carterthefrog

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currently thinking about this parallel

#dps #todd anderson

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citationless behavior

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guys the consequences of inaction are noooootttt enough to motivate meeee

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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

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i don’t grow out of my interests they simply become absorbed into me as i get older like tree rings

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see i've always thought that the mskingbean89 is taylor theory was fucking hilarious but like. then she put songs called "the black dog" "peter" "fresh out the slammer" and "the prophecy" all on the same album and like. ofc ik it's a coincidence but like the coincidences are just getting funnier and funnier. this is my favorite conspiracy theory on the internet istg

#marauders #all the young dudes #atyd #mskingbean89 #taylor swift #the tortured poets department

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

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boop boop boop !!!

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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None of these words were in The Sims 2 Guide for PC

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friendly reminder that peter parker is simply just the character of all time. he's just a kid from queens. he's saved the world multiple times. his biggest problem is his high school bully. he has, like, all the hobbies. his story is determined by cosmic fate. he has to sneak in the window so his aunt doesn't know he's out past curfew. he always gets the girl. he's overcoming unsurmountable grief. he's like sixteen or something.

truly no better character has ever been written.

#spider man #peter parker #marvel #tasm #rick riordan

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staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

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i genuinely hope that boop day inspires everyone to interact more with other tumblr users. because it’s clearly way more fun this way!! even once the boop button is gone, there’s still asks, tag and ask games, comments, dms, fuck it let’s bring back blog rates i don’t care. part of the reason that tumblr is dying is that its way less social than it used to be. let’s fix that!!

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tis better to have booped and lost than never to have booped at all

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

#like to charge reblog to cast #does anybody know any good prayers to apollo