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Cale: Someone would need to balantly tell me they're flirting or else I'd be oblivious

Alberu: I've been flirting with you for years, and you've never known

Cale: See, just like that! If someone ever likes me, can you ask them to tell me like that?

Alberu: ...

#trash of the counts family #tcf #lout of the counts family #lcf #alberu crossman #alver crossman #cale #cale henituse #albcale #alberu is trying his best #he was so straightforward #but cale is dense #as always #poor alberu #incorrect quotes

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Jiyong: Where's Jisuk?

Inhyuk: He's playing hide and seek with Jiwoo and the others.

Jiyong: Where?

Inhyuk: I don't think you get how this game works

#eleceed webtoon #eleceed #yoo jiyong #goo inhyuk #yoo jisuk #incorrect quotes

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Inhyuk: If the multiverse theory is true, then that means there's a parallel reality where I'm a chilli

Seongha: That's hot, not gonna lie

Inhyuk: Are you ...thirsting over chilli? I don't blame you though. I'd be really hot and spicy as a chilli

Jiyong: What did I just walk in on?

#eleceed webtoon #eleceed #goo inhyuk #park seongha #yoo jiyong #poor jiyong #incorrect quotes

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Inhyuk to the parent of an awakened child: I don't think we should jump into conclusions...I'm sure it was an accident and Jisuk is very sorry for what he did. Isn't that right, Jisuk?

Jisuk, eight years old: Accident? No, it was very much intentional

Jisuk: And I'd do it again, you piece of-

#eleceed webtoon #eleceed #inhyuk #yoo jisuk #he was such a trouble maker #a rowdy kid #poor inhyuk #had to de escalate his shenanigans #incorrect quotes

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Jisuk: I'm really sorry

Jiyong: For what?

Jisuk: Oh

Jisuk: Inhyuk didn't call you yet, huh?

#eleceed webtoon #eleceed #yoo jisuk #yoo jiyong #siblings #inhyuk #jisuk got in trouble #again #it's only a matter of time now #incorrect quotes

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Kayden: Was I really that drunk?

Jiwoo: The police were called because you were being too loud.

Kartein: Surely I did something-

Jiwoo: When they asked for your names, you pointed at your face and said "If you didn't identify this glorious face, you are unworthy of knowing the name the most handsome man to ever exist"

#eleceed webtoon #eleceed #kayden break #kartein #they decided to get drunk #the neighbours called the police #because they were too loud #jiwoo seo #he was at jisuk's house #got a call during their sleepover #at midnight #he had to intervene #so that his dad's/mantor and doctor wouldn't cause anymore chaos #kayden and kartein are chaotic #poor jiwoo #incorrect quotes

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Kartein: This date is boring

Kayden: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the pet store

Kartein: Then why did you invite me?

Kayden: I specifically said "Don't come with me" and you said "Fuck you, Kayden, I'll do whatever I want" and walked with me to the pet store

#eleceed #eleceed webtoon #kayden break #kartein #i ship them #incorrect quotes

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Xie Lian: Mu Qing, you're under arrest.

Mu Qing: Wait, what? The fuck? Why?

Xie Lian: For stealing Feng Xin's heart.

Feng Xin: Did you just hit on Mu Qing for me?

Xie Lian: I'm tired of WAITING, Feng Xin.

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Mu Qing: *Laying on the floor*

Xie Lian: sooo... Feng Xin said he liked you?

Mu Qing: yes

Xie Lian: and.....you asked him.....to marry you?

Mu Qing: yes

Hua Cheng, trying to hold back laughter (and failing): Did he freak out?

Mu Qing: I don't know. I ran away before I scared him away even more.

*Meanwhile at the Ming Guang Palace*

Feng Xin, bursting through the doors: PEI MING GET YOUR ASS UP I'M GETTING FUCKING MARRIED.

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Okay. I need to talk about Xie Lian. This is gonna be a bit rambly, jumbled, and unedited because I am kinda sleep-deprived right now.

Out of every fictional character I’ve read about… Xie Lian stands out as possessing the most remarkable mental fortitude and resilience I’ve ever seen. He’s such a brave and stubborn man. He’s, well… a diamond in the rough. 

I always thought him to be really mature for his age in the flashbacks. He was what, only around 16-17? And then after he descended down to save his kingdom, he was around the mental age of 20. He was barely an adult. Yet he had his whole kingdom’s fate on his shoulders, and the way he was treated was beyond horrible. 

That’s the problem with getting assigned the role of a leader… a general even. The number of deaths, their successes, their losses all fall upon the one who had the most status, most importance. So many people blamed Xie Lian for the fall on Xianle, but really, none of that was on him. Xianle was gonna fall either way due to all the politics and strife. But my goodness. To put all that blame on a child??? It’s so despicable. 

It made me terribly sad to see Xie Lian blame himself for what happened to Xianle and his people, when they were the ones who put him on a pedestal and did nothing to help ease his burdens. I think Xie Lian has natural charisma and could be a good leader, however he does not have the heart for it. He cares too much. He’s the type who wants to save everyone. He doesn’t like or want to see people suffer, even those considered his enemies. 

Xie Lian suffers a lot. He goes through so much, goes to unimaginable suffering constantly for 800 years. However, the core message of the series is that Xie Lian, as an individual, has the power to decide his own fate. He has the power to decide to remain pure at heart in the face of immeasurable suffering and to not give into Bai Wuxiang’s manipulations.  

His suffering can’t even be put into words. To be blamed for a whole kingdom dying. To blame himself for the horrifying Human-Face disease. Then he was banished and cursed and hunted by the Yong’an’s people. He became extremely depressed on top of trying to survive and take care of his parents each day. Mu Qing helped a lot, but he too eventually left. He resorted to stealing, which went completely against his morals. He was cornered by 33 Heavenly Officials, who humiliated and bullied him, Mu Qing being one of the people involved as well. All the while being haunted bu Bai Wuxiang, who’s truly a sadistic, unredeemable monster. Then he was brutally stabbed fatally hundreds of times in the most horrific way possible and the recovery-time was just two months of pain with the monster who made it all happen keeping him for company. Then Feng Xin left because Xie Lian changed too much, was too hurt and numb and lashed out. 

Then his parents left him too in a way. And Xie Lian probably blames himself for that. So at that point, Xie Lian just craved death. But he couldn’t even die because of the cursed shackle. 

But still. Still. Even after going after Lang Ying and having Wu Ming burn down the palace and could release the Human-Face disease all over the Yong’an kingdom.

He still chose to pin himself on the ground outside with the same sword that killed him hundreds of times… and waited for three whole days for one, just one person, one samaritan to help him. He still had a dredge of hope in humanity. In people. Because in the end, Xie Lian is an empathetic and kind person. He believes and has hope in people- because he is a pure-hearted person himself, and has to believe there are other people like him out there. Because he can’t be the only one. (He’s not, but a person like him is one out of millions.)

And deep inside he starts to believe Bai Wuxiang’s words when he come on the third day to convince him that this test/social experiment he was doing was pointless. That it is all so hopeless, and these people aren’t worth living, not after how much Xie Lian suffered at their hands. 

But all it took was one person. He was waiting. To be proved wrong. He wanted to be proved wrong, even after everything. That truly… I don’t have words for how amazing that is. 

And then. Even after 800 years of having literally nothing. 800 years of loneliness, suffering, and depression. Being nailed through the heart and buried alive for an undetermined time. Just so he could save more people again. He still remained the same. So pure of heart. So sweet and kind. He even asked for his second shackle to take away his luck so other people more “deserving” than him can take it. 

He still has his problems. His mental health is terrible. He’s very depressed. He chose to stay in a coffin for what could be a hundred years because of self-flagellation probably.

He has no self-esteem, except he’s so interestingly contradictory. He loathes himself, but he also believes he’s completely right. If Xie Lian had to do everything over again, I have no doubt he would do the same thing, except the second-time, maybe blame himself less, because he knows deep down what he is doing is right. He has a simple, but strict moral code. All he wants to do is the right thing. That means saving the common people. Interfere and help if he sees someone suffering. If he can save one person, he will save one person. If he can save a hundred people, he will save a hundred people. 

What a stubborn, beautiful person. 

Book 8: “I won’t! I won’t I won’t change!”… He’s been pent up for far too long. It was as though he’d been waiting for a chance like this all these years, and tears rolled as he screamed. “I won’t change! Even if it’s painful, even if I die, I won’t change, I will never change!”

And he didn’t. He has more than proven that he won’t change even if he died a hundred times. He won’t change even if he died a million times. Even as a young adult, he stood in front of a whole village of people after experiencing what is it like to feel stabbed fatally hundred of times already and was ready to do it all over again willingly. With even more people, even a whole kingdom of people.

Insane does not even begin to cover it. What an extraordinary resilient and compassionate person. 

Xie Lian is truly… something else. Something beyond words. He is also the only type of God I would willingly pray to. 

I understand why Hua Cheng would go to any extent for him. 

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Mxtx love interests and their relationships with captivity are fascinating and all, but I’d rather just focus on how funny Hua Cheng’s is in particular.

We have Luo Binghe‘s creepy replica bamboo hut and the tragic horror of watching him succumb to his worst impulses and try destroying the world to trap Shen Qingqiu by his side.

We have Lan Wangji warring internally with himself for years over his smothering need to hide Wei Wuxian from the world and save him from himself.

And then there’s Hua Cheng

Professional Gege Catch and Release Wildlife Expert Hua Cheng.

This man is a gege rehabilitation facilitator who does what he loves and loves what he does.

He tags his gege with a gps tracker so he can study his migration patterns. He humanely traps and relocates his gege whenever he’s strayed into danger.

If you hit a gege with your car, all you need to do is call Hua Cheng and he’ll be there with an animal control slip leash, a GoPro to promote his TikTok campaign promoting awareness of gege welfare and conservation to the masses, and Yin Yu is on the phone preparing the treatment center for a new arrival.

He’s one of those guys who lovingly cares for a feral cat colony in his backyard, providing handmade housing with heating and regular check ups.

He’s insane don’t get me wrong. But his crippling self doubt and unbreakable compulsion to provide merged in such a weird way, it comes off a little more wildlife rescue than I think is intended.

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Modern New York. Sherly & Liam playing video games

Billy: You guys woke up at 5.30 in the morning just to play games?

Sherlock: * silence*

William: *silence*

Billy *figuring it out*: … you two never went to sleep, did you?

Sherlock & William * in a shame*: Yeah…

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During an argument

Billy: Can you atleast try and see this from my perspective?

Sherlock: *crouches down*

Billy: ...I hope you die

#yuukoku no moriarty #moriarty the patriot #billy the kid #henry antrim #sherlock holmes #sherlock being sherlock #billy is done #incorrect quotes

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In the modern era when they're still not dating

Hua Cheng: How does this shirt look, gege?

Xie Lian: It looks great, San Lang! I wish I could pull that off.

Hua Cheng: Go ahead

Xie Lian: What?

Hua Cheng: What.

#heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #modern world #dumbasses in love #xie lian is still oblivious #hua cheng is making it so freaking obvious #poor hua cheng #san lang #incorrect quotes

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Xie Lian: I want to tell a joke, but I only remember the punch line

Hua Cheng: I'll help you, gege. What is it?

Xie Lian: Tooth hurty

Hua Cheng: When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Xie Lian: You complete me

#heaven official's blessing #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #they're in love #they're married #they're perfect for each other #made for each other #complete each other #incorrect quotes

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Seraphina: If the multiverse theory is true, then that means there's a parallel reality where I'm a chilli

John: That's hot, not gonna lie

Seraphina: Are you... thirsting over chilli? I don't blame you though, I'd be really hot and spicy as a chilli

Arlo: What did I just walk in on?

#unordinary #unordinary webtoon #unordinary john #john doe #unordinary seraphina #unordinary arlo #arlo is so done #incorrect quotes

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Kuyo: If the multiverse theory is true, that means there's a parallel reality where I'm a chilli

Rei: That's hot, not gonna lie

Kuyo: Are you ...thirsting over chilli? I don't blame you though, I'd be really hot amd spicy as a chilli

Kassandra: What did I just walk in on?

#unordinary #unordinary webtoon #unordinary kuyo #unordinary rei #unordinary kassandra #this is them in high school #kass is done with their sh*t #incorrect quotes