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Meowdusa

what if... Madosa Marvin...

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My wife I'm literally married to him guys

“Helllooooooo~”

#markiplier #markiplier egos #wilford motherloving warfstache

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why are there gay porn sites but no ally porn sites? [no not straight porn, specifically porn for allies!]

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this goes out to all the stardew heads…… ive been in Farming Lockdown since the update came out

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fuck w me

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the casual mockery and bastardization of Islamic culture that is so pervasive in western media and thought makes my blood boil

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Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. 

"What's Logic?" the first idiot asks.

The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example."

"Do you own a weedeater?"

"I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!"

The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, "Amazin!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The idoit is obviously catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!"

The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.

"Math, History, and Logic!" he replies.

"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" he asked.

"No," his friend replied.

"Gay."

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It would’ve been me btw

i mean where’s the lie

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Don’t worry I’ll help

OH NO!!

Step Y/n I think he's stuck!!

#jacksepticeye #jse art #jse anti

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Jackie postin

Hello jacksepticeye community I came to contribute once again

#jse #jacksepticeye #jackieboyman

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Chase brody coded

Pointed 🫵

#septicart #jacksepticeye

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friday night <3

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Cat spotted

Phony was on my playlist and this happened

#jacksepticeye #marvin the magnificent #altrverse

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I love him so much 🥀

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Transmasc and transfem solidarity

Would you trust your life on these individuals?? 🤔

#jse #altrverse #jacksepticeye #jackieboyman