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Lily: women just get it. men don’t. won’t elaborate

Pandora: SLAY MY QUEEN

#Day 2 angry Lily Evans💅

#feminist lily #feminism #female rage #marauders #marauders incorrect quotes #pandalily

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Lily: the feminine urge to frustrate men

Pandora: THAT’S MY GIRL

#pandalily #pandora #pandora lovegood #lily evans #marauders incorrect quotes #marauders #regulus black #remus lupin #sirius black

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Sirius: I’m gonna kill you, if you don’t sto-

Remus: aren’t you like 5’2?

Sirius:

Sirius: I sElf iDeNtIfY aS tAlL

#took from meme from Pinterest #marauders #marauders incorrect quotes #regulus black #remus lupin #remus x sirius #sirius black #actually autistic

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Remus: is it gay to think about kissing your male friend?

James: naah, I’m constantly thinking about kissing Regulus but I’m straight as hell.

Remus: oh okay..so it’s totally straight of me to think about how his last name really suits me?

James: of course not, every night I’m thinking about how cute it would be to become James Black.

Remus: omg thank you, I was so worried about that!! But James Black sounds really nice!

James: omg, you really think that too? thank you xo xo.

Marlene:

Marlene: you both are gay as fu-

#jegulus #james potter #regulus black #remus x sirius #remus lupin #sirius black #marauders incorrect quotes #marauders #ao3 fanfic #fandom #ao3

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Remus: i hate having a crush!!! whenever I’m near mine I start acting stupid.

Sirius: haha funny, you are always acting stupid near me.

Remus:

Remus: shut up, cutie pie

#marauders #wolfstar #regulus black #remus lupin #sirius black #remus x sirius #marauders incorrect quotes #actually autistic #special interest

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okay, now I am in a “irondad spiderson is my life” era again. it feels like coming home

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here you probably will see only irondad spiderson content and my headcanons about them!!

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peter, five minutes after talking with mr.stark: are you trying to adopt me?

tony: whaat? no!

tony:

tony: but theoretically,if I was trying, would you be interested?

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I feel like even when I will be like 90 years old I will still write and read irondad spiderson fanfics hahaha but I love them so much sorry

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Steve: I want to tell you a secret. Can you keep secrets?

Tony: I adopted spiderbaby five years ago and you found out about him yesterday.

Steve: got it. good at keeping secrets.

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I love sitting in another fandoms, but my heart will never beat faster with so much joy like when I am reading irondad spiderson fanfics.

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four ways you can leave a fandom:

1. no longer interested. end of your hyperfixation.

2. the fandom died and you are no longer interested in being there because of the dead community.

3. problematic creators

4. death. sorry but the only way I will leave my fandom is only through grave.

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Peter: mr.Stark, stop embarrassing me around Avengers!!

Tony, who is wearing „the best spiderfather” t-shirt: what do you mean?

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question for my future self: do you still write fanfics? If you’re in your 80s and still writing them, then it means I will do something right.

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Peter: Pepper, who is better: me or Harley?

Pepper: parents can’t choose between their kids, they should love them all equally.

Pepper, panicking: Peter, sunshine, why are you crying?

Tony, running: who made my kid upset?

Peter: *cries 2x louder*

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peter comes out as asexual to tony after he aces a test

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peter: save me tony stark

peter: tony stark

peter: tony stark save me

[later]

tony: kid you could've literally called me to save you instead of tweeting a cry for help