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Introducing Whumpcember 2022!
Everyone's heard of Whumptober or Febuwhump, Angstpril or Sicktember, but get ready for Whumpcember! Whumpcember is pretty much exactly like Whumptober or Febuwhump, except in December.
Whumpcember is born out of a love of monthly whump challenges but with zero time to complete them. I also want to complete these challenges, but never have the time! So I came to realize that, from an American perspective, December is the month I get the most time off. So, I decided to create this event for people who have too much time in December, but so little across the other 12 months. Of course, this is most definitely an American experience and not universal; so if you don't have free time during December it is still perfectly alright to participate! This event was just made to cure my December boredom, and anyone else's.
Now after that ramble, onto the actual rules:
Prompts should be answered with whump as the main focus (i'll let angst slide though, since it's similar enough to whump)
Fanfic! Gif! Text post! Fanart! Fan video! Any piece of media that you can possibly make that has whump counts!
You can use the prompts any time! Don't feel the need to rush
Though, prompts answered during December will most likely be reblogged
Post anywhere! AO3, Wattapad, Tumblr, or even Fanfic.Net! So as long as you make a Tumblr post with a link to the answered prompt it may be reblogged.
When posting onto Tumblr you can either @/ the blog or tag with #whumpcember2022 and the day's tag, such as #whumpcember2022 day1
Don't forget to add any warnings necessary, such as NSFW or sexual content
At the end of the month a masterpost will go out to all participants and a badge you can save stating that you are either a participant or completionist. In order to be on the masterpost though, you will have to fill out a google form at the end of month; don't worry it'll take two minutes!
I hope everyone has a fun time during the event! And if you have any questions shoot me an ask through the ask box!
(this is also my first year running this event, expect a hiccup or two)
Written Prompt List Below
-Main Prompts-
Day 1: Hypothermia
Day 2: Avalanche
Day 3: Storm
Day 4: Shortness of Breath
Day 5: “I hate you!”
Day 6: Separated
Day 7: Scars
Day 8: Faked Death
Day 9: Sacrifice
Day 10: “I won’t leave you”
Day 11: Clothing That Doesn’t Fit
Day 12: Broken Bone
Day 13: Fear of the Unknown
Day 14: Shaking
Day 15: “You’re A Monster”
Day 16: Bad Luck
Day 17: Icy Deep
Day 18: Betrayal
Day 19: Electricity
Day 20: “It’s Too Late”
Day 21: Self-Hate
Day 22: Closing In
Day 23: Stumbling
Day 24: Anticipation
Day 25: “Shouldn’t You Be Happy?”
Day 26: Free Falling
Day 27: Crash Landing
Day 28: Explosion
Day 29: Failure
Day 30: The End Is Nigh
Day 31: Slow Healing
-Alts-
Alt 1. Nightmares
Alt 2. Desperation
Alt 3. Deal With The Devil
Alt 4. Accidental Injury
Alt 5. “I Won’t Help You”
Alt 6. Revenge
Alt 7. Lashing Out
Alt 8. Secrets
Alt 9. On The Run
Alt 10. “I Would Die For You”
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Welcome!
My name is Castor and this is my Loki fanfic side blog!
Frostiron fanfics: @headempty-onlyfrostiron
Umbrella Academy fanfics: @theacademywithumbrellas
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Update: All MerMay prompts that have to do with Frostiron (Most of them) will go onto my other blog, @headempty-onlyfrostiron
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Seaweed
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: M/M
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe | Thor (Movies) | Iron Man (Movies)
Relationship: Loki/Tony Stark
Characters: Loki (Marvel) | Tony Stark | Obadiah Stane
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Merpeople | Merman Loki (Marvel) | MerMay | Loki Needs a Hug (Marvel) | POV Tony Stark | Tony Stark is Bad With Emotions | Ambiguous/Open Ending
Words: 372
A/N: Sequel to "Tony Stark VS The Ocean"
Summary:
Tony can't wait to see Loki again.
(MerMay 2022: Day 1 - Seaweed)
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MerMay 2022
I LOVE mermaids, and have read probably every single Mermaid!Loki fic, but I couldn't find any real prompts for Mermay like with Whumptober, so I am making my own. Free to use for yourself! But please don't claim as your own.
MerMay 2022
Day 1: Seaweed
Day 2: Reef
Day 3: Scales
Day 4: Shells
Day 5: Blue
Day 6: Singing
Day 7: Treasure
Day 8: Sunken Ship
Day 9: Drowning
Day 10: Pirate
Day 11: Monster
Day 12: Sand
Day 13: Cold
Day 14: Captured
Day 15: Magic
Day 16: Stolen
Day 17: Sharp
Day 18: Blood
Day 19: Murky
Day 20: Fear
Day 21: Tide
Day 22: Wave
Day 23: Moon
Day 24: Beach
Day 25: Glow
Day 26: Rainbow
Day 27: Gold
Day 28: Discovery
Day 29: Rocks
Day 30: Sea Foam
Day 31: Entranced
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FEBUCLOWN 2022 HALL OF FAME
frankly, more important than febuwhump itself is the march 1st bonus day: febuclown. a rejected prompt, febuclown was the forgotten child of the febuwhump event, but my personal favourite part of the month. thank you to the 12 people who took part. thank you especially to that one person who decorated clown biscuits - you understood the spirit of the day
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Febuwhump2022 Masterlist
Day 1: Even Gods Get Concussed.
Warnings: Vomiting | Panic Attacks.
Words: 532.
Day 2: There is no word for a parent who loses a child. That’s how awful the loss is.
Warnings: Death | Vomiting | Suicidal Thoughts/Attempt | Self-Harm/Self-Hate | Grief/Mourning.
Words: 1468.
Day 3: i'm the puppet, she's the puppeteer.
Warnings: Mind Control | Loki Related Issues.
Words: 1847.
Day 4: Run Boy Run (This World Is Not Made For You).
Warnings: Death | Sexism | Blood/Violence | Almost Harm To Children.
Words: 1883.
Day 5: Here's the thing: I can't do anything right (Try as I absolutely totally might).
Warnings: Stitches/Needles | Blood | Injury | Memory Loss | Implied Torture.
Words: 706.
Day 6: When A Jotun Gets Hypothermia.
Warnings: Fantasy Racism | Hypothermia | Self-Esteem Issues.
Words: 325.
Day 7: I wasn't dead when they found me, watch as they pull me down.
Warnings: Implied Rape | Torture | Blood/Gore | Dark.
Words: 623.
Day 8: Metal Burned His Skin.
Warnings: Amputation | Blood/Gore.
Words: 162.
Day 9: Kidnapping? No, It's Surprise Adoption.
Warnings: POV Odin | Fantasy Racism | Dehumanization.
Words: 157.
Day 16: i love to watch the castles burn, these golden ashes turn to dirt. Warnings: Dark | Death | Blood/Injury/Violence | Suicidal Thoughts. Words: 467.
Day 23: And we'll be carrying each other, until we say goodbye on our dying day.
Warnings: Death | Grief/Mourning | Blood/Injury.
Words: 678.
Bonus Day!: Never Show Loki IT.
Warnings: Crack | Clowns
Words: 181
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Never Show Loki IT
Rating: General Audiences
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: Gen
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Relationship: Jarvis (Iron Man movies) & Loki
Characters: Loki (Marvel) | Jarvis (Iron Man movies) | Tony Stark | Clint Barton | Thor (Marvel) | Avengers Team
Additional Tags: Crack | The Avengers all live in the tower | Not Canon Compliant | Clowns | Stephen King's IT References | POV Loki (Marvel)
Words: 181
Summary:
Loki and Jarvis prank The Avengers.
(Febuwhump2022: Bonus Day - Clowns)
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Febuwhump2022 Masterlist
Day 1: Even Gods Get Concussed.
Warnings: Vomiting | Panic Attacks.
Words: 532.
Day 2: There is no word for a parent who loses a child. That’s how awful the loss is.
Warnings: Death | Vomiting | Suicidal Thoughts/Attempt | Self-Harm/Self-Hate | Grief/Mourning.
Words: 1468.
Day 3: i'm the puppet, she's the puppeteer.
Warnings: Mind Control | Loki Related Issues.
Words: 1847.
Day 4: Run Boy Run (This World Is Not Made For You).
Warnings: Death | Sexism | Blood/Violence | Almost Harm To Children.
Words: 1883.
Day 5: Here's the thing: I can't do anything right (Try as I absolutely totally might).
Warnings: Stitches/Needles | Blood | Injury | Memory Loss | Implied Torture.
Words: 706.
Day 6: When A Jotun Gets Hypothermia.
Warnings: Fantasy Racism | Hypothermia | Self-Esteem Issues.
Words: 325.
Day 7: I wasn't dead when they found me, watch as they pull me down.
Warnings: Implied Rape | Torture | Blood/Gore | Dark.
Words: 623.
Day 8: Metal Burned His Skin.
Warnings: Amputation | Blood/Gore.
Words: 162.
Day 9: Kidnapping? No, It's Surprise Adoption.
Warnings: POV Odin | Fantasy Racism | Dehumanization.
Words: 157.
Day 16: i love to watch the castles burn, these golden ashes turn to dirt. Warnings: Dark | Death | Blood/Injury/Violence | Suicidal Thoughts. Words: 467.
Day 23: And we'll be carrying each other, until we say goodbye on our dying day.
Warnings: Death | Grief/Mourning | Blood/Injury.
Words: 678.
Bonus Day!: Never Show Loki IT.
Warnings: Crack | Clowns
Words: 181
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And we'll be carrying each other, until we say goodbye on our dying day.
Rating: Mature
Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence | Major Character Death
Category: Gen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe | Thor (Movies)
Relationship: Loki & Thor (Marvel)
Characters: Loki (Marvel) | Thor (Marvel) | Sif (Marvel) | Odin (Marvel) | Warriors Three (Marvel) | Frigga | Freyja (Marvel)|
Additional Tags: Grief/Mourning | Thor Dies (Marvel) | Pre-Thor (2011) | Time Skips | Character Death | POV Loki (Marvel) | Loki Needs a Hug (Marvel) | Blood and Injury | Odin's Bad Parenting (Marvel) | Loki Has Issues (Marvel) | King Loki (Marvel) | Brotherly Angst
A/N: Song
Words: 678
Summary:
Loki couldn't save Thor in time.
(Febuwhump 2022: Day 23 - "Don't Leave!"
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i love to watch the castles burn, these golden ashes turn to dirt
Rating: Mature
Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence | Major Character Death
Category: Gen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe | Norse Religion & Lore
Relationship: Loki & Loki's Children (Marvel)
Characters: Loki (Marvel) | Thor (Marvel) | Heimdall (Marvel)
Additional Tags: References to Norse Religion & Lore | Alternate Norse Religion & Lore | Protective Loki (Marvel) | BAMF Loki (Marvel) | POV Loki (Marvel) | Loki Has Issues (Marvel) | Dark Loki (Marvel) | End of the World | Ragnarok | Dark | Character Death | Blood and Injury | Violence | this is purely self-indulgent | Suicidal Thoughts | ive been waiting to use this song lyric forever | Title from Play With Fire by Sam Tinnesz
A/N: Song.
Words: 467
Summary:
Loki mocks Thor at the end of the world.
(Febuwhump 2022: Day 16 - "Does That Hurt?")
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Kidnapping? No, It's Surprise Adoption
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: Gen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe | Thor (Movies)
Relationship: Loki & Odin
Characters: Odin (Marvel) | Loki (Marvel)
Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously | POV Odin (Marvel) | Unreliable Narrator | Fantastic Racism | Dehumanization | Kidnapping | Kid Loki (Marvel) | Minor Character Death
Words: 157
Summary:
Odin "adopts" Loki
(Febuwhump 2022: Day 9 -Kidnapped)
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Metal Burned His Skin
Rating: Mature
Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Category: Gen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe | Thor (Movies)
Characters: Loki (Marvel) | The Other (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
Additional Tags: Amputation | Blood | Blood and Gore | Hurt Loki (Marvel) | Loki Needs a Hug (Marvel)
Words: 162
Summary:
Thanos doesn’t use anesthesia.
(Febuwhump 2022: Day 8 - No Anesthesia)
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I wasn't dead when they found me, watch as they pull me down
Rating: Mature
Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence | Rape/Non-Con
Category: Other
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe | Thor (Movies)
Relationship: Loki (Marvel)/Other(s)
Characters: Loki (Marvel) | The Other (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
Additional Tags: Rape/Non-con Elements | Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con | no actual rape | Torture | Blood | Gore | Hurt Loki (Marvel) | Loki Has Issues (Marvel) | POV Loki (Marvel) | Loki Needs a Hug (Marvel) | Poor Loki (Marvel) | Suicidal Thoughts | Pre-Avengers (2012) | Blood and Torture | title from How Not To Drown by CHVRCHES | Dark | Unethical Experimentation
Words: 623
A/N: Song. PLEASE READ THE TAGS!!!
Summary:
The Chitauri like to experiment on Loki.
(Febuwhump 2022: Day 7 - Used As An Experiment)
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The Chitauri chattered around him, their claws scraping against the stone walls. He flinched as one got close, their hot breath heavy on his face.
Loki hadn’t known how long he spent in the hands of Thanos, some moments he felt like he had spent all his life there, but he knew he hadn’t; he knew he had a life before Thanos.
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#febuwhump2022#febuwhumpday7#febuwhump#loki#loki fanfic#loki fanfiction#loki fic#idk writes#loki angst#PLEASE READ THE AO3 TAGS SINCE I CANT TAG THIS POST SINCE IT WILL GET BLOCKED ON IOS
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When A Jotun Gets Hypothermia
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Category: Gen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe | Thor (Movies)
Character: Loki (Marvel)
Additional Tags: Fantastic Racism | POV Loki (Marvel) | Loki Has Issues (Marvel) | Loki Needs a Hug (Marvel) | Hypothermia | Ambiguous/Open Ending | Self-Esteem Issues | Odin's Bad Parenting (Marvel) | Pre-Thor (2011)
Words: 325
A/N: This is way shorter than I wanted, so there will be a sequel. @febuwhump
Summary:
Loki travels to Jotunheim to find a Jotun to stop Thor's coronation, but instead gets stuck in a snowstorm.
(Febuwhump 2022: Day 6 - Hypothermia)
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Loki walked through the desolate wasteland the Frost Giants called home, he knew it was a terrible idea to go to Asgard’s enemies to stop Thor’s coronation; but nothing he said to Mother or the Allfather changed their minds.
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Here's the thing: I can't do anything right (Try as I absolutely totally might)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Category: Gen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe | Thor (Movies)
Relationships: Gamora & Loki (Marvel) | Loki & Nebula (Marvel)
Characters: Loki (Marvel) | Gamora (Marvel) | Nebula (Marvel)
Additional Tags: Adopted Sibling Relationship | Protective Siblings | Hurt Loki (Marvel) | POV Loki (Marvel) | Loki Needs a Hug (Marvel) | Loki Gets a Hug (Marvel) | Protective Gamora (Marvel) | Gamora Is a Good Bro (Marvel) | Nebula Feels (Marvel) | Nebula Has Issues (Marvel) | Nebula Angst (Marvel) | Loki Angst (Marvel) | Stitches | Blood | Injury | Needles | Child of Thanos Loki (Marvel) | Touch-Starved | Memory Loss | Implied/Referenced Torture | title from Sweet Hibiscus Tea by Penelope Scott
Words: 706
A/N: Song. @febuwhump
Summary:
Proxima likes to beat Loki up, Gamora helps him.
(Febuwhump 2022: Day 5 - "Let Me See")
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“Let me see,” Gamora held out her hands, a roll of gauze held tightly in her hand. Her face was impassive, an important skill to master when you were a child of Father, but the white-knuckled grip she had on the gauze betrayed her anxiety.
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#febuwhump2022#febuwhumpday5#febuwhump#loki fanfiction#loki#loki fanfic#loki fic#loki angst#idk writes
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Run Boy Run (This World Is Not Made For You)
Rating: Mature
Archive Warning: Major Character Death
Category: F/M
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe | Thor (Movies) | Norse Religion & Lore
Relationships: Loki/Sigyn (Marvel) | Loki & Loki's Children (Marvel)
Characters: Loki (Marvel) | Sigyn (Marvel) | Thor (Marvel) | Odin (Marvel) | Hela (Marvel) | Jormungand (Marvel) | Fenrir (Marvel)
Additional Tags: Protective Loki (Marvel) | Loki Has Issues (Marvel) | POV Loki (Marvel) | Loki Needs a Hug (Marvel) | Kissing | Developing Relationship | im aro so excuse the way the romance is written | Character Death | Blood | Romance | Bittersweet Ending | Odin's Bad Parenting (Marvel) | Thor is a Good Bro (Marvel) | Thor is a jerk | Time Skips | Secret Children | Secret Marriage | Period-Typical Sexism | Asgard's general suckiness
Words: 1883
A/N: Song. @febuwhump
Summary:
Loki and Sigyn fall in love, Odin ruins that.
(Febuwhump 2022: Day 4 - "I'll Never Forgive You")
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There are many that despise Loki, and there are many that Loki despise in return, so it was a shock when someone walked up to him during a feast.
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#febuwhump#febuwhump2022#febuwhumpday4#loki#loki fanfic#loki fanfiction#idk writes#loki fic#loki angst#loki/sigyn#logyn fanfic#loki/sigyn fanfic#loki x sigyn#logyn
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