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Brute, Emily Skaja

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A lot of what I cook is in this category of "things my husband thought would be weird but turned out to fine", e.g. ravioli soup, fennel panzanella, martini pasta, matzo chilaquiles, pizza beans, cake with a whole lemon in it, peach pizza

The other category is "food with at least 2 tablespoons of paprika in it"

#recipes #i had to save for matzo chilaquiles. Holy shit. what a concept.

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i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

#prev tags #Also. ancient rome #fascinus BABEY…!

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I only had 12 spots, so these are the 12 I picked 🤷

#charlie brown 100% #sailor moon close second bcs i think it’d be fun :-3

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i don’t watch the gay ass game of thrones yuriful divorce prequel but i believe in their beliefs

#i feel like i Should watch it. but i havent.

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drawings from paleo expedition to dagestan, done right on the trip. sometimes messy when it was cold and rainy, but i won't correct it. i think it's cool to leave it just the way it was done, and not retouch it after. there will be more drawings later, but those will be done from home

#undescribed #art

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"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

#me giving my dog edibles (DOGSAFE EDIBLES! NOT REAL EDIBLES) when i hate edibles myself. #well reall edibles in the sense they have cbd but not real edibles in the sense no human person shld eat one

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red dragon

wallpaper sizes / prints

#undescribed #dungeon meshi #oh yeah. Oh yeah #loveee the expression

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“you’ve always been more of a dog person” by t. das

#words

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#i can live w shallots for the rest of my life. but no garlic? are you kidding me? #(shallots as onion replacement) #tho i’d miss green onion soooooo bad… #polls

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Ever since i was a little girl I have wanted to fight in battle and receive a grave but concealable injury and continue fighting bravely til the end and get reunited with my comrades and then smile and cough up blood then die smiling

#things i KNOW sylvain thought about as a little kid lying in bed.

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Minstrel scene (detail), a wool and silk tapestry from Strasbourg, ca. 1500. Photo - HALI Magazine

#undescribed #medieval art #is it? medieval? #who cares. tapestry.

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70 degrees. my brother made me a frozen marg. do i pull out the ski jacket

#i’m coooold #rambles

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triptych

Rating | Explicit

Fandom | Challengers (2024)

Pairing | Art Donaldson/Tashi Donaldson/Patrick Zweig

Words | 10.2K

Summary | Tashi begins coaching Patrick—as does Art, in a way.

Link to read on AO3.

#i enjoyed this. #challengers #fic recs

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Emily

#undescribed #winter

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gay rep is like “kyaaaaaah!!! i like a boy but… i’m a boy >////<?!?!” meanwhile queerbait will be “it’s not a game for me troy. i’m seeing real lava because you’re leaving. it’s embarrassing and i don’t want to be crazy, but i am crazy so… i made a game that made you and everyone else see what i see. i don’t want it to be there either, i swear. i want you to be able to leave, but i don’t think the lava goes away until you stop leaving”

#was trobed even queerbait. like i don’t even really comprehend what happened with them. #people will be like ‘they’re best friends ❣️’ and meanwhile they’re reinacting the famous han/leia scene with abed’s potential death #as the stakes #trobed #community #like is that queerbait????? is that subtext????? is that just text??????? #community: haha gay people are funny trobed are the butt of the joke bcs of gay. #also community: and i can’t [make babies for you]? #i can’t… #also also community: voted best couple in press materials #is that homophobia? like yes but also? their relationship is integral to the show and treated seriously despite the homophobic snarks #idk. Idk. many thoughts on this. Was Trobed Queerbait. what a fuckin question #but at the same isn’t that what queerbait Is. like isn’t it just insane shit like that. yeah anyway exactly op you get it. Youuuuu get it. #no notes