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I always thought it was like an exaggeration when horse people would talk about how silly it was for anyone to think that riding a horse does not require any particular level of skill or balance or anything, or even that they "drive themselves" (???) but just the tags on the reblogs of that "can you ride a bike and/or horse" post from me alone are demonstrating how overconfident some people are in their (often entirely theoretical!) ability to stay on an alive and moving animal with a will of its own.

#who is out there thinking riding a bike requires balance?? #literally when its moving physics makes it stay upright #you have to actively lean to make it tilt.

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Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit

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The joys of avoiding places where children hang out.

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Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Fate - A PMD-inspired Tabletop Roleplaying Game System

It's still in its rougher stages, but here's a PMD TTRPG system! Designed so you can easily convert main-game stats into a table-friendly stat block, play as your favourites, and build your own PMD adventure with a group.

The handbook contains rules for character creation, character progression, guild/base-building and combat, as well as some brief guides on running a game, tables to randomly roll characters, and two mini-dungeons to give potential GMs some inspiration. I may write a short adventure to help get groups started, if there's interest!

I hope any TTRPG fans in the PMD fandom find this useful, and feedback is appreciated, especially from fellow GMs.

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i like experiences ^_^ unless i don’t like them. then i don’t like them -_- but other than that i like experiences <3

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tumblr user 1: you guys should drink more plain water, it's good for you

tumblr user 2: actually you can drink whatever you want all the time

tumblr user 3: yee and water is icky :(

tumblr user 4: I literally can't drink plain water as I'll instantly start throwing up, some people's bodies simply can't process it, you can't make blanket statements about what's good or not good for someone else's digestive system

tumblr user 5: ooouugh.. tony the tiger hairy armpits 😩

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felt like drawing the goblin girls with their hair down!

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character customization screens are like “you can alter your character’s body type!” and then it looks like this

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its a rollypolly …..

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Callie and her socially inept cousin <3

#splatoon

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#titties up ladies

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god i fucking LOVE fat girls!! **posts three pictures of average weight women with d cup boobs**

#bugs me

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Remember to smoke a lot of weed and blast music incredibly loud directly in your ears and not drink any water or eat any food today, okay?

#evil tumblr be like

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#hockey posting

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A good wizard always brings their spellbook, no matter how big it is😤📚

#mouse girl #wizard #cute

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#hmmm