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kiss a gay ghost girl this christmas
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Tara: The only bad thing about being a lesbian is that beautiful women have the power to kill me with a single look.
Morgan: *smiles*
Tara: Oh fuck.
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Tara: It’s really muggy outside today.
Maddie: If I go outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m going to kill you.
Tara: *sips tea from a bowl*
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Maddie: Abby, help me with this zipper.
Abigail: Of course.
Maddie:
Maddie: UP, Abby.
Abigail: Right, sorry.
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Evelyn: I’ll help you.
Tara: See Morgan? There is good in every person.
Evelyn: But I want it to be known it’s for selfish reasons.
Tara: Why would you want that to be known?!
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thank you cybirdpunk for my life
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Abigail: Let’s play 20 questions.
Maddie: Okay then, what’s your favorite color?
Abigail: Friday. My turn, are you single?
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Tara: *Does something stupid*
Maddie, leaning over to Morgan: Are you absolutely sure you want this one? We can get you a better one.
Morgan: *Sighs in defeat* I want that one.
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Maddie: We need to talk about your professionalism.
Tara, standing on a chair: Those are some brave words for someone standing in lava.
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Tara, trying to open a pickle jar: HRRNGH
Tara: *hands it to Morgan* Open it. It’s impossible.
Morgan: *throws it on the ground, smashing it*
Morgan: Done.
Tara: ...I love you.
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Police Officer: You’re under arrest for reckless driving for having three people riding on one motorbike.
Morgan: Goddammi- wait, three?
Police Officer: ...yes?
Tara: Oh my god!
Abigail: Maddie fell off!
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Tara: Hit or miss... I guess you never miss, huh...
Evelyn: Shoot her again.
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Maddie: Tara, you're even later then I am...
Tara: Sorry, I was doing "things".
Morgan: I'm "things".
Abigail: You too?
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Abigail: Why are Morgan and Tara sitting with their backs to each other?
Maddie: They had a fight.
Abigail: But they’re holding hands???
Maddie: Tara gets sad when they fight.
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Tara: Welcome to Taranormal! Today we’re trying out different hair products!
Morgan: *sprays hairspray directly into Tara’s mouth*
Tara: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one isn’t very good.
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Tara: This sounds like a very risky and gay plan.
Abigail: So this will be our course of action?
Tara: I thought that was an obvious answer.
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