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*4 am*

Jack: *on the phone* Will, sorry about the time, a new body just dropped and we need you now. I'm on my way to pick you up.

Will: *half asleep, half squished by Hannibal's body* new body dropped...you're on your way...to...fuck, Jack, I am not in Wolf Trap.

Jack: Where the hell are you at this hour?

Will: *kicks Hannibal to stop snoring* Umm... Baltimore?

Jack: Do I want to know?

Will: Probably no.

Jack: It's actually even better. Ask Hannibal to join us too. I might need his opinion on this one.

Will: Why did you assume Hannibal is here?

Jack: Well, isn't he?

Hannibal: *half asleep grabbing the phone from Will* He is here.

Jack: ...

Will: ...

Jack: See you in five

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Tagging this with gay fandoms sorry

There's currently a European proposition to ban conversion practice in Europe

If you're European please sigh it

If you're not please reblog

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Posting Hannibal related memes until they save Hannibal, day 1050.

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he needs to actually calm down

can he fucking stop

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Uhh

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you heard it here first, the dinner scene where will and hannibal eat ortolan was inspired by two gay penguins from the toronto zoo

full thing here :)

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Results of the poll (ima draw the other ones as well)

#hannibal #murder husbands #hannigram #hannibal art #hannibal fanart #hannibal x will #disney

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#hannibal #hannigram #murder husbands #hannibal x will #hannibal fanart

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#hannibal #hannigram #murder husbands #hannibal art #hannibal fanart #the aristocats

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We are #1 trending what the fuck

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I need Will Graham to walk wobbly after Hannibal fucks him. I need Will Graham to be hesitant when he has to sit down. I need Will Graham to moan when he sits and I need Hannibal to witness all of these

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I was aware people were feral for Mads Mikkelsen, but I didn’t know why until I got to this scene in season 1.

And then my brain was never the same.

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a non-subtext hannibal sex scene would be like: *will in therapy with bedelia, slutty outfit on, recounting the event just to torment her* *tasteful artsy shots of hannigram doing it (flesh sliding against flesh, close-ups of trembling eyelashes, drops of sweat rolling down skin)* *metal pipes tumbling down the stairs dot mp3 gets louder* *alternating shots of them in the kitchen and in the bedroom: a knife cutting into meat, a hand brushing a knife scar. swallowing wine, swallowing bodily fluids. etc.* *will narrating over it like: "to know is to consume and to consume is to become... and hannibal knows me, with all the teeth at his disposal..."* *interspersed shots of them procuring the 'food': knife stab parallels the other kind of penetration, a frightened scream is followed by one of rupture* *"we teach each other to hunger and to yearn, and we feed one another over.. and over.. and over"* *cut to bedelia looking like she will bill him six times her usual fee*

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will's ass got him fighting for his life 😭😭

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I like to wonder what must have been going through Jack Crawford's mind when he witnessed this scene.

Like— A dangerous criminal, the Chesapeake Ripper, surrenders outside the home of your most valued criminal profiler, saying he wants the said profiler to always know where he is and where to find him, while looking at him like a kicked puppy?

Jack: Good job, Will. What you two are tho, gays?

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Hannibal being dominate? as if.

he wants his skull cracked like an egg, only if will does it.