opened Pandora's Box and they're all boops. Any and all my blogs are not safe from the wrath that is my boops. Watch yourself

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If I had a nickel for every time I got obsessed with a seemingly superficial jock character with intense abandonment issues, who happens to be great with kids and ends up co-parenting with a guy named Eddie, who he starts of being jealous of and disliking but then falls in love with, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's wired that it happened twice.

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becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

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If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

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Don't take this lying down! Fuck Tumblr feeding AI our posts. Opt-out now! Leave them nothing to work with.

On mobile it's under visibility settings. On browser it's under blog settings. I opted out on browser and I had to do it for each side blog individually. I'm assuming it's the same on mobile.

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I never really got into minecraft but my sister loved it so in middle school my favorite thing to do when she left the room with her minecraft world up was make as many “water trees” as possible by badly maneuvering to the tops of trees and sticking a water block at the top to make it cascade down. I feel like Percy would appreciate a forest of water trees to Annabeth’s bemusement.

imagine percy and annabeth playing minecraft together. annabeth has built the most amazing builds youve ever seen, im talking those hyper realistic ones. percy has drowned 15 times trying to collect all the fish for the aquarium annabeth built him

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Mom. Get out. I'm doing spells.

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#my carhartt is a little over 100 I think #but ya girl loves a thrift store

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Good news, fellow artists! Nightshade has finally been released by the UChicago team! If you aren't aware of what Nightshade is, it's a tool that helps poison AI datasets so that the model "sees" something different from what an image actually depicts. It's the same team that released Glaze, which helps protect art against style mimicry (aka those finetuned models that try to rip off a specific artist). As they show in their paper, even a hundred poisoned concepts make a huge difference.

(Reminder that glazing your art is more important than nighshading it, as they mention in their tweets above, so when you're uploading your art, try to glaze it at the very least.)

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Looking for a fic!

It’s a Steddie fic where Steve as a knight has to pledge himself to a god and none of the major ones feel right until Robin and Dustin find Eddie, who is misrepresented as a Evil God of Darkness when he’s actually (according to a different translation of one of his Holy Texts or whatever) just the god of like quiet nights and nocturnal animals and stuff. Steve finds his shrine, tries to fix it up and make his oath but keeps getting questioned and challenged by a random guy who is actually just Eddie.

#looking for a fic #any help appreciated #pretty sure it’s ok tumble somewhere #I want to reread it so baaaaad #steddie #paladin Steve #god Eddie

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Okay, so I've thought some more on this.

Robin is Hawkeye, and the nurses all find her devastatingly endearing.

Billy and Tommy both get transferred to separate MASHes after they get into a fight (over Steve?), so Eddie and Nancy both come in at the same time.

Nancy and Steve actually come from the same small town and went to high school / medical school / basic training together where they dated for a while. Seeing each other again is a little awkward but they're both too professional to let it affect them.

Eddie and Dustin hit it off immediately and Steve, who had been Dustin's former brother figure on base is a little jealous.

Eddie thinks Steve is fucking gorgeous but can't figure out if he's involved with Robin or Nancy (or both?) and is a little too dense to realize that when Robin and Nancy sneak out of the tent at night, they're NOT taking turns going to see Steve.

Chrissy is a nurse who helps Eddie a lot on his first few days and after a while there's a rumor going around camp that they're dating.

Murray is Klinger.

Bear with me, but imagine: Stranger Things M*A*S*H AU

At first, Steve is obviously Hawkeye-coded but then the phrase “Hot Lips Harrington” entered my brain and hasn’t left it. Maybe this is Omega Steve, but maybe just some good old Male Nurse Steve kicking ass. Either way, he was forced into the army by his parents to follow uh their footsteps and he’s a little stuck up about protocol as it comes to safety and stuff but he mostly just likes healing people.

Hopper is Lt. Colonel Henry Blake, at first, and then he adopts an orphaned Eleven who’d been held by the enemy and matures into a more Colonel Potter-type leader.

Father Clarke.

Corporal “Radar” Henderson who not only man’s the radio but basically built the whole thing from scratch and keeps the whole camp running.

Joyce is a nurse who runs an orphanage, that’s where Hopper meets El.

Frank is either Billy or Tommy.

Nancy is Winchester.

Robin is also one of the doctors and Steve’s best friend.

Steve had a long-term fling with either Nancy (that ended amicably), Billy (which did NOT), or Tommy (yeah NO)

And then when either Billy or Tommy or both is replaced with Eddie….

Romance in the Ranks?????

#steddie #mash 4077 #mash #stranger things #i may or may not write a bit of this