She's getting dino nuggies
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OMW TO GO SEE MY GIRLFRIENDDD 馃槏馃槏
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Did I mention that I miss my gf?
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I miss my gf ):
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My gf has left me forever (she has a different first period than me.)
I may never even see her again (I'm literally going to see her in 2 hours)
She hates my guts, and wants me to die (she has color guard practice after school)
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In a gym filled to the brim with basic chicks. Smells like skipped showers and febreezed panties... 馃あ
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Why can't I be upset without being horny... 馃槥
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My gf Is gonna make me go to bed...I'm not gonna listen 馃槀
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Yall I'm eepy
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I feel an overthinking episode coming on
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If a ghost busts a nut is it just ectoplasm?
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馃幎 I'm getting jiggy with a rifle~ 馃幎
"Wait you're wha-"
*sound of distant gunshot followed by a blood curdling scream*
"...ohhhh"
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THING TO DO WHEN BORED! 馃槏馃槏
鈥raw something!
鈥o outside!
鈥earn a new skill!
NEVER
鈥uy 1 kilo of coca leaves and leave them out to dry in the sun for a few days, before crushing them into a fine powder, and mixing them into 1 gallon of kerosene. And make sure you DONT stir the mixture until the leaf powder is dissolved. It's also a horrible idea to slowly add 1 gallon of sulphuric acid into the mixture, and then stir it constantly. Don't EVEN THINK about leaving the mixture to sit for 24 hours, and then straining it through a coffee filter. And you should ABSOLUTELY NEVER evaporate the kerosene from the mixture and scrape the crystals off the bottom. That's a horrible idea.
鈥lay with scissors
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馃幎 TURBULENCE 馃幎
馃幎 (TURBULENCE) 馃幎
馃幎 IS MORE THAN MERE DISTURBANCES 馃幎
馃幎 HELPS YOU LEARN TO YEARN FOR LIFE 馃幎
馃幎 TO REASSESS YOUR WORTH AND SHIT 馃幎
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馃幎 NEVER 馃幎
馃幎 (NEVER) 馃幎
馃幎 AHH 馃幎
馃幎 NEVER 馃幎
馃幎 (NEVER) 馃幎
馃幎 HAVE I MET SOMEONE LIKE YOU~ 馃幎
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Coming home to a messy room in an apartment after spending the weekend in a beautiful resort is possibly the most underwhelming thing...ever?
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馃幎 WHEN THE DREAMER DIES, SO DIES THE DREAM 馃幎
馃幎 TURN ME INSIDE OUT. SOAK ME IN BLEACH. 馃幎
馃幎 SOAK ME 馃幎
馃幎 SOAK ME 馃幎
馃幎 SOAK ME IN BLEACH 馃幎
馃幎 I'M BURIED ALIVE 馃幎
馃幎 LIFE BURIES ME 馃幎
馃幎 COVER MY BODY 馃幎
馃幎 SOAK ME IN BLEACH 馃幎
-Soak Me in Bleach - The Amity Affliction
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