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justgirlythings is on my dash in the year of our lord 2024 i am ecstatic

the return of the justgirlyqueen

#just girly things

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I fear nothing can prepare me for this chaotic episode

Watching last night’s episode had us like

@professionalprocrastinator22 @anopenbookunderlockandkey

#bi bewildered bad at math #ally? #not a math bi #disaster #chaotic besties #911 spoilers #911 7x05 #kinkley

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my leg hurts → i start walking with a cane to ease the pain → my hand starts to hurt from using a cane → my leg AND my hand now hurt

fml dude

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notes for my impostor syndrome:

• no, it's not painful to walk for abled-bodied people

• no, healthy people don't usually use every chance they get to lean against walls or sit down

• no, ableds don't dream about shower stool

• no, ableds don't celebrate days when they're not in pain. because usually they're not in pain

• no, ableds don't want to stop walking mid-way, lay down on the ground, curl up and cry and whine from pain

• no, ableds aren't exhausted by their own bodies 24/7

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The Smart Tech Chat

Eddie: Buck why does the dishwasher say “software update failed”???

Buck: well… because the software update failed

Eddie: 🙄🙄🙄

Eddie: but why does it need a software update? What software????

Buck: it’s on the internet!

Eddie: is this dishwasher a Hildy????

Buck: 😇

Eddie: Buck……

Eddie: why is a dishwasher with internet connection even necessary

Buck: it needs the internet to download software updates

Eddie: but why does my dishwasher need software updates???? What would need to be updated about running water and soap?!

Buck: it needs to fix security vulnerabilities! Duh Eddie!

Eddie: …

Eddie: does my dishwasher go off if there’s an intruder?

Buck: lmao no of course not, that’s silly

Buck: it needs security updates because it’s on the internet!

Eddie: 😡

Eddie: please stop getting more Hildys… I hate Smart technology

Eddie: I AM SO SICK OF IT

Buck: are you sick of me too eddie?? 😥

Eddie: are you smart tech, Buck?

Buck: if I was would you still love me???

Eddie: …

Buck: Eds?

Buck: answer the question Eds

Buck: would you still live me if I was Hildy???

Buck: EDDIE

*two days later*

Eddie: god dammit, Buck, did you somehow make my gps your voice???

Buck: do you still love me now that I’m smart technology

Eddie: oh my god

Written for the Eddie to my Buck @professionalprocrastinator22 , don’t leave me alone with your phone babe, your GPS isn’t safe if you leave me and @gravelyhalversobbing unsupervised 🤪

Inspired by:

#the answer is yes #he still loves him #things i decided i could make about 911 #incorrect 911 quotes #911 fanfic #text fic #buddie fic #911 abc #911 fox #buddie

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brain fog is so stupid. Like what do you mean my body is in such rough shape I have nothing but my thoughts but also I can't think?

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this is literally the sweetest thing ever 🥺

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on the phone with god rn to make sure im not on his “strongest warriors” list again for 2024

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The 118 Chaotic Pizza Chat

Buck: This is what I fear when you make pizza, Eds

*tweet of pizza sitting directly on the oven rack imploding and looking like a mushroom cloud*

Bobby: Don’t put it directly on the rack Jesus

Buck: 😂😂😂

Eddie: 😬

Tbh I fear that too

Hen: You can!!!! Prevent it!!!

Bobby emphasized Hen’s message.

Hen: ?????

Eddie: But the bottom! Won’t be crispy enough!

Also my pizzas don’t fit on the pans

Buck: Flip the pan over!!

Eddie: Your weird little rectangular pizzas do but my circular ones don’t

Buck: Use the other side and then the whole bottom won’t fall out

Eddie replied to Buck’s message ( Flip the pan over!! ) *sends blinking meme*

Buck: Or, consider, buy yourself one of these bad boys

*sends link to pizza stone*

Hen: get a pizza stone

Eddie: Where would we store that 😭😭😭

Chim laughed at Eddie’s message.

Buck replied to Eddie’s message (blinking meme): Lol have you never done that 😂?

Eddie: Not once in my life, no

Bobby: You store it with the pans

Eddie: Flip the pan over??? wtf

Hen: Where else would you store a pizza stone

Chim laughed at Hen’s message.

Buck: We have a few fully empty cabinets 😂. In Inconvenient spots, sure, but it’s not a commonly used item lol

Bobby: You don’t have to get one with handles so it doesn’t take up as much space

Ravi: This is a chaotic chat right now 😂😂😂

Eddie: If you mean the one above the fridge, you can fuck off 😂😂😂

Hen: Get a step stool

Eddie: We have two lmao

Chim: Grow taller

Buck laughed at Chim’s message.

Eddie disliked Chim’s message.

Buck: One above the fridge, one below the stove 😂😂😂

Chim: Keep some kitchen heels at the ready

Eddie: Oh I don’t trust the one below the stove, absolutely not

Buck: Also as Bobby said, with the normal pans 😂😂😂

Chim: on top of the refrigerator

Buck: You say that like the bare oven rack is significantly cleaner 😂

Chim: In your room

Eddie: No no no that bottom drawer is nasty have you opened it recently??

Also it’s weirdly small? I think?

Chim: Right I know you’re cooking it but dude how old is that oven and food that is going inside it is just raw dogging it

Eddie: 🤷🏼‍♀️ have literally never once thought about that in my life tbh

Buck: No so I have no recollection of what it looks like 😂

Buck: Raw dogging it 😂😂😂😂

That just made me laugh so

Chim: Good I’m glad because brain fog made it really hard to remember that phrase

Hen laughed at Chim’s message.

Chim: The other option was bare assing it

Eddie: Well ya nailed it, so a plus

Buck: You nailed it so hard I had to explain it to my cap in our side chat 🤣🤣🤣

Ravi: just to circle back

To flip the pan over

There’s a Reddit thread that agrees with Buck

Eddie: Good for Buck 👍🏻

Ravi: Though the rigidity advice seems important to note

Buck: I’ve only used this method once for something I can’t really remember. But it wasn’t pizza 😂

Eddie: Also our pans pop and my actual fear is the pizza being awkwardly launched right to the bottom of the oven

Buck: I was just brainstorming for you. I didn’t say this was a perfect solution 😂

Eddie: I have put a pan on the rack below the pizza before

Bobby replied to Eddie: this hurts my soul, just put it on some parchment paper

Ravi: The other advice for you in this thread: *photo of round pizza cut in half to fit on a pan*

Eddie: Lololol I can imagine trying to cut a frozen pizza in half and it just shattering 😭😭😭

Eddie: But i feel like if I bought, like, a fancy frozen pizza that wasn’t thin crust, that could be genius

Chim: Idk that looks like a thin crust pizza example for you 😂

Hen: If you look closely you can see “thin” on the underlying box 🕵🏻‍♀️😂😂😂

Buck: But your pizza has shattered before so lol

Bobby replied to Buck: WTF

Eddie: Right but that’s target brand

I don’t fuckin trust the giant store brand 😂😂😂 Lolol do you tho???

Buck: Lmao no less than any other pizza probably

Buck: @Bobby Eddie dropped it on the ground

Eddie: Whole thing shattered

And I feel like something similar would happen if you tried to cut it while it was still frozen

Chim: Can’t know unless you try

Ravi: please send a video when you try

Buck, 10 minutes later: The funniest thing to me in this

Is that several of you lived with me and Eddie for like six months in a space that absolutely was not meant for four grown adults never saw him commit this food crime 😂

Hen: To be fair I did my level best to avoid perceiving any of you when we weren’t working. I love you, but that’s way too much time to spend with people you’re not married to

Chim, at the exact same time: we can’t all pay as much attention to Eddie as you, Buck

Ravi: ☠️

Hen: yeah... yeah. Mostly that

Inspired by a real life conversation with my roommates and this tweet:

https://x.com/superloafcat/status/1737541460524700083?s=46&t=2TrTjov11H9w1pzmJGEYpw

Written for/with @professionalprocrastinator22 and our concerns about food crimes committed by @gravelyhalversobbing EXPOSING YOU

#things i decided i could make about 911 #we love each other #food crimes #also she cut the pizza next time she made it #it fit on the pan without cutting it #911 fic #911 fanfic #buddie fic #incorrect 911 quotes #911 abc #911 fox

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The 118 Sauce Chat

Eddie: I definitely make spaghetti sauce extremely wrong but I’m not going to stop

Chim: please elaborate on the wrong way to make spaghetti sauce; it sounds highly entertaining?

Eddie: 1 chop onion and put in a pot

Eddie: Add 1 or 2 cans of diced tomatoes. Whatever makes the ratio of onion look right.

Eddie: Add a ridiculous amount of frozen peas. Peas should make up a notable portion of this sauce.

Eddie: Add frozen corn also if you wanna be real fancy. If I have bacon I’ll ad that too. But I very rarely have bacon.

Eddie: Cook on HIGH

Eddie: While sauce is cooking, grab the nearest bottle of mixed spices that isn't obviously for desserts. Add some. How much? I dunno, enough that you feel like you've added seasoning so it's technically cooking. (For me this is most often a mix called Moroccan, but it could be anything. Buck reorganised my kitchen recently so tonight it was something called Pizza Topping.)

Eddie: If you happen to have green herbs lying around, add those too. Whatever you have on hand that's green

Eddie: Let the sauce boil on HIGH until all the water is gone. Stir occasionally so the saucepan will be easier to clean later. Serve on cooked spaghetti noodles with no cheese

Eddie: Today I added a new step called "while the sauce is cooking, duck out for 15 seconds to text the group chat about spaghetti sauce, then get distracted and forget you are cooking." This adds a novel Extremely Burnt edge to the flavour profile.

Chim: I am not Italian, or of Italian descent by *any* stretch of the imagination.

I am also not one of those "cooking purists", who believes that everything must be done in a specific/ traditional way (unless you are making a cooking video with the title "how to make x" in which case if you don't specify mid video that your way is not traditional god help you).

I am a firm believer in "If it tastes good, then it is correct for you".

Chim: Except in this case

Bobby: This hurts every cooking bone in my body. The latent ancestors in my soul. The judgmental elf in my brain just bit a cyanide capsule

Hen: Why? The spices.

Using a different spice mix every time, based on what is ready at hand just ... hurts

Eddie: *sends SPICE IS SPICE meme*

Ravi: absolutely deranged, Eddie. Food crimes.

Bobby: Hey Eddie, looks like you forgot to mention the part where you obviously sweated the onions, because nobody would make spaghetti sauce that had straight up raw onions boiled in tomato juices.

Bobby: RIGHT????

Bobby: Please Eddie

Eddie: I don’t know what sweating the onions means

Hen: It means. It means you cook em a little in a pan with a bit of oil first

Eddie: A pan? How many dishes do you want me to have to wash here?

Hen: I mean you can also do it in the same pot you're making the spaghetti sauce in! The important thing is the onions get a little cooked before the wet stuff goes in, so they're not so wet and limp and boiled....

Eddie: Honestly this depends entirely on whether I remember to chop an onion first or I find the can opener for the tomatoes first. The ingredients go in in whatever order they go in.

Ravi: Eddie, who hurt you???

Eddie: A pack of wild chefs herded my mother off a cliff

Chim: Theres probably a hit out on you for this

Eddie: What kind of stupid idiot would waste money assassinating someone who's so clearly going to accidentally poison themself for free at some point

Bobby: hi Eddie, big fan of your firefighting, this is the sauce equivalent of the running up a metal ladder in a lightning storm to try to pull up a 6’0” tall man instead of lowering him to the ground

-Athena

Eddie: Athena, that is the meanest review my cooking has ever received

Chim: congratulations you found the worst way to do it! this feels like a spaghetti recipe made by AI before it got really sophisticated

-Maddie

Eddie: this group chat’s hate mail game is insane

Ravi: at this point please just eat every ingredient raw… please

Eddie: Do I look like Tony Abbott to you

Buck: As a former Committer of Food Crimes, I have decided to make this sauce this weekend after I have a chance to go to the store. I will report back.

Eddie: Excellent, I look forward to vindication.

Hen: No one's going to vindicate your boiled onion in cinnamonny tomato juice on noodles, Eddie

Eddie: Not cinnamon. Cinnamon is a dessert spice. You use the nearest non-dessert spice.

Ravi: cinnamon is absolutely not a dessert spice

Eddie: Yes it is! It's for muffins and pancakes and fruit pies!

Chim: Cinnamon powder is absolutely a dessert “spice” and Eddie if your cooking is this bad I can’t imagine your baked abominations

Eddie: I put lemon juice in everything I bake that isn't bread

Written for the only two gremlins (endearment) who find this as entertaining as I do @professionalprocrastinator22 and @gravelyhalversobbing

Inspired by:

#things i decided i could make about 911 #Eddie diaz commits food crimes #Buck is his accomplice #buddie fic #911 fic #911 fanfic #text fic #incorrect 911 quotes #911 abc #911 fox

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The 118 Family Feud Chat

Bobby: what is something men love doing together?

Hen: be idiots

Chim: that’s just Buck and Eddie

Buck: hey! We like to do other things

Hen: why are you asking us this?

Bobby: Athena and I are watching family feud and there’s one answer left, we can’t come up with it

Chim: beer

Bobby: up there

Hen: sports

Eddie: poker

Buck: yes Eds, that’s a good one 😎

Bobby: those are also up there

Chim: what else do the codependent fools do when they hang out???

Eddie: 🙄

Buck: none of your business 😏

Hen: I have a guess

Chim: 🧐🧐🧐

Bobby: any final guesses?

Ravi: my guess is NSFW

Bobby: well… the last answer was “gay lovemaking”

Buck: dammit Eds we should’ve come up with that one

Hen: 👀

Chim: TMI

Ravi: 💀

Eddie: seriously Buck?

Bobby: Buck and Eddie, there’s paperwork in my office I need you two to sign next shift

Buck: 🫡

Written as entertainment for my favorites: @professionalprocrastinator22 and @gravelyhalversobbing

Inspired by watching this episode of family feud with my parents:

#things i decided i could make about 911 #911 fic #911 fanfic #buddie fic #text fic #incorrect 911 quotes #911 abc #911 fox #Youtube

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The BUDDIE Pajama Chat

Eddie: what do you wear to bed?

Buck: currently in your LAFD tshirt and boxers 😜

Eddie: k but what about if you go back to the east coast and it cold?

Buck: you know I don’t go to PA…

Eddie: it’s just that I have these superman pajamas I don’t wear often anymore so I was going to donate them but they should fit you

Eddie: I swear they’re not gross or anything no, I’ll wash them before if you want, I just know superman makes you think of your favorite Diaz so you might like them

**12 hours later**

Buck: I put this convo on the internet 😇

Eddie: hmmmmmmmmm???????

Buck: I put this on tik tok! You should see the responses!

Eddie: isn’t that app for dance videos?

Buck: yeah sort of

Buck: it went viral!

Eddie: shit

Eddie: I lied to millions on the internet

Eddie: I’m not donating my pajamas… I saw them at target

Eddie: they were on sale though

Eddie: no they weren’t, that’s another lie, I’m sorry to the users of the weird clock dance app

Eddie: can they see this right now????

Buck: nope! 😇

Buck: I’ve got thirty DMs in the last hour telling me to marry you

Eddie: we could start with coffee?

Eddie: after our overnight shift tomorrow? Can you pick me up so we only have one car at the station?

Buck: yes, but one condition

Eddie: ???

Buck: we gotta stop at target to get our superman pjs before the sale ends 😉😏

Eddie: 🙄

Written for: @professionalprocrastinator22 and @gravelyhalversobbing because I must entertain them

Inspired by: https://www.tumblr.com/redlightsandicedtea/724932258348367872/mewithanie-meleedamage-faith-food-fashion

#things I decided I could make about 911 #i think im funny #that’s because i am #incorrect 911 quotes #911 fic #911 fanfic #text fic #buddie fic #buddie #911 abc #911 fox

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The 118 Turtles Chat

Buck: EDS! HEY HEY EDS!

Bobby: Buck, this is the group chat

Buck: I know but he’s not answering me in our chat or my phone calls and Chris’ phone is off

Hen: maybe because it’s 8:45am after 3 nights of 7-7 shifts

Buck: but the turtles!

Bobby: turtles?

Buck: yes, the turtles! 🐢

Hen: Bobby, why’re you humoring him?

Buck: because Bobby knows how excited Christopher is to see the baby turtles at the aquarium! We have to get there at 10am when tickets go on sale

Hen: ever hear of buying things online?

Buck: you can’t! And they need to come with me cause the turtle exhibit opens at 10:15

Buck: will you guys please call and text Eddie too???

Chim: No

Buck: if you’re nice I’ll bring my niece too 😇

Chim: Eddie, wake up so Uncle Buck can bring your son and my daughter to see the turtles

Hen: what if my kids or Bobby’s kids wanted to go???

Buck: it’s family day

Chim: yeah Hen duh it’s family day 🤪

Hen: if Eddie is family we’re all family

Bobby: I tried calling Eddie, he didn’t answer me either

Buck: see! I told you, he sleeps like the dead, like me if you will 💀

Bobby: stop joking about being dead Buck

Buck: what’s the point of living if I can’t joke about dying

Chim: maybe Denny should call Chris on the Xbox, he’ll answer for his video game friends

Hen: don’t bring my child into this

Buck: yes! Please Hen! Have Denny go and see if Chris is on, it’s Saturday morning and his dad is asleep, he’s definitely taking advantage of that

Chim: I texted Denny, said he’s playing games with Chris

Buck: Hen! Hen! Henrietta my favorite, please go talk to Chris and have him wake up his dad, promise him pancakes

Chim: Denny says he won’t tell Chris unless he also gets to see the turtles

Bobby: but it’s family day for Eddie, Buck, and Chris

Chim: Denny says he also wants pancakes and for his mom to be Buck’s slave for a day

Buck: HEN HEN I NEED YOU, PLEASE HEN, THE BABY TURTLES 🐢

Hen: Calm down Turtle boy, Chim didn’t text Denny, Denny is asleep in his bed like I’d like to be

Buck: … this is about THE TURTLES. we need to actually talk to one of them

Bobby: why don’t you just go over there?

Buck: if I drive there and back it will take too long, they need to meet me at the aquarium

Buck: I’ve checked Instagram, there’s already a line for tickets, the turtles are a BIG DEAL

Hen: fine, I’ll call Eddie

Buck: HENRIETTA WILSON YOU ARE THE BEST

Hen: dammit he’s not answering his home phone either, has anyone ever heard his answering machine

Chim: hahahaha yes, last time I left a message on that thing I had to click five different buttons, it’s set up like an office phone, different extensions for him, Chris, and Buck

Buck: home phone?

Hen: you didn’t know Eddie has a landline?

Chim: yes Buck, back in the Stone Age we had wired phones

Bobby: but you’re an option on the answering machine?

Chim: CODEPENDENT

Hen: I need the telephone gods to smile down on me as I make this next phone call and let Eddie wake up, I need to sleep

Bobby: if he hasn’t woken up by now I don’t think there’s a chance

Buck: Bobby! don’t say that, we need to see the turtles!!!

Ravi: why don’t you check location sharing? Maybe he’s not home and his phone is still on silent from being on shift

Buck: great idea! See guys, this is being helpful

Hen: you think mr hates technology has location sharing on?

Ravi: you think he’d know how to turn that default setting off?

Chim: we’ve all been calling him and being helpful, I take offense turtle boy

Buck: Ravi, you’re the best!

Hen: oh thank god, you found Eddie?

*15 minutes pass*

Hen: Buck did you reach Eddie?

*10 minutes pass*

Hen: Buck, it’s almost 10am, and you are the reason I could not sleep, did you guys get in line for the damn turtle tickets?

*20 minutes pass*

Hen: after all that I didn’t even get to know if you saw the turtles?!

Eddie: (image of Buck, Chris and Jee with baby turtles)

Buck: 🐢🐢🐢

Bobby: have a fun family day!

Hen: Eddie, why the fuck didn’t you answer your phone???

Eddie: I left it in Buck’s jeep when he dropped me off after our shift

Hen: I have no words

Buck: 😇 🐢

For @professionalprocrastinator22 and the fun real life phone tag her family played about turtles that inspired this. And for @gravelyhalversobbing and her love of turtles.

#things i decided i could make about 911 #I swear it’s funny to us #you had to be there #incorrect 911 quotes #911 fic #911 fanfic #text fic #buddie fic

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The 118 Gaycation Chat

Buck: Eddie won’t go on vacation with me

Eddie: I didn’t say that

Bobby: if you two want to go on vacation I’ll find a way to make it work with the schedule

Buck: Bobby! Tell him he has to go with me!

Hen: why won’t you go on vacation with Buck, Eddie?

Eddie: I didn’t say I wouldn’t go on vacation with Buck

Buck: he absolutely said that, we were watching Ru Paul and they won a trip through gay getaway and it looked fun so I said we should do that and Eddie doesn’t want to

Hen: I mean does Eddie just not want to go?

Chim: didn’t you just get back from one of those Hen? Do all gay people love vacations? maybe we should quit firefighting and start a gay getaway company

Ravi: who doesn’t love a vacation?

Hen: plenty of queer people don’t like traveling 🙄

Bobby: Athena and I did come across a lot of gay cruises when looking for one, they seemed fun

Ravi: it’s also safer for queer people to travel in packs

Buck: yes yes all of that but Eddie said he won’t come with me

Eddie: I just don’t think it’ll be fair for two of the best looking firefighters in LA to steal their thunder

Chim: hey! I’m Mr April

Hen: we know Chim

Buck: I think it would be perfectly fair and you might just enjoy the attention Eds

Eddie: I’m too old for that type of attention

Buck: so you’re not denying you’d like the attention???

Eddie: who doesn’t like attention?

Buck: from men?

Eddie: sure, I’ll give them something to look at

Buck: 👀

Hen: you know what, that tracks

Chim: what tracks?????

Hen: Eddie and Buck being bi, have you seen the way they sit?

Eddie: how do I sit?

Chim: Buck did make out with Albert that one time

Buck: you’re bringing that up again?! It wasn’t a make out

Chim: hard disagree as the one who saw my brother and brother in law kissing with no warning 😵‍💫

Eddie: wait, you made out with Albert??? 🫨

Buck: you jealous?

Eddie: 🙄

Eddie: Hen, how do I sit??????

Hen: I mean sitting wrong and sexual behavior don’t a queer person make… but I was just saying it makes sense

Buck: wait! Did y’all not know that I’m bi? I thought it was obvious

Hen: it is obvious… but thanks for confirming, love you Buckaroo

Bobby: thank you for telling us and trusting us, kid

Chim: does Maddie know?! You know I can’t keep a secret

Chim: also congrats bro

Buck: yes, Maddie knows… it wasn’t a secret 🤪

Eddie: 🩷💜💙

Buck: you know the bi flag colors Eds?

Eddie: yep

Buck: 🧐

Hen: pretty sure no one in this chat is 100% straight 🏳️‍🌈 can’t forget the day Eddie joined the 118

Eddie: wait what happened the day I joined?

Chim: don’t worry about it

Eddie: 😬

Ravi: does this mean y’all are going on the gaycation afterall????

Buck: please please please

Eddie: fine, Buck, I’ll go with you

Buck: 🥹🥰🤩

Bobby: there will be vacation request forms waiting for you next shift

…..inspired by an actual conversation between me and my parents about an ad for a cruise 🤣

@professionalprocrastinator22 and @gravelyhalversobbing may you be blessed with my comedy

#things i decided i could make about 911 #i think im funny #that’s because i am #incorrect 911 quotes #text fic #911 fic #911 fanfic #911 abc #911 fox #buddie #Buck is bi #change my mind #Bobby ships BUDDIE

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The 118 Group Chat

3 geniuses and Buck

Buck: Edwardo

Eddie: Not my name, not anyone’s name, stop

Buck: sparkling, strong famous vampire Edward Anthony Cullen

Eddie: I’m blocking your number

Chim: Buck, please don’t tell me May has indoctrinated you with Twilight

Buck: well you let Maddie get into your movie marathons so

Hen: *team Jacob gif*

Eddie: what did you want Buck?

Buck: where did you put the recipe for Chris’ culture day project? I know you took it

Hen: must you have this conversation in the group chat

Eddie: part of it needed to be adjusted! I put it in the front pocket of his backpack with edits

Buck: Christopher is going to kill you if the tres leches comes out wrong

Eddie: Christopher made tres leches with me and Abuela last month so he knows better

Buck: why is there a wooden spoon in here too?

Eddie: that is Abuela’s special mixing spoon, it makes it taste better, don’t @ me

Buck: since when do you believe in that stuff?!

Chim: seize the imposter!

Chim: hey, what do you think of this photo for the hot fire fighters calendar? *attached image of Chim in a fitted LAFD shirt bending down to take a dandelion from a child wearing his helmet (Jee, back turned to the camera) offering it to him*

Chim: I was going for Mr. April showers turned May flowers who is a lovable family man whose daughter is the cutest and wants to follow in my footsteps because women can do anything men can and probably can do it better but don’t have to leave historical femininity like liking flowers behind but also is fighting gender norms by giving a man the flower and I am of course going to accept because how could you say no to that cute little girl

Buck: 🥹 man you took me there

Eddie: AHSHRKDOSNSHDK

Hen: Chim, you broke them

Chim: that was all Jee, she has her uncles wrapped around her finger lmao

…Inspired by me listening to Red White and Royal Blue on repeat to focus at work. Thank you Casey McQuiston.

As always for @professionalprocrastinator22 and @gravelyhalversobbing

#things i decided i could make about 911 #can’t stop won’t stop #911 fic #911 fanfic #text fic #rwrb #rwarb #incorrect 911 quotes #911 abc #911 fox