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Hong, putting his head on Li Yong’s lap: Tell me I’m pretty 🥺

Li Yong, lovingly stroking his hair: You’re pretty fucking annoying, that’s what you are.

#submission #Hong #Li Yong #incorrect quotes #Hong x li Yong

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Hong, staring at Li Yong: I’m keeping my eyes on the thighs!

Ah Sahm: Wait, what?

Hong: Prize! My eyes are on the prize!

#submission #Hong #ah sahm #incorrect quotes #Ah Sahm x Hong

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Hong: *Groaning in pain* Ahhh…why did I eat so much??

Ah Sahm: The sign said “All you can eat” and you took it as a challenge.

#submission #hong #ah sahm

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Nellie: Ah Toy sometimes talks in her sleep, it’s adorable.

Ah Toy, sleeping: Fight me…You motherfucker…Square up…I think the fuck not…

#submission #nellie davenport #ah toy x nellie #ah toy

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Nellie: I’m cold.

Ah Toy: Oh no, here, take my cloak.

Ah Sahm: I’m cold too…

Ah Toy: Well, damn Ah Sahm, I can’t control the weather!

#submission #ah toy x nellie #nellie davenport #ah toy #ah sahm

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Young Jun: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Ah Sahm: I think you mean cards.

Young Jun, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

#young jun #ah sahm #warrior incorrect quotes #warrior hbo max #op

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Li Yong, petting a dog: What a good boy you are!

Hong, immediately turning around: ME???

#not sfw #Hong #li Yong #Hong x li yong #reblog #incorrect quotes

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Hong: Hey, send dudes ;)

Li Yong: Don't you mean nudes?

Hong: Yeah that too, but we're fighting an Irish mob! So send more dudes!

#Hong x li Yong #Hong #li Yong #not sfw #incorrect quotes #reblog

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Hong: So you like women and men? Is there a word for that?

Ah Toy: Bi, Hong.

Hong: Ok, see you later!

Ah Toy: That's not what I meant!

#hong #Ah toy #incorrect quotes #reblog

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Young Jun: Ok if I was the last man on Earth, would you date me?

Hong: If you were the last man on Earth, I wouldn't exist.

Young Jun:...Fuck!

Li Yong: I wouldn't exist either.

Hong: Fuck:(

#Hong #young jun #li yong #Hong x li yong #Hong x young jun #incorrect quotes #reblog

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Hong: OMG look, it's a bear!

Young Jun: Really, where??

Li Yong:*Shirtless and minding his own business*

Young Jun: Dude, that's just Li Yong!

Hong:...You don't understand gay culture.

#hong #young jun #li yong #Hong x Li Yong #reblog #incorrect quotes

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Young Jun: Yeah, I support gay rights!

Young Jun: I also support gay WRONGS!

Hong: *Beating up people*

Ah Toy: *Also beating up people*

Young Jun: Yeahhh be gay, do crimes!

#young jun #Hong #Ah toy #incorrect quotes #reblog

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Ah Toy, preparing to go on vacation: I've left a list of instructions for when I'm gone.

Ah Sahm: This just says "Ah Sahm, no."

Ah Toy: Apply that to every scenario that you can think of.

Ah Sahm: Bold of you to assume that I can Think!

#ah toy #ah sahm #Ah toy x Ah sahm #incorrect quotes #reblog

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Ah Toy: You're a hot mess, you know that?

Ah Sahm: At least I'm a FUN hot mess!Like a train wreck full of dumplings, fireworks, and glitter!

#ah toy #ah sahm #incorrect quotes #Ah Toy x Ah Sahm #reblog

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Chao: What do you think is the height of stupidity?

Ah Toy, turning to Ah Sahm: How tall are you?

Ah Sahm: I'm 5'11...wait a minute!

#wang chao #ah toy #ah sahm #reblog #incorrect quotes

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Nellie: How are you doing?

Ah Toy: No so well.

Nellie: What happened?

Ah Toy: I have this headache that comes and goes.

*Ah Sahm, Young Jun, and Hong enter the brothel*

Young Jun: Yeahhh let's get some sticky!!!

Ah Toy: There it is again.

#nellie davenport #ah toy #ah sahm #young jun #Hong #reblog #incorrect quotes