Itâs my favorite thing when a lesbian is just like âI got extra fries with my meal, gay rightsâ or an enby is like âwow trans rights I just got a free gift card to the moviesâ or a bi dude is like âfinally found a plant that wonât die, queer rights I guess.â Like that is the funniest shit I donât care.
hozier really came out here and changed his link to his merch on his site to âtake me to merchâ and this is the best way to remember heâs a fucking millennial.
a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born âhoursâ apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same âtimeâ, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same
âEnglish is a global language because English speakers have been global conquerors. Itâs not about the quality of English nouns and verbs, itâs about the quality of English guns and money.â
â âA Linguist Explains Emoji and What Language Death Actually Looks Likeâ, by Gretchen McCulloch (tumblr) at The Toast (via waitingformycoffin)