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dontlookintoit00 · 4 days
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The most dangerous 😩😍
Hvitserk: I sleep with an axe under my pillow
Ubbe: I sleep with a knife under mine
Y/N: you're both pathetic
Hvitserk: oh yeah, than what do you sleep with?
Y/N: Ivar
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dontlookintoit00 · 13 days
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RCOM Quaritch has been on this shelf for like 2 months at this point. Nobody likes him 😂 And I mean I hope he gets redeemed and all that but like, fair
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dontlookintoit00 · 23 days
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So I'm on a train traveling right? And every other trip I've taken has been at night so this is knew. But what is thiiiis 😩🤢 Was the view that good?
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dontlookintoit00 · 24 days
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You guys have no idea how hard I had to try not to buy this
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dontlookintoit00 · 28 days
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186 miles??? 😮 No wonder there's only four Palulukan in the game
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dontlookintoit00 · 28 days
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Look at this costume concept art for Aonung 😍 The face tattoo??? 😩 In love
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dontlookintoit00 · 29 days
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I'm supposed to be sleeping, but I was thinking about how the Sully kids know to be gentle with Spider. They grew up around humans. They know how different their bodies are, even if Spider is as Navi as a human can get. They rough house as kids and stuff, and even mess around as they're older, but they know not to use their full strength.
But the Metkayina don't. They've never been around sky people, at least not close. They're smaller sure, but so are many other creatures, and they're all pretty strong. They wouldn't know to be careful, to hold back their carbon-fiber-bones strength.
So Spider is adapting to reef life with the Sully's. He wins them over, just like Lo'ak did and becomes friends with the group of them. Imagine he's standing around with everyone, joking and having a good time. He says something funny and everyone laughs, even Aonung. And then imagine Aonung pats him on the back affectionately while he's laughing and Spider just flies face first into the sand.
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dontlookintoit00 · 1 month
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Spider Socorro
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When Neytiri called her kids, Spider recognises her call, a call of a mother, but Neytiri never even thought of spider as friend, never mind a child.
Spider knew everything about the sully’s, and a lot about the Omatikaya tribe, he could have just given up the mountain stronghold when he was tortured.
But he didn’t. He fought like mad not to even think of it when all he was feeling was pain and that question was chucked at him again and again and he still fourt so hard not to think.
He blew up on Quaritch for even speaking of killing a Na’vi, and went mad when he had the Ilu killed, and was upset when realising they completely disregarded and disrespected the Tulkan by wasting near enough everything.
He fought like mad in the big battle, he got the big ship out of commission, took down three guards, he’s sixteen and he was fighting so hard for his FAMILY it took four fully-trained military soldiers to hold him down.
He held Neteyam and helped as best he could on the ride back, never mind how guilty he probably felt about it.
He knew going back was dangerous but he still told Jake exactly where to go and led him there with no hesitation.
He helped Lo’ak and Neteyam when they went for him, he begged for Kiri’s life even as Neytiri held him under her knife, uncaring about what would happen to him.
He kept Kiri safe as he could when he was alone with her, and he could hold onto both Jakes Skimwing and Lo’ak’s Ilu, telling them to go faster and never lost his hold, despise both of the Na’vi having done so their first time.
He looked for Jake when Jake never looked for him.
He practiced true Na’vi customs, dragging Quaritch to the surface. He had spared Kiri’s life, and saved his, he was instrumental in Neteyams death but Spider still owed him in the way of Na’vi, so he repaid his dept, and I can’t begin to imagine the hurt, pain and guilt he’s feeling.
He went back, and when to the funeral.
Spider was raised Na’vi.
He was about as Na’vi as he could be whilst being human.
Yet none fully capable of rescuing him even tried.
Kiri is the only one we see actually upset about his capture.
And Lo’ak is the only reason they got him back.
Spider found his family but most of them don’t see him as family.
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Feedback is always appreciated<3
~ Läwei
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dontlookintoit00 · 1 month
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😂😂 somebody edit Jake with surprised pikachu
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“And that’s how I met your mother”
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dontlookintoit00 · 1 month
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*Reporter voice* This just in: Aonung disowned? More on this tonight at 11.
No but seriously why is he not in this 😩
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dontlookintoit00 · 1 month
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Now I am officially out of room to display my hyperfixations
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dontlookintoit00 · 1 month
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Ugh 😩😍😍 I just got the collectors edition movie. It's so pretty!! Pictures don't do it justice
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dontlookintoit00 · 2 months
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I worked really hard on these and when I switched to my phone they look blurry 🥲
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dontlookintoit00 · 3 months
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You can't tell me that if Lagertha wanted to try pegging Ragnar wouldn't have been into it. He might pretend he didn't like the idea but...
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dontlookintoit00 · 3 months
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Queen Kwenthrith is such a baddie 😂 Everything she does it just... mood
Wore a king out so much he sent guards in to finish the job? Multiple guards?!
"They are violent men, hmm?" *Practically bites lip.*
*Manhandles and inspects random viking man.* "They are very.... strong." *Gropes biceps fiercely then moves on.*
*Rips open this man's pants, shoves her hand down them. Cue look of absolutely, unfiltered delight.*
*Giggles happily while touching massive pp* "You know I always knew I could love these northmen." Pause. "I should like to breed with them." 😲😩
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dontlookintoit00 · 3 months
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Imagine Hvitserk starts bringing a new woman for dinner with his family in the hall. He's absolutely smitten with her, much to the disgust of his youngest brother. The entire meal Ivar is hurling insults at the pair of them, until Ubbe tells him to leave. That night, she sneaks into his room and is sat upon his chest with a knife to his throat before he knows she was even there. The next morning, he's as smitten with her as Hvitserk is.
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dontlookintoit00 · 3 months
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Oh. My. God. I'm writing something not-great and I've googled so many questionable things that my browser just asked me to confirm I'm not a robot 😭😭😂 Talking about "We've noticed some unusual traffic on your browser..."
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