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Happy 3 years to 3rd life smp!

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Omg I love him!!! I’ll give you $20

this guy suuuucksss he can't catch anythingggg

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I just had to watch 60 full seconds of pure ads in a row just to watch a 15 second video on YouTube. What in the actual fridge wallet!

#youtube #youtube ads #YouTube ads have gone too far man #ruined the entire video of the funny cat dancing :(

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wtf throwing a rubber ball against a wall is so entertaining

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STOP!!!! You’re going to create another fucking virus!

I'm sick rn your funny silly ways are fixing me

imagine me shooting green energy into you that poisons you and kills you

#meme department called and asked me to take this down for to much funny

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When searching for the word “perfect” in the English dictionary this is what appears.

a well formed opinion i would say

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your dash has been BATFLIED

reblog to batfly other dashes

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Me

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

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Reblogging this so I don’t lose it

weird asks that say a lot

in

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

7. earbuds or headphones?

8. movies or tv shows?

9. favorite smell in the summer?

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

12. name of your favorite playlist?

13. lanyard or key ring?

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

18. ideal weather?

19. sleeping position?

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

21. obsession from childhood?

22. role model?

23. strange habits?

24. favorite crystal?

25. first song you remember hearing?

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

28. five songs to describe you?

29. best way to bond with you?

30. places that you find sacred?

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

32. top five favorite vines?

33. most used phrase in your phone?

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

35. average time you fall asleep?

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

38. lemonade or tea?

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

41. last person you texted?

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

44. favorite scent for soap?

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

47. favorite type of cheese?

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

51. current stresses?

52. favorite font?

53. what is the current state of your hands?

54. what did you learn from your first job?

55. favorite fairy tale?

56. favorite tradition?

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

62. seven characters you relate to?

63. five songs that would play in your club?

64. favorite website from your childhood?

65. any permanent scars?

66. favorite flower(s)?

67. good luck charms?

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

70. left or right handed?

71. least favorite pattern?

72. worst subject?

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

82. pc or console?

83. writing or drawing?

84. podcasts or talk radio?

84. barbie or polly pocket?

85. fairy tales or mythology?

86. cookies or cupcakes?

87. your greatest fear?

88. your greatest wish?

89. who would you put before everyone else?

90. luckiest mistake?

91. boxes or bags?

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

93. nicknames?

94. favorite season?

95. favorite app on your phone?

96. desktop background?

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

98. favorite historical era?

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I see no problem here. It was more than worth it.

grian seriously went all the way to an ocean monument with gem, risk their lives, JUST FOR A SNAIL?!

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I’m pretty sure I’m late but wanted to share the bandwagon for others to join :D

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

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Funniest comic yet lmao

Not about the Palestine thing but mostly because seeing these silly little characters do something very much not silly is an uncanny feeling I love.

image via @cloudbrush on twitter

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Week One hundred-five, The Mercs As ...

CLEANING SUPPLIES

(Suggestion credit: anonymous)

#we were insane long before the updates stopped

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You lost where you tried to find “normal” casual servers

been waiting all day to hop on tf2 and play medic after watching a metric ton of guide videos. gonna liveblog my hopes&dreams being crushed

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Italian snek.

#I know the flag is the wrong way around #no I won’t fix it #made this in garticphone :D #gartic phone #snake #snek #italian #I even gave him a little moustache

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I’m quite proud of this joke yet It hasn’t gotten nearly the amount of notes it deserves.

The one lesson I learned from inside out is that memory is stored in the balls.

#shitpost #humor #the funny #this is a joke #funny joke haha #laugh #please feel happiness from this