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ben: bro i'm sorry i said "good game" after we had sex
#im sure a million people have made this exact post#ben drowned#creepypasta#incorrect creepypasta quotes#incorrect quotes#source: tumblr
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toby: you're in pain? lemme get ya with the 2x4, you won't feel anything
#creepypasta#incorrect creepypasta quotes#incorrect quotes#ticci toby#toby rogers#source: it's always sunny in philadelphia
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jeff: why my parents so old and stupid fuck off
slenderman: honor your father and your mother
jeff: gargle my dick and balls
#jeff the killer#jeffrey woods#jeff woods#slenderman#creepypasta#incorrect creepypasta quotes#incorrect quotes#my post
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I forgot if I already asked this but please do a EJxJeff headcanons! Thank you!
!!!!! i am so late im so sorry!!!!!! tumblr doesnt like to give me notifications!!!!!!
anyway
jack is always cold, and jeff runs hot. he likes to hold jacks hands and cuddle to keep him cozy.
jack is one of like. 2 people allowed to wear jeffs white hoodie
jeff has issues with nightmares and insomnia, and jack is a huge comfort to him. as a demon, he doesnt need to sleep as much as a human, so he stays up with jeff when he cant sleep and consoles him after bad dreams
theyre both trans masc and very good at picking up when the other is feeling dysphoric, and will do little like. affirming things to help ie. "hey cool and awesome Boyfriend of mine, can you reach that for me? god youre so Tall and Rugged and Sexy."
jeff fucking loves that jack is taller than him. he towers over pretty much everyone, but jacks even taller and it makes him feel safe
jeff loves to cook, and hes always trying to push the bounds of what exactly jack can eat. usually, as long as the dish is mainly human flesh, he can keep it down. have they gotten their plates mixed up before? absolutely.
jeff also has issues with dermatillomania, and jack is good at keeping an eye on what jeffs hands are doing when he gets worked up
jack likes to play with jeffs hair. he had long hair as a kid, so he knows how to braid
sometimes they just lay in bed late at night and talk about their trauma together and its super therapeutic
#creepypasta#eyeless jack#jeff the killer#jeff woods#jeffjack#jeff the killer x eyeless jack#my post#hcs
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slenderman: listen. i'm tired of you guys saying i kidnap people all the time. they're surprise adoptions. completely different
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Does Toby have a Kesha poster in his room? What an Icon.
Toby: Hell yeah, I have a Kesha poster! I loved Rainbow, but Cannibal is her best album in my opinion.
Jeff: Toby.
Toby: What? I saw my name!
Jeff: Get out. And turn the fuckin’ light back off.
Toby: No way, it’s my room, I can be in here if I want. And apparently your followers wanna hear about me too, look, there’s another one about me–! Wait! What’s that one?
Toby: “Jack?” Like, “he’s so hot and cool and tall, Toby oh my god he learned to play my favorite song, I’m fucking dying,” Jack? That Jack?
Jeff: Oh my fuckin’ god, shut your fuckin’ mouth. I’ll burn all your bandannas.
Toby: You don’t scare me, gaywad.
Jeff: Can we PLEASE talk ‘bout literally anythin’ else?
Toby: Ok, fine. Can I answer the other ask about me?
Jeff: Yeah, sure, whatever, I guess.
Toby: Lit.
Toby: Yeah!! Can’t you see the resemblance?
Jeff: We’re both adopted, dumbass.
Toby: You guys might’ve heard of our dad. He’s kind of a big deal.
Jeff: He’s a big nerd, is what he is.
Toby: But, uh, yeah, we’re adopted. Me and Jeff have been brothers for, like, uh… Six years?
Jeff: Yeah. Ha, you were so goddamn needy back then. Scared of everythin’, no clue who the hell you were, too fucked up to make a sandwich by yourself.
Toby: Hey! I was severely injured! I got burned!
Jeff: Me too, bitch, y’aint special. At least I know my last name.
Toby: Ok, Mr. The Killer.
(Toby is now available for questions!)
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Jeff: And what about it? Fuck off.
Jeff: Not. Technically… Or at all. I don’t think I’m his type. He seems like the kind of guy that likes, I dunno, dudes who can hold down a job and don’t punch holes in the walls of the apartments they share with their ex boyfriend and their ex boyfriend’s girlfriend, and then get kicked out of said apartment and then have to move back home, except their dad gave their old room to a fucking proxy so they have to sleep on the couch and update their blog from their brother’s bedroom.
Toby: Dude, are you done being emo in my room? I need to finish packing.
Jeff: GOD, I’LL BE DONE IN A MINUTE!
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jeff: can you grab me some coke from the store? i'm outta root beer
toby: ok wait do you want coke or root beer??
jeff: i just said i wanted root beer?
toby: then why did you say coke first??
jeff: like.. just coke in general. the concept of coke
toby: do you mean Fucking soda?
jeff: SORRY IM NOT A FUCKIN YANKEE
#get it because 2015 jeff is southern#jeff the killer#jeffrey woods#ticci toby#toby rogers#creepypasta#ive been thinking about this all night
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Jeff: Uhhh. Hey. The name’s Jeff.
Jeff: Basically… I’m doing this to record some shit. Me and my friends are going on a road trip in a couple days, and I want us all to be able to look back on it in the future. Plus, I think it might help me work through some shit, but that’s just an added bonus.
Jeff: So, uh. Yeah.
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Who all is going on the road trip??
Jeff: Well, obviously, your royal sexiness is going. And then there’s my friends:
Jeff: These two are Ben and Toby. Ben’s my roommate, and my best friend since I was like… 15. And Toby’s my little brother. They’ve been dating for about a month now, I think.
Jeff: And then there’s Jack… He’s pretty much the reason we’re doing this. He always wanted to see California when he was a kid, and then, uh… Some stuff happened, and he never got to go, so we’re going now.
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tim: toby would throw himself in front of a car for you
ben: toby would throw himself in front of a car for fun
#creepypasta#incorrect creepypasta quotes#incorrect quotes#ben drowned#ticcidrowned#tim wright#source: idk i saw an mbav post with. this lmao#my post
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toby: storm coming? hatchet coming!
#creepypasta#ticci toby#incorrect creepypasta quotes#incorrect quotes#my post#source: it's always sunny in philadelphia
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ben: i'm bored, somebody wanna argue with me?
jeff: wind waker is better than majora’s mask
ben: ok i was just joking but you know what? fuck you for real
#shxhshd i think im funny#jeff the killer#ben drowned#incorrect creepypasta quotes#creepypasta#incorrect quotes#source: tumblr#also got a lil pasta monsters ref in there..#my post#i literally just realized that i wrote loz instead of majora im a dumbass
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liu, to jeff: let's tell each other secrets. i'll go first. i. hate you.
#liu woods#homicidal liu#i think this is my first liu post#incorrect creepypasta quotes#creepypasta#incorrect quotes#my post#source: vine
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toby: this is child abuse!
ben: tobias i am the same age as you.
toby: a child can abuse another child!!
ben: this just in: we're all child abusers i guess
#toby rogers#ticci toby#ben drowned#incorrect creepypasta quotes#creepypasta#incorrect quotes#my post#source: an old fanfic i was writing years ago#i have no idea if i came up with it or if its from something else rip
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masky: if this smells like piss, i'm gonna hit you
toby: ok
masky:
masky: IT'S FUCKING PISS. DUDE YOU ARE SO GROSS. HOODIE WHY DO YOU LET HIM DO THIS
hoodie: i can't stop him, i've tried
#incorrect creepypasta quotes#creepypasta#incorrect quotes#marble hornets#tim wright#masky#ticci toby#toby rogers#brian thomas#hoodie#my post#source: shane dawson
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