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the cop who pulled me over was nicer to me than anyone i’ve talked to in the past week

#text #vent

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i would never admit this irl, but i got the ai to write erotica priest x satan smut and it’s GOOD

#shitpost #erotica #fanfic #chatgpt

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officially everyone in my life has called me a robot. a robot? maybe i should go get that autism diagnosis

#autism #shitpost

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when all goes wrong, there’s always my tumblr spam acc

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you every notice the correlation between villains and scientists

#biochemistry #college #science #shitpost

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I’ll never get over how i’ve been working at this company for over two years and i still get mistaken as a new hire. TWO YEARS.

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hypothetically a woman could use a teabag as a tampon

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trying to figure out texts tones is my autistic worst nightmare

#help me

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i put all my eggs in one goose

#shitpost

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i gotta work fast so i can go home and remove the tiny bird skull i found from its jar of H2O2

#:3

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i love rewriting my resume so i can rage apply at work 😍

#rant #rage apply

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i liked mitski and was mentally i’ll

BEFORE it was cool

#i am looking 👁️👁️ #shitpost #mitski

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16 of my followers are real people

nice

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mitski mitski mitskiiii mitski mitski

#when i went through my list of friends #AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH #mitski #it should’ve been me

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so many pooorn bootssss

#shitpost

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oh.

#:/ idk

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crying at work from thinking about my dad 🤪✌️

#daddy issues