"i don't get ttpd" ok well some of you have never been promised the world by a 5'10 poor excuse of a man just to get absoutely nothing out of it but embarrassment and distress and for that i'm jealous of you
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so the husband and i are separated because i need to sort out my life and myself and just be me and single for a while because i've never gotten the chance to just be and date people and figure out who i am because i went straight from being groomed by one guy, mentally abused by some girl, and right into this relationship with them (where it's been almost a decade) and the growth i've experienced has put me on this path that i know is the right one for me but it's all so frightening
i haven't been single in almost ten years
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"did i tell u this already?" we are in a timeloop and i am in love with u tell me again
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i've had my phone on dnd for three (four?) days and today i faked being sick to get out of some stuff and then i went out of town with the fam and got my nose pierced spontaneously after husband and i got new tattoos
it was fuckin' awesome
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I couldn’t fix him, but I could fuck him, and that could fix me, and that’s more important.
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she zydrate on my anatomy until I come in a little glass vial or whatever
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Say Don't Go / Is It Over Now?
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i guess i forget people view kinks as this secret thing you cannot talk about ever unless you are actively having sex because learning what my platonic friends are into has never changed my opinion of them besides making me think they’re cooler
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“apologist.” “critical.” y’all are doing too much. when my favorite characters do evil reprehensible shit I simply don’t fucking care cause it’s not real
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love starting a post with "btw" with no relation to anything i've previously said. this stream of consciousness ends when i'm dead
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