clevergirl91

[clevergirl91]

#out of context #guest starring my friend #relationships #poor life choices

[clevergirl91]

“I’d already played that game with Chewbacca—I was NOT about to play it with Elmo.”

#out of context #Chewbacca #Elmo #travel shenanigans #memories

[clevergirl91]

Friend: If you want to wake up, that’s fine.

Me: HA ha ha ha HA ha ha... Goodniiiiight!

#out of context #guest starring my friend #our bodies hate us #I could sleep for literal days

[clevergirl91]

Me: Don’t mind me, I’m just looking for more bodies.

Friend: Oh, I’ll find some for you! Here you go—more bodies!

#out of context #guest starring my friend #not as dark as it sounds #just having a good time

[clevergirl91]

I... It’s seven years later and I want to remember what this means... 😟

#out of context #check for knife #because that means something #thanks for nothing memory

[clevergirl91]

Ah yes, “White Magic,” with Neal and his sidekick Spankie.

#out of context #family #at least he got Neal right #White Magic? #Spankie?

[clevergirl91]

“Make them terraform the SUN.”

“That’s just killing them.”

“I like how I said it.”

#out of context #guest starring my friend #dojo despair #late-night ​existential conversations

[clevergirl91]

I don’t want directions, I want to go wherever I am!

#out of context #guest starring my friend #dojo despair #road trip nonsense

[clevergirl91]

“What if the boat people were inside of us the whole time?”

“What if the boat people were the friends we made along the way?”

#out of context #guest starring my friend #dojo despair #road trip nonsense #we laughed so hard we cried

[clevergirl91]

Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do! I would do most things; that’s not restrictive.

#flatmates #out of context #featuring my poor impulse control

[clevergirl91]

I go to work with a Henry IV mentality: dress like a hobo daily so you look like a king on special occasions.

#out of context #coworkers #Henry IV

[clevergirl91]

The worst thing about living so close is I still want potato chips.

#out of context #dojo despair #potato (chip) adventures

[clevergirl91]

Me: Do I regret my life choices? Yes. Would I change them? No.

Friend: Maybe.

Me: Maybe.

#out of context #guest starring my friend #dojo despair

[clevergirl91]

As a friend pointed out, you could actually use it as a coaster.

Once.

Badly.

#weird Amazon reviews #not technically out of context #but funny

[clevergirl91]

I'm mature, responsible, and level-headed. I just sometimes suspect my technology is possessed.

#my phone is possessed #or my finger is wet #you decide #the truth is out there

[clevergirl91]

Very late Infinity War update: This is a screenshot of my entire reaction to this curse of a movie.

Me rn. I mean, I’ve seen enough accidental almost-spoilers that I’m legitimately terrified. 😖

#Avengers #Infinity War #Marvel is now the enemy #it's been long enough I don't feel the spoilers tag is necessary

[clevergirl91]

They didn't kill anyone, but they were an adequate meat shield, and no one can take that away from them.

#out of context #family #nobody died #game night