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fleetsparrow · 1 day
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I'm going to eat my own eyes.
You are so close to getting it, my man, and then you just drop it off a cliff, I stg.
Man's gotta be a prescriptivist.
Like, OK, if your problem is the specific language used, then yes, technically, you did not experience The Thing as it is currently named and defined. Cool.
But if you were willing to have the conversation about the actual *meaning* of The Thing, then we agree. But it really doesn't fucking help to go "I didn't experience The Thing" and then go on to describe how you literally experienced it under a different name.
I love when people argue that things should be thought of with nuance and then immediately turn around and go "No, not you."
Great thinking. A+ work, truly.
Is "inability to be considered with nuance" part of transandrophobia? Because like !!!
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fleetsparrow · 1 day
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I love when people argue that things should be thought of with nuance and then immediately turn around and go "No, not you."
Great thinking. A+ work, truly.
Is "inability to be considered with nuance" part of transandrophobia? Because like !!!
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fleetsparrow · 2 days
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x-men’s inherent flaw in its storytelling is that it always has mutants with useful powers telling mutants with actual curses to be proud of their powers 
“you should embrace your gifts” says Orgasm Dude, the dude with the power to give anyone an orgasm
“yeah thanks” says Will Explode If He Gets A Boner Man 
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fleetsparrow · 2 days
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No, like, for real though.
In a chat that talks about "breeding that boywife" on the regular, I'M apparently too much with my actual historical gay porn.
Goddamn YMCA leather Daddy in a house of cottagecore softbois or something, smdh.
It's rough being the freakiest freak in Freakville.
But, I guess somebody has to do it.
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fleetsparrow · 2 days
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It's rough being the freakiest freak in Freakville.
But, I guess somebody has to do it.
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fleetsparrow · 3 days
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fleetsparrow · 3 days
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horrible news: in order for you to finish a wip, you have to work on that wip and not the 2543524 other wips you were brainrotting over instead of that one. more investigations at 7.
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fleetsparrow · 3 days
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Call him the royal Canadian police the way he’s getting mounted
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fleetsparrow · 7 days
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wow guys look at this totally legit new titans comic page haha i cant belive he said that hahaha
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fleetsparrow · 7 days
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fleetsparrow · 8 days
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fleetsparrow · 8 days
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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fleetsparrow · 9 days
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golly gee willikers 😨
(i havent thought of a name for fem dick help me out)
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fleetsparrow · 9 days
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TFW you want to talk about a realization about a situation, but the only people you can talk to about it are too involved in the situation....
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fleetsparrow · 9 days
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The prompts are finally here! The mods are very excited to announce the prompt list for Omega Dick Week 2024!
As we enter the creation phase, we hope you find these prompts as stimulating as we do. August can't come soon enough! (Though, if you're like us, you'll need every one of those days to create your works!)
To keep those brain juices flowing, we're also pleased to announce that we're opening a new NSFW, ship- and kink-friendly Dick Grayson server! The aim of this server is to create a place to talk about Dick in all of his bottom/omega/submissive glory. If you'd like to join, shoot us a DM and we'll get you the link!
Have any questions? Review our event Rules and check out our FAQ. If you still need answers, send us an ask!
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fleetsparrow · 10 days
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I hope everyone understands, when I say “most endangered habitat on earth”, I mean temperate grasslands.
They’re more endangered than tropical rainforests, coral reefs, the arctic tundra, all of those go-to environments that get more of the spotlight.
Where I live, maybe 25% of the prairie remains in a natural state and that number is dropping. Even these fragments are mostly missing the keystone species that maintain their health, like bison, wolves, and prairie dogs. I know this is the case for other grasslands like the pampas and steppe as well. Vast lands empty of many species that used to call them home.
If you live on temperate grasslands, hold onto them tight, because they’ve been exploited like no other land and most people don’t even know how far the devastation goes.
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fleetsparrow · 11 days
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Me: Hey, me. I just wanted to say how proud I am of us, not signing up for any exchanges this year.
Me 2: Huh, for the first time in over 5 years, we're free during Heart Attack Exchange.
Me: And I'm just so happy that we're not stressing out over due dates or—
Me 2: TIME TO DO THE SIGNING UP!
Me: ...
Me 2: Were you saying something?
Me: I'm gonna go walk us in front of a bus.
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