#ineffable divorce

[brainwormcity]

So, there are only three of the original six verses in Tori Amos's version of A Nightingale Sang in Berkley Square, right? I was writing a scene from episode five, season 2, so for continuity's sake, I checked the approximate place the song starts up in the Bentley when Crowley starts the car in episode 6.

The song begins to play at around 1:09, just before the interlude and right before the last line verse two:

I may be right, I may be wrong But I'm perfectly willing to swear That when you turned and smiled at me A nightingale sang in Berkeley Square

Out of curiosity, I went back to season one, and though it plays on through the credits, the actual footage cuts off right at the tail end of verse one:

That certain night, the night we met There was magic abroad in the air There were angels dining at the Ritz And a nightingale sang in Berkeley Square

Let's imagine for half a second that since Neil and Tori Amos are friends and her version was recorded specifically for the series, each verse refers to a related event, i.e. Crowley and Aziraphale's season one end Ritz date.

And that though things go entirely south during the following fifteen minutes, verse two perhaps refers to these moments preceding it:

Then it's not out of the realm of possibility that the closing scene of season three could end with verse three:

The streets of town were paved with stars It was such a romantic affair And as we kissed and said goodnight A nightingale sang in Berkeley Square

If the established pattern of relating a preceding event continues, then maybe, just maybe, Crowley and Aziraphale will share a kiss- a good, sweet, happy kiss- just before the series ends for good.

#I'm probably out of my mind but #thank you for coming to my ted talk #please don't tag Neil #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #ineffable partners #a/c #good omens 2 #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable divorce #the final fifteen #a nightingale sang in berkeley square #good omens meta

[badaziraphaletakes]

The first time he said "I forgive you", Crowley had just called him stupid. For wanting to try to get heaven to stop Armageddon. (And let's not forget that Crowley's alternate suggestion, running away to Alpha Centauri, would result in them both dying.)

The second time he said it, Crowley had called him an idiot, kissed him without consent (as far as we know - unless they worked out some kind of plan beforehand), and made the hardest decision Aziraphale's ever made a million times harder (again, as far as we know).

"Didn't do anything to him that would need to be forgiven" my ass.

#good omens #goodomens #aziraphale #good omens 2 #badaziraphaletakes #goodomens2 #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #ineffablehusbands #ineffable divorce #cw: noncon #cw: non consensual

[nicolegmattos]

#good omens #ineffable fandom #good omens fandom #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens s2 #good omens season 2 #ineffable heartbreak #ineffable divorce #the final fifteen

[captainblou]

Don't mind if we tease you?

Coming soon, in your AO3 tabs

(we know you have at least 40 of those open right now, but make room for one more, would you?)

A collaborative fanfiction between @eybefioro and yours truly. A no-pressure, no-dealine, no-plot commitment that we already failed to respect (plot fits on a napkin, but it exists).

Undercover

After Aziraphale becomes the Supreme Archangel, Crowley is appointed as Prince of Hell. Some may think they aren't talking, but that's only true when they're busy with more pressing activities. (A collection of sexy times between our favorite angel and demon, trapped in a office hell/heaven scape, where the second coming that matters is not the Jesus one)

First chapter on Sunday 28th April.

#Good omens #Good omens fanfiction #Aziracrow #crowley #aziraphale #fanfiction #collaborative fic #CaptainBlou #EybeFioro #Undercover Smut Fest #Rated E #AO3 #Mind the tags as you go #ineffable husbands #ineffable divorce #My fics #Teaser

[melbatron5000]

Oh, God

"Blasphemy, Angel? That's not like you."

"No, I mean, MY GOD!"

DO NOT ASK NEIL ABOUT ANY OF MY THEORIES!! K thanks bye

At the start of Crowley's speech in the Final Fifteen, he starts off with "Oh, God." An odd thing for a demon to say, especially when we know he kind of chokes over saying "For Heaven's sake."

Everything is reading very differently now that I know that A. the entire Final Fifteen is emergency improv, and B. Maggie is Jesus and Crowley and Aziraphale have been trying to protect/hide her to prevent the second end of the world.

Aziraphale comes in and tells Crowley that the Metatron suspects something and is making threats, but if they both go to Heaven, they can be safe and allay those suspicions.

But Crowley knows that if they both go, there will be no one to keep an eye on Maggie.

Crowley says, "Oh, God," because that's what this conversation is about! He has to stay on Earth to watch Maggie, who is Jesus, who is God incarnate on Earth. The only way for him to stay on earth, if the issue is that the Metatron knows about Aziraphale and Crowley's relationship, is if they break up.

Aziraphale does not want to fake break up. He wants Crowley to be safe with him, he thinks Maggie will be okay. Saraqael is in on everything, after all. But as they talk, he realizes that Crowley's right. Someone has to stay behind to watch Maggie, or the whole world could end. And Crowley will have a lot more freedom to move around without suspicion than Saraqael would. Aziraphale doesn't like it, but it's true. And since the Metatron is basically forcing Aziraphale to go and offering that Crowley come with, Crowley has to be the one to stay. And "No thank you" is not an option. The Metatron wants them both in Heaven where he can keep an eye on them, or broken up and separated. Their relationship is the big issue, so they have to seem to break it off.

Everything is clicking into place so fast right now. I don't even know if I can write fast enough to keep up with all my thoughts.

#good omens #good omens 2 #crowley #good omens meta #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens analysis #good omens fan theory #ineffable mystery #ineffable divorce #the final fifteen #final fifteen #oh god

[everythingsallticketyboo]

Season 3 prediction: Nina: Look, Crowley, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and it's Monday.

#good omens #anthony j crowley #go crowley #anthony janthony crowley #crowley good omens #incorrect good omens quotes #good omens memes #good omens tv #good omens s3 #nina good omens #nina go #ineffable divorce #good omeme #good omemes #ineffable fandom

[dont-tell-my-mom-im-here]

So let me get this gay, Michael Sheen wrote The Way, added a foursome made of two married couples who are neighbours, and casted Georgia Tennant as one of those people? Babygirl what are you trying to tell us?

#michael sheen #david tennant #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #neil gaiman #terry pratchett #azicrow #aziracrow #good omemes #ineffable divorce #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #georgia tennant #the way #staged #good omens s2 #good omens 2 #staged season 3 #good omens season 3 #good omens season two #good omens s3

[tismrot]

Aziraphale and Crowley are NOT talking. But what if they’re sending each other passive aggressive/sad/angrily flirty memes via their celestial iPhones? Could be a thing.

#crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens fandom #good omens 2 #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable spouses #innefable husbands #ineffable divorce #crowley edits #good omens fanfic prompt #crowley good omens #good omens season 3 speculation #good omens memes

[glassfeatheredcrow]

If season 3 doesn’t involve Crowley hugging Aziraphale like he might disappear again and crying against his neck I’m not watching it

#/j #/j obviously #i love good omens a normal amount #season 2 good omens #good ineffable omens #good omens season 2 #good omemes #good omens #ineffable divorce #ineffable bureaucracy #ineffable spouses #ineffable lovers #ineffable partners #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #aziraphale #crowley #crowly x aziraphale #ineffable fandom #ineffable wives #season 3 #whoa #neil gaiman #david tennant #michael sheen #REAL #walk him like a dog #please help #crowly good omens #aziracrow

[daiwild]

Where did Muriel even find that book

#miscommunication that was funnier in my head #aziracrow #ineffable divorce #ineffable husbands #crowley #muriel #muriel good omens #good omens #good omens fanart #good omens season 2 #go2 spoilers #daiwild

[lindele12]

Bring it back, bring it back, don't take it away from me

Because you don't know what it means to me💔

#good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens 2 #good omens s2 #go2 #go2 spoilers #good omens fanart #good ineffable omens #ineffable idiots #ineffable divorce #ineffable partners #aziracrow #crowley #anthony j crowley #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable spouses #digital art

[yourangle-yuordevil]

Local goth cryptid goes through a tough breakup 😔

#good omens #good omens 2 #crowley #nina good omens #mrs sandwich #ineffable divorce #another day another breakup in Soho #crolwey drama queen <3 #NINA DAGLI LA MORTEEEEE111!!!!1(ONE)111!!! #demone locale sbrocca in maniera teatrale #NINA DACCI IL KAFFEEEEE

[vidavalor]

Really love Ineffable Divorce from the perspective of the other shopkeepers... to them, one day, some gorgeous guy showed up naked on Mr. Fell's doorstep and a couple of days later, Mr. Fell had disappeared and so had the naked guy... so the whole neighborhood thinks Aziraphale ran off with Gabriel and that's why the bookshop is now being operated by this odd little person hired by its sad and distracted owner-- Mr. Fell's abandoned ginger goth husband with the gorgeous old car. Nothing has been this juicy on the street in decades...

#ineffable husbands #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable divorce #good omens 2

[itdosentsmelllikecacatome]

YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

More GOOD OMENS

#crowley #good omemes #ineffable divorce #ineffable husbands #good omens #aziracrow #aziraphale #good ineffable omens #mentally fucked #fuck off

[melbatron5000]

A list of my theories

Because I'm starting to write a lot of them and I need a place to keep them all.

The Final Fifteen:

It's a Two-Man Con

The Evidence Stacks Up

More Evidence

For the record

The Big Damn Kiss

AAAUUUGH

Oh, God

The Metatron

Ineffable Mystery:

My murder board 2.0

Maggie Mirror

Things that can be explained by POV switches

Wild theory, hold on

We never go to the pub

If jacket lapels are wings . . .

Maggie, Maggie

The confines of a story

Minisodes:

Minisode connections

More minisode connections

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[fenja-art]

Aziraphale is handling his role as archangel just fine.

#artists on tumblr #aziraphale #crowley #good omens #good omens art #ineffable divorce #ineffeble husbands #good omens fanart #good omens season 2 #bildad the shuhite #aziracrow #mr fell #angel aziraphale #archangel aziraphale #good omens shitpost #good omens memes #niel gaiman #crowly x aziraphale