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lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

#text #nsfw #queue

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I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time

#me n who #does anyone want to kill me 😳🫣 #🪤 #scriddler

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enjoying a character is so embarassing like ugh yes i do want to buy this thing that has him on it. just because it has him on it. what next. a fucking shrine? get real.

#a shrine haha yeah that's so crazy 😳👉👈 #am I buying this clothing bc it fits a character? maybe so #text

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Ultimate Spider-Man #1 (2024)

written by Jonathan Hickman art by Marco Checchetto & Matthew Wilson

#I honestly felt like crying reading this part for some reason #j jonah jameson #peter parker #comics #spider-man #ultimate spider man #queue

[enigmamuse]

ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

#top right #nsfw #dungeon meshi #laois touden #I need him carnally biblically in a way that's concerning and revolutionary to both our masculinities

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why do we always have to ship characters as in love why does no one have divorce headcanons

#prev #sometimes scriddler #text

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heart-shaped box of chocolates pendant

#🥺🥺🥺

[enigmamuse]

happy 🎉 sissel sunday 🎉

happy 🎉thistle thursday🎉 dungeon meshi community

#thistle #sissel #dungeon meshi

[enigmamuse]

put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time

#me to plum and you #I lied whatever you say darlin' #text

[enigmamuse]

Who up trying to create the intersection of two thoroughfares... 😳🫣

happy trail :)

#text

[enigmamuse]

When god closes a door I shove my sword through the gap at the bottom and swipe at his ankles

#oc: william verne #text

[enigmamuse]

just clownloaded a gigglebyte of silly images

#felix #text

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shame that no one puts bait under a box propped up by a stick anymore. because of woke

#tagged me #ooooh you want to get caught in my trap?? perhaps a little piece of GreenPlum?? #text

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

#and the peanits bone of course #text

[enigmamuse]

www.tdick.gov

#yeah ok i'll reblog that #text

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Ultimate Spider-Man #4 (2024)

written by Jonathan Hickman art by David Messina & Matthew Wilson

#cries and balls my fists I want their love so bad it makes me look stupid #spider-man #mary jane watson #peter parker #petermj #comics #ultimate spider man #queue

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Ultimate Spider-Man #3 (2024)

written by Jonathan Hickman art by Marco Checchetto & Matthew Wilson

#spider-man #peter parker #comics #ultimate spider man #Uuuuue it's SO good I cannot recc this enough