dragonlover00100

[dragonlover00100]

Tumblr, please stop giving me the gay people on my feed. I'm tired, I don't want the gay people. Please leave me be.

#gay #stop please #stop #please #tired #just so fucking tired of the gay thirst traps on my dash #go be gay on my buddys dash. He's into that shit. i am not.

[dragonlover00100]

#dogblr #cute dog #my doggo #doggo #lazy doggy

[dragonlover00100]

Abagail: WELCOME TO DISENY WORLD.

“I know humans are industrious, but this seems beyond even your capabilities. Terraforming an entire planet-“

The human who brought forth the question of purchase with intent to terraform, one named Abagail, interrupted. “Dwarf planet. It’s only 600 miles around the entire planet. That’s less than half of our continents, certainly within our competence.”

Therin, the Hywe who led the council, did not show Abagail how annoyed he was at her interruption. “It’s size is not the only concern. This planet has no atmosphere. You humans may be able to adjust an existing atmosphere, but you cannot create one on a planet whose gravity is too small to hold on to it.”

“If you’ll please look at page 47 of the document, you’ll see our plans to build an atmosphere sphere around the entire planet, along with the pressure variable ports to allow for ferrying of passengers to and from the planet surface.”

Therin didn’t move for a moment, trying to judge if this was a human joke. He finally did flip to the appropriate page, and sure enough, the plans were there. In agonizingly human detail. He glanced at his fellow council members.

“All of this would have to be looked at and approved by our technicians of course,” Lowri offered, eager to support Therin.

Abagail easily hid the smile that other species found offensive, the one that proves she knew she was winning. “You should see the stamp of approval from several renowned architects, engineers, and tacticians if you flip to page 54.”

Therin didn’t want to. He did, but he didn’t want to. The page full of approvals from the very beings he was going to use to shoot this nonsense down stared back, mocking him.

“This will not be a cheap endeavor. I assume you have funds available?” Therin guessed, knowing already that this too would be an ineffective block to the insane request.

Abagail nodded. “Yes, we have set aside funds for each section of the project, and will only need a loan for the final phase. Should we not be able to complete the final phase, the planet with its new atmosphere and life-sustaining capabilities will be sold.”

Therin flipped helplessly through the rest of the document. Everything was in order, any concern was verified, and plans to address them were documented. One last glance to his fellow council members and he began the silent vote.

The results were immediate. Therin sagged in defeat.

“Your request has been approved.”

“Thank you.”

“There’s just one last thing we need to know in order to file. What is the new name of this planet?”

Abagail smiled. “Disney.”

#not mine #humans are space australians #humans are space orcs #humans are weird #humans are deathworlders #humans are space fae #disney

[dragonlover00100]

I'ma explode my house and then eat the dirt underneath it.

[dragonlover00100]

We may may be informed of the horrors on the outside but are we informed of the horrors on the inside. These atrocities define who we are and how we think the voice In your head is thine true self. We exist just to die and decompose into rotting flesh, wishing that we could've done so many things right. How long must we suffer to see the light and listen to it instead of following the darkness.

#horror #light #darkness #we are merely human

[dragonlover00100]

I know artemis fowl is supposed to be a criminal master mind but I can't stop thinking about him and holly being that weird old couple across the river that always threatens you or smothers you with gifts that they legally and illegally acquired. Yall's thoughts about my thoughts.

#artemis fowl #cozy cottage #questionable expensive gifts