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So today, as I was looking for the words "tooth cavity", I have instead found myself with the words "anal cavities".

I am sorry.

#enter tags here #shitpost #i am so sorry

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If we could train flies to play dodgeball (with really tiny dodgeballs) those matches would be INSANE

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the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

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Oh, but my dearest mutual, you have forgotten somebody!

being on tumblr has taught me that girls see men's hands the same way men see tits, therefore from now on i will be constantly covering my hands with gloves to protect them from the horny female gaze

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Reblog to give a survivor of the good omens finale a hug and kiss on the forehead we desperately need it

#good omens #stay strong #the nightingale will return

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Omg I am an idiot. I’ve been scrolling good omens tags since it dropped a planet on our heads and I’m nodding off because it’s 5 am here and I can’t sleep and I accidentally dozed off on my phone and apparently fat fingered or like fat faced the community flag report button, which I don’t even know where that is and it sent it and I’m so sorry it was an accident. It was just a one sentence text post and I’m sure they’ll see it’s not worthy of any community label or whatever but like - I’m sorry if it causes you any grief. I didn’t mean to 😭

That is literally so funny. Don't worry about it, you just make your way through the stages of grief. That planet on your head must have been heavy. Take a nap, get some happy songs and you'll be alright.

#good omens #enter tags here #good omens spoilers #kind of #you'll be okay #the nightingale will return #just you wait and see :)

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crowley not even entertaining the thought of becoming a duke of hell really makes aziraphale becoming the supreme archangel of heaven sting THAT MUCH MORE

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #ineffable divorce

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“we don’t need heaven we don’t need hell they’re toxic” as a direct parallel to nina’s toxic partner and how she says herself she needs to heal from that relationship before she can open herself up to loving maggie…. crowley being free from that because he’s separated himself from hell so he can accept his feelings for aziraphale and choose the two of them but aziraphale is still stuck in his belief that heaven as an institution is a force for good and that he can make the world better by being a part of that system…. he can’t choose his relationship with crowley because he’s trapped in his relationship with heaven.

#good omens #good omens spoilers #go2 spoilers

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Okay, you know what, I am not done.

For all of those 6,000 years, Crowley has been at every corner, every time Aziraphale ever needed it. He saves him from getting discorporated so, so many times, he showed him human food, he was trembling when he held that rifle to his head, for the entire season he was so afraid of something happening to Aziraphale.

And the worst part

AND THE WORST PART IS

What took away Aziraphale?

AZIRAPHALE HIMSELF.

The roles reversed. Crowley was the one who needed Aziraphale to be there and he walked away.

His angel walked away.

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #Now I'm done

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I have been betrayed, backstabbed and perhaps even bamboozled

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #last one i promise #i will now vanish for 8 hours or so

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Hey Mr. Gaiman I don't think we have the same definition of gentle

#enter tags here #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #don't mind me #I'm still in the denial stage #And I have to rewatch the season in french with my mom tomorrow #I'm just #what have you done #n e i l

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My condolences.

i don't even know what to say

#good omens #good omens s2 #good omens spoilers

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Hey girlies how we feeling about that ending? I’ll go first

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #enter tags here

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Can't believe they gave us ineffable bureaucracy and then did that.

#the season felt so much like a fanfic #i forgot it was canon #and that it would therefore crush me somehow #enter tags here #good omens #ineffable bureaucracy #good omens spoilers #i am broken #but at this point #aren't we all?

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I kept looking at the remaining time like a fool. Such a naive being I was.

#good omens #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 #good omens s2 #good omens season 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #Hi I would like one funeral please #yes it's for myself thank you #I thought ofmd would be the most heart destroying one #Oh how wrong I was

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I'm so sorry for your loss

AZIRAPHALE STOP YOU FUCKING MORON

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Oh for fuck's sake

I would like to formally thank Nina for her service to the Good Omens fandom. Where would we be without her intervention...

#good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens s2 #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 #nina good omens #This episode gave me everything #And then took it all away immediately #so #so much worse than my absolute worse nightmare