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awkwardarmadildo · 3 days

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Bruce Wayne, squinting at the annual bat-tech budget: Hey Tim, has our manufacturer increased the price for the batarangs? I swear the cost is higher than last year.

Tim Drake, who just embezzled an entire Batmobile: ... Yeah.

#batfam #batman #dc comics #dc universe #bruce wayne #tim drake #hes such a loser #i love him so much

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awkwardarmadildo · 3 days

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no this is so good like this is how i conceptualize it now tbank you so much

the lego batman movie reads like it was written by jason and tim mocking bruce and dick, like you can’t tell me the batjokes isnt there to piss bruce off, courtesy of tim, or the whole scaly panties thing isn’t jason making fun of the robin uniform

#dc #lego batman #jason todd #tim drake #robin #red robin #red hood #bruce wayne #dick grayson #batman #batjokes #batfam #this is canon #ive decided #this is how things work now #trust me #fucking cackling my ass of dude

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awkwardarmadildo · 6 days

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hey! saw your tags on that one post abt damian and even though i dont really have eye problems i think maybe reading the comics on google books might help? it has this really cool feature that kinda selects and pushes the speech bubbles forward and like ever time you tap on the page the next bubble pops up a little bigger. that made it a lot easier for me to read the comics so maybe it could help you too!! though you'd kinda have to buy them on google books,, but they can be pretty cheap sometimes so maybe check it out! :))

holy shit i love you now bro thanks!!! i definitely will check it out!!! <3

#this is person is rad #marriage?#jk lmao #thank you so much tho!!!#seriously!!!#<333

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awkwardarmadildo · 6 days

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jason: seriously grave robber —

tim: memorial case.

jason: i - hm?

tim: i robbed your memorial case, not your grave silly, you weren’t even in your grave for me to rob it!

jason: wait… did you check??

#tim: perhaps #jason: and you didn’t tell anybody???#tim: didn’t seem relevant #dc #tim drake #jason todd #robin #red robin #red hood #batfam #batman #batbros #hes so dumb your honor #could be about either of them lmfao

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awkwardarmadildo · 6 days

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hhahsjsjshsjssowkksjsndnr theyre literally so pretty im crying dude

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#it’s my favourite Disney Princess movie #oh I love it!!!#princess and the frog #princess tiana #prince naveen #noodles-and-tea art :D

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awkwardarmadildo · 6 days

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sherlock saying giddy up is my new favorite thing actually i love it its so seriously unserious i love him so much

also rip sherlock for getting absolutely manipulate mansplain manwhored lmfao you played right into their hands get fucking girlbossd

but also also someone explain why john had his mic recording while he showered like??? HUH????? no way did he know that Thats when sherlock would decide thats when he needed to talk dude

the mic skipping like it does is hilarious i choked on my fucking ramen everytime it happened lmfao

love how distressed sherlock sounded when he said "were working, watson" or whatever i cant remember his exact words, his tone was too wonderful

and a final also in however many bits this has been im too lazy to go back and count: lmao get live laugh loved losers

#manipulate mansplain malewife #i will be thinking about how sherlock said giddy up the same way i think about emily ann saying pIN wARms #tis a stim now #to all my irl pals im sorry lmfao #you have to deal with another one #sherlock & co #sherlock holmes #sherlock and john #john watson #dr john watson #but like #their on a case?#in a cutesy lil cottage?#on the moors?#seems kinda gay to me #¯\ (ツ) /¯#i love them so fucking much dude #live laugh love

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awkwardarmadildo · 6 days

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POTENTIAL SPOILERS FOR SHERLOCK AND CO SLIVER BLAZE PART ONE??? I STILL DONT KNOW IF SPECULATION COUNTS AS SPOILERS IM SO SORRY ૮(˶╥︿╥)ა

twenty-fiveish minutes in and john naME DROPPED BASKERVILLE I LOVE THE HOUND OF BASKERVILLE IN BBC SHERLOCK AND IN THE ORIGINAL COLLECTION OF STORIES I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA SEE S&COs TAKE ON IT JSJSJXNXNDBSSNSBB

i dunno if silver blaze IS their take on it or not but like so far the setting is right i think? at least with the foggy/moody moors bit. i think itd be kinda rad if they like twist it so its the fucking stallion of baskerville or something instead lol but no im so excited jajanzbzjakakssnns

#sherlock & co #sherlock and watson #sherlock holmes #dr john watson #john watson #mariana ametxazurra #silver blaze #silver blaze part one #potential spoilers???#really sorry if this is a spoiler #im trying to be vague but i still wanna yap about it T^T

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awkwardarmadildo · 7 days

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none of that "ian" nonsense get outta here

this is the ONLY damian wayne design i accept by the way. brown skin, a crooked nose, dark green eyes and thick eyebrows. keep that white-washed monstrosity away from me

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awkwardarmadildo · 7 days

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I keep changing my lineart sorry

#hahahahah #what the fuck #just take my heart and fucking pummel it why dont you #:DDDDDDDD #i am so normal about this #it will definitely not consume my thoughts for several hours #nope #not at all #i am having the normal feelings #GWWAAAHHH #emilie agreste #gabriel agreste #adrien agreste #cw blood

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awkwardarmadildo · 8 days

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IAJSJSJSJSJSNNSBSBSBS HES BEING SO FUCKING GENTLE I AM GOING TO CRYYYYYYYYYYYY

i mean its not like i expected him to Not be gentle, at least with his words but like he also switched his tone too i was kinda expecting him to keep his usual flat monotone autism accent (i dont know if that's the like actual proper term thats just what my friends call it when i get burnt out/overstimulated/understimulated) which im not trying to say wouldve been a bad thing if he had kept his usual tone thats just what i expected because i think thats how i would be in that scenario

but no he like made a conscious effort to comfort her in a way that would actually work, he did more than just use reassuring words which is in truth all he really needed to do. he spoke to her in a way that would carry his intent across, wemt out of his way to fully reassure her

fuck i love them so fucking much dude ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

#sherlock and co #if it wasnt obvious #sorry #sherlock and mariana #how is that not already a tag #sherlock holmes #mariana ametxazurra #dude #i love them #so fucking much man #rarraarra

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awkwardarmadildo · 8 days

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twenty minutes into the second half of the retired colourman so heres my prediction (possible spoilers? i have no idea if speculation counts as a spoiler?)

theyre in the pipes.

also, fucking rad that mariana (dunno how to spell her name im so sorry) noticed the pipes because it seems like shelock Didnt and i love her if mariana has no fans i am dead

also also. throuple. theyre so throuple to me. i switch between thinking "mariana x john x (queer platonic) sherlock" and "mariana x john x sherlock" like a toddler first discovering a light switch but the three of them are exclusively partnered together in some way or another to me

#sherlock & co #sherlock holmes #john watson #dr john watson #mariana ametxazurra #i learned how to spell her name :D #thank you sherlock and co cast credits :D #i love mariana so much man #and i love the way she pokes fun at them both #shes so fucking rad #i really want to know Why sherlock keeps calling her mrs higgins tho #like #he knows her name #i know he knows #its really important to me to find out lmao #the retired colourman #the retired colourman part two

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awkwardarmadildo · 8 days

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"Hey Dad. I can explain"- JOWOSIXJ NI THAYS SO FUNNY WHAT THE HELL I LOVE THAT SO MUCH

A fanfic idea:

Bruce was able to rescue Jason before he died, and after this experience, Jason stopped being Robin.

He became afterwards the golden child, he goes to college (with a scholarship), helps out in the city library, teaches children (helps with their homeworks and helps them to study), works part time in a car garage in crime alley, and is a supportive brother.

And it pisses his siblings off.

Because there has to be something fishy because no one, really no one, is that perfect.

And there is something fishy.

He is also Red Hood.

No one knows, and the vigilantes never talk to Jason about "the family business" because he needs to concentrate on his studies and other stuff.

So imagine, Batmans suprise when the JL was able to catch Red Hood.

Someone takes Jasons helmet off in front of Batman, Nightwing, and other members

And Jason, who wears also a domino mask, doesn't look Batman in the face even as he says :

"Hey Dad. I can explain."

And Dick loses his shit, he laughs so hard because, Jason, The golden child, the one who gave up on being a vigilante, who reads to children in the library, is a goddamn crimelord.

Bruce just stands there frozen because wtf Jason?!

And Dick takes selfies with Jason being tied up and calles the other Batkids in because they should definitely not be left out of it.

(Edit: As someone who doesn't really write (or can write good stories), I want to say, feel free to use this prompt for a fanfiction. Just please give credits to me (because I don't know if someone else had also this idea and posted it) and please inform me if you publish something (because I want to read a fanfiction like this too))