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New 2023 discourse dropped, everyone prepare yourselves accordingly

#I WISH I was rich and owned everything if I did marvel wouldn't be pumping out so much crap #god I hate antisemitism almosy as much as I hate idoits on the internet #tho i guess those two like line up #antisemitism #i'm jewish

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The owner of The Wandering Inn has seen it all.

That's what he says to all who enter. And it's true.

He has seen it all.

He's seen humanoid octopuses on a honeymoon, a group of traveling harpy musicians, a team of mages and warlocks coming in for a place to sleep after a field trip, a herd of unicorns....

Everything.

So much so that he just started Journaling it all. Every last experience. And he tells his favorites to all who ask.

"Do you have any stories?" A small child or elderly patron will ask.

"Quite a bit. I've got some in this journal here." The innkeeper would respond.

"Can you read me some?"

And so he would. Sometimes, he'd tell daring stories of weary travelers getting attacked by a gigantic monster or of a duel between two super heroes who have beef with each other. Younger kids loved these stories the most, always saying "Yes, and?" to see what happened next.

But other times, he'd tell other stories. Stories that didn't have fights, battles, or any of that sort. Sometimes, he'd tell his favorites.

These stories were more slice of life, more wholesome than those action ones. He'd tell them to elderly and older folk, looking for a calm tale, along with teenagers and college age adults. These stories would consist of sweet stuff, like a group of elderly friends celebrating on their birthdays, or a couple in their mid-30s on their honeymoon. Family vacations, dads hanging out with their kids, bakers and chefs giggling about a food convention.

These would always be the innkeeper's favorites.

You are the proprietor of “The Wandering Inn”, a tavern and guest house that appears sporadically to travellers in different worlds across the multiverse. You keep a journal on all of the weird, wonderful and disturbing visitors you’ve fed and lodged.

#writing #wrote this in the middle of my study center so sorry if its not high quality #this was just for fun and i really enjoyed writing it!

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Hopeful minds, lost dreams....

My warrior cats ocs! Their the silliest <3

(From left to right, Auburnpaw, Darkpaw, Mousepaw, and Spotpaw)

#artjolly #warrior cats #warrior cats oc #ocs #spotpaw #Auburnpaw #darkpaw #mousepaw

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if you rb pls tag where your from and which ones you did! i live in texas and we did fire, tornado, shooter, and nuclear (there is a nuclear power plant near where i grew up and the plan was to hide under our desks and clench)

#we did fire and tornado drills along with active shooter drills #we call them lockdowns tho #we also do a hold drill #its essentially where the teachers hold students in case somebody is being medically evacuated #they will also use these holds as an excuse to get rid of anybody in possession of a firearm #fun fact one of those holds was used to apprehend a student with a fake firearm and nobody was told about until well after school #like we had to figure things out via rumors and let me tell you it was not fun #most people think of holds as just drills and i remember this one kid saying he just walked around the school while it happened like #being told what was happening would've been nice ig

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It's another hyperspecific poll.

#can play musicak instrument and imagines silly little characters #i play violin and I LOVE my ocs

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#ERIC CARTMAN WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT #ALSO LIKE THOSE PEOPLE HAVE KYLE PROFILE PIC A CHARACTER WHO IS CANONICALLY JEWISH #LIKE WAT

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YOU hates terfs

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Crash

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Crash

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big day today

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#they living in matza

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Go check out my Ever After High blog, it's pretty neat over there!

Apple White 🍎

Bringing this account back with a redesign! I got into the swing of catifying these lovely gals after watching a certain Ever After High video by Negative Legend, and it's nice seeing how my art style has grown!

#artjolly #ever after high #design #apple white

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Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

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feel free to specify what they’re for in the notes !

#2 #one for my webcomic Deep Blue which you should all check out #and one for an inactive catifying Ever After high #moght revive the ever after high 1 idk #deep blue

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Help I'm on the bus, and their are people like kissing near the bus, like guys what's so romantic about a bunch of yellow school busses, and the smell of GAS

#gasoline

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@NintendoAmerica: As of late March 2023, it will no longer be possible to make Nintendo eShop purchases for the Wii U and the Nintendo 3DS family of systems.

Hack your 3DS. Hack your Wii U. It's easy and fun, and you will gain access to so much shit, you will not lose access to one of the largest generational game libraries, you can access even older games.

It is always morally correct to pirate Nintendo games. Fuck them.

#save #gonna do this as soon as I find my 3ds