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goldom · 51 minutes
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COULD VERITAS RATIO BE A WORM?
the answer 😏 may surprise you
ok listen to me. a long time ago aha made a worm really smart and tried to get it into the genius society. but even though that worm was smart as hell, nous did not give a fuck about it.
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you know who else is smart as hell but nous doesnt give a fuck about?
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heh. yeah. thats right. despite many people (including himself) feeling like nous should have recognized him a loooong time ago, that computer just doesn’t care.
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now, we are left to wonder… why does nous refuse to acknowledge this man..?
i think it’s quite obvious.
my theory is that aha made a second worm really smart. and Then they made the worm into a sexy guy.
and now they’re outside nous’s window, giggling, as everyone in the universe ponders why veritas ratio is not permitted into the genius society.
“what’s wrong, nous? he’s a genius, isn’t he? let him in,” aha goads.
nous is glitching in frustration. “it’s the worm again. i know it’s the worm again.”
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goldom · 1 hour
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I made a comment to my spouse today that "you can't pretend to kill a character in act 1, then actually kill them in the finale. Well, unless you're Star Trek 2."
But now thinking about it, it feels like there is a nonzero chance of HSR lifting that sequence of events directly.
Before the release of ST2, people had heard that Spock was going to die in it. To get people to relax and enjoy the movie, he "died" early on, but it was revealed to be a simulation. Then at the end, he sacrifices himself to save the Enterprise and dies for real.
I can absolutely see Firefly's story going this way.
But if you know Star Trek, you know what happens next. Spock's body is left on a planet undergoing rapid terraforming that creates life out of nothing, and he is revived in the third movie.
And what do you know, HSR also has a place where life grows wild and death has no hold. Now given how evilly it's been portrayed, they'd have to really reverse course to finish this analogy, but what if we went there next, and in 3.2, TB gets the ol Yaoshi gaze and is able to revive Firefly. Cue To Be Continued, then they finally reunite in 3.3, along with some pretty severe consequences from the Hunt.
To be clear I do not think this is likely, nor do I want it to happen (just let her on the train and be happy), but I would love to see Stelle get full abundancepilled and just give the finger to anyone who doesn't want her reviving her gf.
Or maybe I'm just really into Forbidden Girlfriend Resurrection lately. It's romantic okay
(Another theory is that she's gonna get stellaronned like us, which cures her, but is also probably Not Good in the future.)
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goldom · 21 hours
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It happened again.
I will make these girls happy if I have to drag them through hell to get there.
A muse smacked my consciousness with this story, fully formed; I just wrote it down.
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goldom · 2 days
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memes in sumeru 👌
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goldom · 2 days
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Today I woke up with the sudden horror that the introduction of alt POVs means Hoyo could feasibly kill off our Trailblazer down the road, say by detonating our stellaron to take down Nanook.
They wouldn't, right? Give our poor girl a break.
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goldom · 2 days
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Sekai Expert AP #4 — The World is Mine [24] (5/13/24)
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goldom · 3 days
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A muse smacked my consciousness with this story, fully formed; I just wrote it down.
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goldom · 3 days
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something something dark magic
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goldom · 3 days
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“forbidden magic” my ass. no magic is forbidden. only reason its labelled that way is cuz most humans are lame asf. that and theyre tryin to keep it out of the hands of women n bad bitches. or something like that anyhow
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goldom · 3 days
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penacony quest thoughts
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goldom · 4 days
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There's (another) new message at the secret base:
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The 3 messages seen here easily fit into Sad, Angry and now Calm.
That means after next update we have to be Happy here.
You hear me, Hoyo? YOU CAN'T BREAK THE PATTERN
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goldom · 4 days
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*slaps roof of birthday cake*
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goldom · 4 days
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tried a move at the goth club last night called "open dynasty scans" I don't think it was working out but I will try again 😣
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goldom · 4 days
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I applaud the sheer anti-moral outrage in this opening
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goldom · 4 days
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if you
if you shipped Silver Wolf and Firefly you could call that GameFly
get it
like the company
just like how GameFly ships games directly to your door
(do they even still do that)
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goldom · 5 days
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Ok after all yesterday's complaints, I have to give credit:
I finished the rest of 2.2's final sequence, and the last boss is beautiful. Every part of that experience was incredible, and I almost didn't cry 😢
Little tip if anyone hasn't found it, 'cause I wouldn't have stumbled into it for months on my own: after the ending, warp to the entrance hallway of the grand theater and walk forward a bit to be given an unmarked mission that clears up a major hanging plot thread.
Actually I have one more complaint, any time Firefly isn't on screen, Stelle should be asking "where's Firefly?"
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goldom · 5 days
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Receptionist: How are you?
Me, aloud: Good.
What I'm actually thinking: Excel auto-updated and made the title bar 30px taller and gave the ribbon rounded corners, and I am not okay with this.
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