#food crimes

[felixeis003]

Well hey there, I made an illustration for the one year anniversary of the mustache cody server. :))) So here are the two idiots reading about bread crimes that have been committed. (Looking at you [redacted], you know who you are.)

#bread crimes #food crimes #codywan #star wars #commander cody #fanart #clone wars #obi wan kenobi #cc 2224 #myart

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

#talkin #tik tok #food #food crimes #gisthekid #white people

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Btw it will probably not shock you that I have also tried the battery acid spaghetti and actually genuinely enjoyed it. It was, iirc, a white gummy bear flavor Reign with blue raspberry sour strips and it was great. I love energy drink that tastes like candy. Everyone who said "don't do this" is a coward that fears innovation. Drink the battery acid spaghetti

#food crimes #i guess #caffeine crimes

[nyancrimew]

my roommate has to eat licorice because the salt in it helps with side effects from antiandrogens and she just mixed it with white chocolate and left it in the microwave unsupervised. it almost started a fire. she doesn't know if it's safe to pour the charred remains down the drain or if they're toxic. she tried to taste it and burned her tongue, and now she's using the parts that are less charred as a sandwich spread. her girlfriend tried some and disliked it so much she ran away.

why are you snitching on your roommates war crimes in my asks

#food #food crimes

[secondbeatsongs]

I just want to let you know that tonight, I bought the last bottle of Mtn Dew Gingerbread Snap'd left at the convenience store my dad and I stop at after work, and I'm drinking it right now. This will likely be the last time I ever drink the stuff.

A toast to good times gone by, and the ephemeral pleasures whose memory will linger on for a lifetime.

this ask is very nearly two years old, but I've been saving it for the day I consumed my final can of Mountain Dew Gingerbread Snap'd

today, two years past its expiration date, is that day

it's a bit flat, but it still tastes the same - like Mountain Dew White Out that's been sitting in a craft store christmas display for too long

this will likely be the last can of it I ever drink. and in a way, I think looking back on this years later, I will miss it.

so, yes! cheers! here's to the experiences can only be had, and not repeated. it's what human existence is all about

#asks #scribe-awoken #food crimes #mtn dew #mountain dew #not requests

[aliceoverzero]

So my sister was possessed by some kind of minor demon after seeing this part of Lone Trail . . .

. . . and talked about wanting to actually give that a try. Well she finally got around to it today.

Good for her? I guess? I wouldn't have tried it. I'm not as strong as her or Ifrit if this is what strength is.

#arknights #lone trail #hot dog #food crimes

[cringefail-loser]

my food crime is dipping potato and pea samosas in barbeque sauce

#ribbit #food crimes

[infinitebrians]

witnessing pizza crimes

#drawdogs #daily art #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #pizza #food crimes

[ricekrispyjoints]

@ italians don't hurt me

I have only done some of these 😬😅

#pasta #food crimes #polls #food poll

[nonsense-aesthetics]

Food crimes (ft. BDylanHollis)

#food #food crimes #cooking #b. dylan hollis #b dylan hollis #gifs #meat dress #pizza #kit kat #unreality #made-up aesthetic #nonsense aesthetic #aesthetic #aesthetics #aesthetic moodboard #moodboard aesthetic

[anopenbookunderlockandkey]

The 118 Chaotic Pizza Chat

Buck: This is what I fear when you make pizza, Eds

*tweet of pizza sitting directly on the oven rack imploding and looking like a mushroom cloud*

Bobby: Don’t put it directly on the rack Jesus

Buck: 😂😂😂

Eddie: 😬

Tbh I fear that too

Hen: You can!!!! Prevent it!!!

Bobby emphasized Hen’s message.

Hen: ?????

Eddie: But the bottom! Won’t be crispy enough!

Also my pizzas don’t fit on the pans

Buck: Flip the pan over!!

Eddie: Your weird little rectangular pizzas do but my circular ones don’t

Buck: Use the other side and then the whole bottom won’t fall out

Eddie replied to Buck’s message ( Flip the pan over!! ) *sends blinking meme*

Buck: Or, consider, buy yourself one of these bad boys

*sends link to pizza stone*

Hen: get a pizza stone

Eddie: Where would we store that 😭😭😭

Chim laughed at Eddie’s message.

Buck replied to Eddie’s message (blinking meme): Lol have you never done that 😂?

Eddie: Not once in my life, no

Bobby: You store it with the pans

Eddie: Flip the pan over??? wtf

Hen: Where else would you store a pizza stone

Chim laughed at Hen’s message.

Buck: We have a few fully empty cabinets 😂. In Inconvenient spots, sure, but it’s not a commonly used item lol

Bobby: You don’t have to get one with handles so it doesn’t take up as much space

Ravi: This is a chaotic chat right now 😂😂😂

Eddie: If you mean the one above the fridge, you can fuck off 😂😂😂

Hen: Get a step stool

Eddie: We have two lmao

Chim: Grow taller

Buck laughed at Chim’s message.

Eddie disliked Chim’s message.

Buck: One above the fridge, one below the stove 😂😂😂

Chim: Keep some kitchen heels at the ready

Eddie: Oh I don’t trust the one below the stove, absolutely not

Buck: Also as Bobby said, with the normal pans 😂😂😂

Chim: on top of the refrigerator

Buck: You say that like the bare oven rack is significantly cleaner 😂

Chim: In your room

Eddie: No no no that bottom drawer is nasty have you opened it recently??

Also it’s weirdly small? I think?

Chim: Right I know you’re cooking it but dude how old is that oven and food that is going inside it is just raw dogging it

Eddie: 🤷🏼‍♀️ have literally never once thought about that in my life tbh

Buck: No so I have no recollection of what it looks like 😂

Buck: Raw dogging it 😂😂😂😂

That just made me laugh so

Chim: Good I’m glad because brain fog made it really hard to remember that phrase

Hen laughed at Chim’s message.

Chim: The other option was bare assing it

Eddie: Well ya nailed it, so a plus

Buck: You nailed it so hard I had to explain it to my cap in our side chat 🤣🤣🤣

Ravi: just to circle back

To flip the pan over

There’s a Reddit thread that agrees with Buck

Eddie: Good for Buck 👍🏻

Ravi: Though the rigidity advice seems important to note

Buck: I’ve only used this method once for something I can’t really remember. But it wasn’t pizza 😂

Eddie: Also our pans pop and my actual fear is the pizza being awkwardly launched right to the bottom of the oven

Buck: I was just brainstorming for you. I didn’t say this was a perfect solution 😂

Eddie: I have put a pan on the rack below the pizza before

Bobby replied to Eddie: this hurts my soul, just put it on some parchment paper

Ravi: The other advice for you in this thread: *photo of round pizza cut in half to fit on a pan*

Eddie: Lololol I can imagine trying to cut a frozen pizza in half and it just shattering 😭😭😭

Eddie: But i feel like if I bought, like, a fancy frozen pizza that wasn’t thin crust, that could be genius

Chim: Idk that looks like a thin crust pizza example for you 😂

Hen: If you look closely you can see “thin” on the underlying box 🕵🏻‍♀️😂😂😂

Buck: But your pizza has shattered before so lol

Bobby replied to Buck: WTF

Eddie: Right but that’s target brand

I don’t fuckin trust the giant store brand 😂😂😂 Lolol do you tho???

Buck: Lmao no less than any other pizza probably

Buck: @Bobby Eddie dropped it on the ground

Eddie: Whole thing shattered

And I feel like something similar would happen if you tried to cut it while it was still frozen

Chim: Can’t know unless you try

Ravi: please send a video when you try

Buck, 10 minutes later: The funniest thing to me in this

Is that several of you lived with me and Eddie for like six months in a space that absolutely was not meant for four grown adults never saw him commit this food crime 😂

Hen: To be fair I did my level best to avoid perceiving any of you when we weren’t working. I love you, but that’s way too much time to spend with people you’re not married to

Chim, at the exact same time: we can’t all pay as much attention to Eddie as you, Buck

Ravi: ☠️

Hen: yeah... yeah. Mostly that

Inspired by a real life conversation with my roommates and this tweet:

https://x.com/superloafcat/status/1737541460524700083?s=46&t=2TrTjov11H9w1pzmJGEYpw

Written for/with @professionalprocrastinator22 and our concerns about food crimes committed by @gravelyhalversobbing EXPOSING YOU

#things i decided i could make about 911 #we love each other #food crimes #also she cut the pizza next time she made it #it fit on the pan without cutting it #911 fic #911 fanfic #buddie fic #incorrect 911 quotes #911 abc #911 fox

[food-crimes-blog]

Sandwich of Kings

Little disappointed, though. I was in the middle of eating when my sister asked me if I was eating the sandwich turkey in the fridge.

I didn't know there WAS sadwich turkey or else I would have added that on here, too.

You frighten me.

#photographic evidence #food crimes #peanut butter #potato chips #banana #pickles #sandwich #turkey

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

#talkin #tik tok #food #food crimes

[toonelemental]

Pizza Breakfast, 2023

Shiv Rose

Vegetables & Pizza on Egg

#Art #My art #food #food crimes #photography #cooking #pizza

[toughdig7095]

#tolkien #lotr memes #food crimes

[secondbeatsongs]

#ides of march #because why not #food crimes #in the sense that stabbing is a crime