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Blog for my weird discord/minecraft family, mainly just a lot of chaotic gremlin energy. (Ran by Persona)
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Kai: It's so weird thinking that if I was even a couple of inches taller my raw power would be so uncontainable and I would have destroyed god
Crow: It's so weird to think that if you were a couple of inches shorter you still wouldn't be able to reach things when I put them on top of your locker to tease you
Kai: ...you're lucky my power is contained in this tiny body.
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Alec: *tapping fingers on table *
Crow: *furiously tapping back *
Kayla: .... what's going on?
Kai: Morse code. they're talking
Alec: -. --- / ..- .-. / - .... . / -.-. ..- - . ... -
Crow: *slams hands on the table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK
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Alec: People who sleep less than 6 hours a night are at an increased risk to die prematurely.
Kai: Thank god
#family#submitted#incorrect quotes#discord family#am I thinking God because I’m not going to die?#or is it the opposite?#that’s for me to know and you to wonder#submission
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Kai: My tummy hurts
Alec, cocking his gun: well i’ll just have to teach that bitch a lesson
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Persona: where is papa? He hasn’t said anything for half an hour!
Alec: *standing in the shower, has been in the nth dimension for 30 minutes and counting*
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Kai: Can I go to the bathroom?
Alec: It's 'May'
Kai:
Kai, confused: It's August
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Kai: Macky, you're bleeding! Quick! What's your type?
Macky: Oh, uh-blonde...pretty eyes..sassy..shorter than me...
Kai, blushing: Your blood type!
Macky: Oh...
Macky: Red?
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Alec: when i get murdered, can you make sure the murder is unsolved?
Pastel: what?
Alec: i want to be on buzzfeed unsolved.
Pastel: no, can we go back to the part where you said “when i get murdered”?
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Kayla: how do you spell 'orange'
Kai: the fruit or the colour?
Crow:
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Alec, knocking on Kai's door: we need to go! come out!
Kai: i'm aro!
Alec, in tears: not what i meant, but i support you!!!
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Pastel: I do know one way we could get the money.
Kai: You’d make a decent stripper.
Pastel: I’d make an amazing stripper.
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Rae: what does take out mean?
Crow: food
Pastel: Dating
Kai: murder.
Rae:
Kai: all three if you want to have fun.
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Kai, opening an apple juice box : I’m going to drink my sorrows away.
Alec: What happened
Crow: Rad was busy and didn't respond to their DM.
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Alec: four months...
Ken: what’s he talking about?
Crow, giggling: It’s nothing really-
Alec: THATS HOW LONG YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT
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Kai: I can’t go, stress is bad for the baby
Alec: What baby?
Kai: me.
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Crow, on the phone with Kayla: What’re you doing?
Kayla, playing video games: The dishes
Crow: was that a laser gun?
Kayla: it’s a bad neighborhood.
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Kai: I have an idea.
Alec: no murder.
Kai: I no longer have an idea.
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