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love to collect fake comments from social media based horror films
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every time marth features in a new fire emblem game, they make him 10x as bishie-fied as the last iteration, which is hysterical but now i just feel like im looking at a different character.
this is what 32 years does to a mf.
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every star wars alien is so good and then there’s
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today i discovered that not everyone calls kids in pigtails "dual aft pigtails" bc thats what my DAD called them. hes a pilot. dual aft refers to a type of tail on an airplane to cut resistance. whenever he did my hair in pigtails as a kid he would put them at the right angle so they qualified as dual aft. what a fuckign nerd
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patrick bateman: *licks a strawberry icecream he got from an icecream truck* hm yummy ice cream
his internal monologue: look at me . eating processed flavoring. There is no strawberry in here. It’s but a pastiche of the real deal. An ice cream with artificial flavoring, a momentary joy. Tested countless times in a lab, masquerading as if it’s authentic, genuine. Me and a strawberry icecream are alike in that sense: gentle on the outside, palatable and unassuming. The only difference is that I don’t come with nutrition facts advising of any warning signs concerned parents will scan over, and by the time I strike, itll be too late
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A nine tailed kitsune but all the tails are those floating inflatable men you see outside car dealerships
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im not religious, but naruto...if you're out there...
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That’s me in the corner!
That’s me in the cor
ner!
Losing my re-
corner!
Trying c o r n e r t h a t ’ s m
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