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(altaïr’s redemption arc was so funny)

altaïr: hi malik

malik: KILL YOURSELF!!!!

3 months later

altaïr: hi malik

malik: you are the best man to have ever set foot on this planet and i love you i forgive you for anything you have ever done and ever will do

#your honor they're a rollercoaster #assassins creed #altair ibn la'ahad #malik al sayf

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ancient roman family

mom: gaius, get over here right now!

her husband, their firstborn son, the father’s brother’s son, a handful of freedmen, three of the next-door neighbors, twenty people off the street, julius caesar off in gaul, gaius gracchus from the grave: yes?

#“marcus” was just as bad lmao #ancient rome #tagamennon

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Ref: Rosamund Hester Elizabeth Croker, later Lady Barrow, 1826. Sir Thomas Lawrence

*hops down from skateboard* good evening

Istg portrait painting practice gives you a whole new level of gratification

#might try this again. had lots of fun #portrait painting #artists on tumblr #digital art #my art

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Sims nostalgia art. My laptop can't handle it anymore and I miss my dearest grand master vampire :')

He will gladly drink from you, ignoring his vegetarian vampire mother teachings. Will he still feel guilty about it? Of course he will.

#sims #sims 4 #sims art #simblr #oc art #can you consider your own sims ocs?? #my art #artists on tumblr

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not dead, just burnt out. but hey, i made a meme! sorry for the poor choice of portraits, i was in a hurry

#CACKLING RN #hans hermann von katte #frederick the great #frederick william i #history memes

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Someone got vibe checked 2068 (slutty slutty) years ago!

He spawned on my very cluttered kitchen table! He can have that piece of cake to celebrate in exchange for 23 stab wounds more.

Actually studying for my upcoming roman history exam: ❌

Picking on my boy Julius on his death day instead: ✅

#julius caesar #ides of march #roman history #ancient rome

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The only way I can picture this happening

Translation:

Frederick II trying to convince the prussian people to eat potatoes:

🎶"these potatoes made by us

are perfect with cutlets, crunchy on the outside and soft on the inside

They are sweet and salty at the same time

When you eat them your heart goes toot toot 🚂🎶✨"

Thanks to all the time I waste on tik tok I made this

#PLS #frederick the great #prussian history #history memes

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Here comes the (birthday) boy ~ 🎶

1 note = one (1) pair of cat ears for Katte

Lineart under the cut because I really really like it. Simple as that!

Inspo: @ Pinterest

#happy birthday dear! #hans hermann von katte #artists on tumblr #my art #artwork

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#they're the cutest omg #frederick the great #hans hermann von katte #fratte #other ppls great art

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more 20s au! ☕ look at him being all fashionable with those big sad eyes

#I want to respectfully pat him on thr head #frederick the great #artists on tumblr #other ppls great art

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rough sketch i made for @scribbled-anecdotes ‘s lovely 20s au ☕️

#would you hans? #a cute and wiggly problematic boy #come on #frederick the great #hans hermann von katte #other ppls great art

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I guess it's better off as a standalone.

I've been warned by multiple people that some users are going around, scamming (had proof myself just this morning). So thanks y'all, for listening, speaking up and being here.

#free palestine #free gaza #palestine #save rafah

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LA CARROZZA NON CE LA POSSO FARE RAGA

#sanremo #sanremo 2024 #amadeus #fiorello

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Qualcuno mandi Fiorello Jackson all'Eurovision

#sanremo #sanremo 2024 #fiorello

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#can read more than one alphabet #never learned to swim

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The King of Pruffia.

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it's okay, son

#stop im going to cry #detroit become human #hank anderson #connor rk800