every single waking moment I am haunted by the scene in Endgame where Tony refers to Morgan as his second chance.
PETER BENJAMIN PARKER WAS HIS FIRST CHANCE
It’s missing Irondad hours
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Peter finds one of his old pit-stop bags :o
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Peter, at Natasha's funeral: I need a moment with them.
Everyone: Of course. *They leave*
Peter, leaning over Natasha′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Natasha: Yeah, no shit.
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Peter: *crying*
Tony: what’s wrong??
Peter: I just realized Mr. Rogers can’t build legos
Steve: why can’t I?
Tony: yeah why can’t he???
Peter, sobbing: BECAUSE THE AGE RANGE ON THE BOX SAYS 4-99 AND HES 105
Tony:
Steve:
Steve: *clicks legos together seriously* it’s ok. I’ve done more illegal things
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Remus, getting down on one knee: Sirius, would you marry me?
Sirius: wtf no
Sirius, getting down on one knee: YOU’RE going to marry ME
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Natasha, holding a rock: Y/N just gave this to me and said, “I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock”.
Wanda: If you don’t marry them, I will.
Natasha, holding the rock close to her chest, and pointing at Wanda: Back off.
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god I love the people behind the umbrella academy so much because when Elliot came out he said he'd still be down to be Vanya but the creators were like "um we have a floating dimensional box named Christopher, we can give you one better, here's ✨VIKTOR Hargreeves✨" and I think that's really beautiful
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Thinking about how my mom tried to “seduce” my dad when they were in college together by sneaking oranges into his backpack, because she grew up food insecure and feeding someone/sharing food was a big deal with her upbringing with a lot of emotional meaning–
and meanwhile my poor dad is just convinced that he’s been haunted by some citrus poltergeist because why the fuck are there always oranges in his bag he swears he did not put there???
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Peter: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Matt: Just rip the bandage off.
Peter: It’s Wade.
Matt: Put the bandage back on.
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Wade: Petey can you do the thing?
Peter: What thing?
Wade: Y'know, the thing that makes me happy
Peter: Oh *smiles*
Wade, with heart eyes: Thanks.
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