Was on ebay and found this absolute gem 😂😂
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A huge and ancient dragon loses her clutch of eggs. She decides to adopt an office building full of employees as her children. But to keep them safe, she doesn’t want to let any of them leave.
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Had a dream where I was sitting in a dark office and reality felt really altered and strange and there was just a fishtank illuminating the room and then this fuckin fish looked at me and grinned with human teeth and in this super deep voice said “you’ve been here awhile, better wake up before you forget how to” and I fuckin woke up in a cold sweat
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One of Ivanka Trumps neighbors pulled out her fur and poured some wine to watch the protesters in front of Ivankas house.
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What is heavier? A 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers?
The answer is the feathers.
200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
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when someone draws something just for you
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When you’re a psychotic murderer and your crush won’t kiss you because you stabbed her ex boyfriend in the throat with a shard of porcelain and slammed her current boyfriend’s head on the floor until he passed out.
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hey sorry for not replying i didnt want to
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Doodled Lavendertownes Planchette 😊
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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
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Back to doodling, I fucked up the body again cause angles and positions and shit but I'm not so bothered by it Anyways, here's my Sailor Moon doodle! I adore Sailor Moon :D
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I am MIDORI GURINUUUUU!! I looooove Midori and couldn't help but draw her 💖 I hope I didn't miss anything or I'd cry XD While making this I couldn't help but think of YandereDev being a character and Midori always texting him and looking for him/following him around wanting his attention, it was funny to think about and I got a giggle out of it
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💐ucking kick me down a flight of stairs
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