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We, the Editors Emeritus of True Story!™ were admittedly miserably disconsolate upon receiving the reportage of au courant decedent and classical rock and roll music star Mr. Meat "The Meatloaf" Loaf. Our most bottomless commiseration goes out to the patronhood and clan folk of Mr. The Loaf and all American comfort foods in general.

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Donald Trump - Nuke Rebuked

#donald trump #obamacare #welfare #true story #wtf #trump

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Donald Trump - Ease Enthusiast

#donald trump #45 #obamacare #politics #fox news #president trump #trump #president #welfare

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Jim Henson - Starstuff

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#Jim Henson #kermit #kermit the frog #muppet #muppets #science #carl sagan #welfare #obamacare

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Bob Ross - No Mistake

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#Bob Ross #Painting #Happy Accident #Thomas kinkade #Welfare #Obamacare #happy little trees #afro

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Donald Trump - Job Creator

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#Donald Trump #Donald Drumpf #Trump #GOP #republican #Republican Primary #Presidential candidate #2016 election #Obamacare #Welfare

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Donald Trump - Harrumph Enthusiast

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#Donald Trump #Donald Drumpf #Trump #GOP #2016 election #republican #Presidential candidate #Obamacare #Welfare

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Mike Pence - Daddy Loves Froggy

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#mike pence #republican #Republican Primary #GOP #froggy #vice president #politics #welfare #Obamacare #Donald Trump #Donald Drumpf #trump

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Chris Christie - Easily Impressed

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#chris christie #GOP #republican #Republican Primary #Governor #Trump #Donald Trump #Donald Drumpf #Welfare #Obamacare #new jersey #true story

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Melania Trump-Onassis - Marriage Enthusiast

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#melania trump #Melania Drumpf #Donald Trump #Donald Drumpf #GOP #Republican #Republican National Convention #2016 Election #Marriage #Welfare #Obamacare #First Lady #Love #Money #Companionship #RNC #Melania

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Melania Trump - Art Conservationist

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#melania trump #Melania Drumpf #Donald Trump #Donald Drumpf #GOP #Republican #Republican National Convention #1812 #war of 1812 #welfare #Obamacare #First Lady #2016 election #washington #george washington #Art #painting

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Melania Trump - Confident

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#Donald Trump #melania trump #Melania Drumpf #Donald Drumpf #GOP #Republican National Convention #republican #Presidential candidate #first lady #Welfare #obamacare #2016 election

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Melania Trump - Different Strokes

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#melania trump #melania #RNC #diff'rent strokes #donald trump #Melania Drumpf #Donald Drumpf #First Lady #obamacare #welfare #2016 election #Republican National Convention

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True Story! Classic: Squanto - Practical Joker

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Danny Trejo - Concise

#danny trejo #machete #dusk till dawn #mexican #tortuga #breaking bad #obamacare #welfare #food stamps #danny trejo slippers #fuzzy bunny slippers

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Ben Carson - Scientist

#ben carson #dr ben carson #doctor ben carson #2016 presidential election #2016 presidental race #2016 election #gop2016 #repbulican #republican primary #republican frontrunner #obamacare #welfare #food stamps

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Joel McHale - Greg Kinnear Enthusiast

#joel mchale #talk soup #the soup #tosh.o #e! #stupid shows #obamacare #ringo starr #welfare #food stamps