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Thanisson: Look under there! Mitaka: Under where? Thanisson: You fool. You absolute buffoon. You are such a monumental idiot that you don't even realize what you just said. I am a verbal magician--

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outfit design set: rave fashion for jedi

#god imagine being at a rave on like #coruscant or something #and a fucking JEDI walks in dressed like THIS #u know it's about to get crazy #not an incorrect quote

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do yall think the first order army and navy dunk on each other

#we know they have inter-ship rivalry what about inter-service rivalry #(hux voice) wow i can't believe the knights of ren are so annoying they've managed to upstage the navy as the biggest LOSERS in the order

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Hux: What do you think of this caf sampler pack?

Opan: That's a good selection. Very high-end.

Hux: This will be a perfect birthday gift for General Pryde.

Opan: ...Pryde?

Hux: Yeah, he drinks that absolute garbage free caf in the break room.

Opan: Don't you hate Pryde? Why would you get him a nice birthday gift?

Hux: Because after this, he'll know what real caf tastes like and he won't be able to go back. He'll have to brew his own each morning, cutting into his rest shift. This gift will waste hours of his time per year.

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the way neither hemlock nor nala se are capable of speaking at a volume higher than 1 (one) decibel

#speak UP you two! none of your subordinates can hear you give orders! #on a scale from royce hemlock to armitage hux how loud are you #not an incorrect quote

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Phasma: Would you like something to drink? I've got tea, caf, spiders, Dr. Pepper--

Brendol: Spiders?

Phasma: Spiders it is, then.

Brendol: No, that's not--

Phasma: (already pouring a glass of spiders)

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Peavey: If I see the word "gaslight" one more time, I'm leaving the holonet forever.

Hux: You're not even seeing it that much. Stop making things up.

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Hux: You've got to use reverse psychology. Kylo: Ugh, that sounds dumb and complicated. Hux: ...Fine, then! Don't use reverse psychology! Kylo: Fuck you, you can't tell me what to do, I'll use reverse psychology if I want to--

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Peavey at another bridge officer's funeral: (tearing up) How could you do this...we're so understaffed...

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Hux: "They'll never find your body" is such a boring threat. I think a better threat would be, "they'll never stop finding your body." Phasma: "They'll be finding pieces of your body for at least four months, and you'll still be alive for three of them." Hux: Now that's threatening.

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Hux: I can't believe you assassinated our Supreme Leader! Kylo: Well, "assassinated" implies I had political motives. I actually just killed him because he was kind of a dick and that's just how the Dark Side works. So technically, I just murdered him. Hux: That's not better.

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finding out Anakin was 23 years old when he became Vader was so crazy to me. he should've been at the club

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characters who view themselves as tools/weapons first and people second... characters who martyr themselves for a cause because they think that's the only way they can be worth something... characters who push themselves past their breaking point again and again and again... characters for whom devotion and masochism are inseparable... characters whose self-sacrifice becomes self-annihilation...... what was my point again? i had a point. anyway.

#hux is this in the most evil and fucked up way and i could write essays about it i tell you. essays #not an incorrect quote

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Hux: Where are you from? Kylo: Chandrila. Hux: ...I'm sorry. Kylo, slightly louder: Chandrila! Hux: Oh no, I heard you. And I'm sorry.

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Hux: Phasma got banned from the buffet. Phasma: They shouldn't have said "all you can eat" if they didn't really mean "all you can eat." Cardinal: Phasma, you ate a chair!

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Hux: If you hear me suddenly breathe deeply, it's not because I'm annoyed. It's because I sometimes forget to breathe.

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people in the star wars fandom: the sequels are so dumb and stupid i miss the eu, which was badass and cool and not stupid

the eu:

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