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#art #gf vibes 💗

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i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

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#dude the other day… I was at work and a colleague was saying something in English #and asked me about some spelling thing #and I was like oof actually I don’t think the phrase you’re using works in English #and he was like ‘yes it does’ (it totally doesn’t but that’s ok) #and this random ass girl I’ve never seen in my life was sitting in the workshop and she looks up from her laptop #and goes ‘just put it in ChatGPT’ #I think my eyes almost popped out of my head #what the fuck do you mean #also at my other job my boss wants me to use it to generate captions and titles for YouTube videos… #and yeah #it gives you a bit of a structure but the CONTENT is completely bullshit #like he was doing book recs and ChatGPT just made up what the books are about #ugh #I hate it here

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Deutsche Sprache, schwere Sprache

#😊 #I don’t go here but yes #German stuff

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ive seen so many couples caption their wedding photos with “got to marry my best friend today!”

however if dan and phil ever did that, there would be so many people saying “y’all they are NOT in a relationship. did you even read the caption? they are BEST FRIENDS!” and they would be serious too.

#💀💀 #sadly the truth #phan

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ditl poll pt2

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Have you met any tumblr friends in person?

#Sì #🥰 #so many

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It be like that sometimes

#🥰 #louis

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With the Reddit 3rd party app crackdown and the ongoing horseshit Elon Musk is pulling with "X", I realize a lot of people here might be pretty new. So I put together a quick and easy guide for using Tumblr for anyone new who might need it.

Tumblr was made by David Karp and we call him Daddy around these parts (^///^)

You are not safe from fandom-gif attacks ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

Speaking of fandoms, the tumblr fandoms are always ready to grab their [object] and go to war against the Beliebers ╰(*°▽°*)╯

The only safe refuge from fandom tumblr is with hipster tumblr. If you can get a cool alt-girl to take you under her wing, you might be safe... for now (●'◡'●)

You will watch the first episode of Supernatural... and then you're part of the Winchester family. (Or if you skip right to season 4, we don't blame you. It's where Destiel starts (*/ω＼*))

This is not a glomp-free zone ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

Use missing e. It's the only way to make Tumblr useable on Internet Explorer (this is the most popular browser and you're probably using it right now) :-D

Our only adult-supervision is John Green... and even then does that REALLY count as supervision? DFTBA! φ(゜▽゜*)♪

Just this once, everyone lives. It's bigger on the inside. Elementary, my dear Watson.

If you see Misha Collins staring at you, the polite response is "Saving people, hunting things, the family business." O.O

I might lose followers for this, but this blog supports gay rights, and yours should too (14 gifs of Sherlock and The Hobbit)

Tumblr will teach you more about the world than you'll ever learn in school. ○( ＾皿＾)っ

Tread carefully... we have teh yaoiz O.o. Oh you don't know what that means? Well let's just say... it's full of lemons here.

If you see Hannibal Lector in a flower crown, tell him it looks very nice. His boyfriend Will Graham made it for him. (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

Do not enter the dog park. The dog park will not harm you.

#can’t wait to go to tumblr university :)

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✨ twilight characters as images on my camera roll ✨

leah:

jacob:

seth:

quil and embry:

jared:

paul:

sam:

billy:

harry:

sue:

#twilight

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"we've never had sex on youtube" okay what is this then 😐

#😂😂😂 #phan

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never thought I'd live to see the day daniel howell would wrap a spikey collar necklace around phil's neck. yet here we are

#phan #literally living post-glitch-in-Matrix

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this reddit post is so good.

a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.

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DanAndPhilGames has existed for 10 slutty slutty years.

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phil is the dannie ever. no dangirl could compare to phil "first person to ever see dan's very first youtube video" lester

#!!!!!! #phan

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dan and phil puppy play spiked collar lesbian polyamory praise kink light bondage

sorry i thought this was the ao3 search bar JUST KIDDING IT'S JUST AN ACTUAL DAN AND PHIL VIDEO

#phan #ajfjakfn