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some twin peaks posts for the blog just because i think they deserve to be here. big fan of treating the blog like it’s a trinket box.

#twin peaks #david lynch #media post #how do i tag

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no movie will ever beat bottoms (2023)

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Rookie day!!

(2023) (2022) (2021) (2020)

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trojan war tumblr simulator

🌊 is-the-sea-wine-dark-today

YOU BET IT IS

#the wine dark sea!!!!!!!!!!!! #wine dark sea #wine dark sea posting

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✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo follow

why is achilles the only demigod who's Like That? like he's my boy but u don't see memnon or aeneas or sarpedon acting like him on the reg. why is he so maladjusted? like specifically? I saw his mother once and was so terrified by the sight of a goddess I flung myself to the ground and hid my face in the dirt til she left but I still don't think that accounts for it idk

🏘️ nobody1020

it's blonde man syndrome hope this helps

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⚔️ sonoftydeus

opening my askbox so that we can discuss strategies on taking troy!

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anonymous asked: we should all go home :)

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

FUCK OFF AGAMEMNON I WANT REAL SUGGESTIONS

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nobody1020 asked: do u like..... horses

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

odysseus do I even wanna know where this is going

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⌛ isthetrojanwaroveryet?

year 9, day 234: still no....

#all our admins keep DYING

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‼️ trojan-confessions follow

I think my wife might be sending me anon hate :/ keep getting asks like 'hope u die on the battlefield tomorrow silly slag' and 'menelaus should have curbstomped you' and in her big tapestry of warriors she made me look stupid

🐴 horsetaminghector follow

lmaooo is this paris??

🔮 cryinglikecassandra follow

kinda think helen should send MORE anon hate idk

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❓ myrmidons-confessions

I was the one who wrote the achilles/agamemnon 100k slowburn enemies to lovers rpf and put it on the group chat but now patroclus is calling me 'agachilles boy' and laughing about it and asking if I can proofread his mock bardic epic where all his dogs are heroes and killing people, so I fear I've made a mistake. I also can't look achilles in the eye anymore... but honestly I've never seen proof he can read so I might be safe

❓ myrmidons-confessions

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👑 kingofmycenae

👍🏻 ajaxthegreat

achilles is DEAD and ur posting CRAB RAVE?????

🏘️ nobody1020

I think that's why he's posting it ngl

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😹 deiphobus42069

imagine being the achaeans and your best warrior gets killed by PARIS, after everyone else had awesome deaths at the hands of sarpedon or hector or memnon... like that's literally so embarassing I just know achilles is fucking fuming down in hades rn. I bet the achaeans are gonna put around that paris was guided by apollo, or that paris happened to hit his only weak spot..... anything 2 try and make it less cringe.... lol lol we're popping the biggest bottles tonight. hope helen's there

🐆 leopardskiniscool

???????????????

#I mean. yeah. but also. #deiphobus wtf I thought we were chill

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#hope everyone can be normal about the outcome!!! :)

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🧑🏻 randotrojansoldier-deactivated-8578543

so excited to go back onto the field of battle tomorrow! sure hope I don't encounter any of the big-name heroes

🗣️ homer follow

I hope you don't too! I'm sure you'll do great!

🐎 antilochussss

not the direct address????

✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo

direct address got him :(

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💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

fuck my job so much I hope that this wooden horse tribute to the gods turns out to have some guys inside or something just so I can DO something rather than standing here like a twat with my spear

💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

by ares this can't be happening

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⚔️ sonoftydeus reblogged menelauskingofsparta

do NOT order achilles from shein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#oh yeah #I was stuck with temu achilles in the trojan horse for six hours #and by hour two agamemnon had suggested killing and eating him #and odysseus was threatening to 'send him to meet his father' #and it's not even like there's any kleos in killing priam!!! #anti neoptolemus #neoptolemus defenders dni #vent tags

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maison margiela artisanal 2024 ‘broken doll’ development

#those STOCKINGs omg. #in love

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An old Care drawing

#petscop #bring back the petscop craze!! #care petscop

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“how wonderful! how wretched! how human!”

the tiktok comment section breaking my heart yet again

#tiktok #screenshots #media #text

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"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet

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started watching this and was like, “that’s not that crazy lol” and then my jaw slowly dropped. it is. it is that crazy.

found the richtok anon was talking about omg

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would sell my soul to go through metamorphosis tbh. i just think it would be cool

#insects #metamorphosis #shitpost

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hate to break it to yall but commenting “BRING BACK _____” on netflix’s socials is not gonna bring back ur favorite shows. the intern running that account is not going to see ur comment and somehow bring back your show.

it generally works like this:

•show is created and put on netflix. netflix underestimates the popularity this show will bring in

•show is a big success

•show asks for a bigger budget for season 2, considering the success

•netflix unable/doesn’t want to afford this bigger budget

•show is cancelled

or, of course, the show is NOT a success, despite netflix estimating it to be. therefore, they lose money from season one and season two is practically just throwing money into a dumpster. therefore, the show is cancelled.

#shitpost #everything i post is a shitpost #just know that #netflix #lockwood and co #shadow and bone #anne with an e #i am not okay with this

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sometimes wish we hadn’t evolved to primarily use our feet for walking. imagine how much more shit i could pick up

#do i want to be a monkey? #maybe #shitpost

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idea: splinters as mother nature’s revenge. that sliver of wood you got stuck in your foot? yeah, maybe if you hadn’t cut down all those fucking trees.

#how do i tag #this is stupid #writing #mother nature #mother nature as an entity