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Merida: I dare you-

Rapunzel: Jack isn’t allowed to take dares.

Merida: Why not?

Jack, head bowed: I have no regards for my personal safety.

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Rapunzel: Your honor, I would like to plead guilty as well as request the death penalty.

Judge: This is a parking ticket…

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Merida: I dare you-

Rapunzel: Jack isn’t allowed to take dares.

Merida: Why not?

Jack, head bowed: I have no regards for my personal safety.

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Jack: *Whispers to lawyer*

Lawyer: That’s not relevant to the case.

Jack: Just ask

Lawyer, to the Judge: *sighs* Do you think he's hot ?

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Elsa: *is unpacking a box*

Elsa: *puts the box down and turns around*

Anna: *crunch*

Elsa: DON’T EAT THE PACKING PEANUTS!!

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Anna: Don’t worry, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.

Flynn: I think you mean cards.

Hiccup: She did not.

Anna, pulling out knives: I did not.

Continuity Sucka

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Anna: What’s the wifi password?

Hiccup: “Will you marry me”.

Elsa: Hey! Are you hitting on my sister?

Hiccup: No, that’s the wifi password.

Hiccup: Of course, if Anna is willing, I wouldn’t mind.

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Merida: “Elsa, if I die I’d like you to do one small thing for me. I want you to build a one-hundred-acre museum dedicated to my memory. Bronze my clothing and possessions. Have at least three hundred marble statues erected of me in my most dashing poses. One of these statues should stand one hundred feet tall and greet ships as they float down the Hudson River. One of the fourteen wings of the museum should have an amusement park with the world’s fastest roller coaster inside. None of these rides should be equipped with safety devices. You can license some of the space to fast-food restaurants and ice-cream parlors but nothing should be healthy or nutritious. The gift shop should sell stuffed Merida dolls packed with broken glass and asbestos. There’s a more detailed list in my room.“ 

(Sorce: Sisters Grimm) 

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Jack: *singing Brown Eyed Girl to Elsa*

Anna: Umm… Jack, Elsa has blue eyes?

Jack:

Jack: SHALALALALALALA-!

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Rapunzel: Is this just gonna culminate on you two getting a house and getting married?

Anna: We talked about that.

Hiccup: No, YOU talked about that.

Anna:

Anna, shrugging: I talked about it.

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Anna: What’s the wifi password?

Hiccup: “Will you marry me”.

Elsa: Hey! Are you hitting on my sister?

Hiccup: No, that’s the wifi password.

Hiccup: Of course, if Anna is willing, I wouldn’t mind.

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Elsa: Oh my god, goals.

Honeymaren: ?

Elsa: You called me babe.

Elsa: Friendship goals.

Honeymaren: Ohhhhh.

Honeymaren: I was flirting but ok.

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Rapunzel: Don’t worry. Hiccup likes your butt and your fancy hair. I know. I read his diary.

Anna: [touching her hair in wonder] He thinks it’s fancy?

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Anna: Thanks, cutiepie.

Hiccup: Ugh.

Anna: Sorry, I'll think of a better one than cutiepie. You're my angel.... dust. Sorry, that's a drug.

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Merida: "Elsa, if I die I'd like you to do one small thing for me. I want you to build a one-hundred-acre museum dedicated to my memory. Bronze my clothing and possessions. Have at least three hundred marble statues erected of me in my most dashing poses. One of these statues should stand one hundred feet tall and greet ships as they float down the Hudson River. One of the fourteen wings of the museum should have an amusement park with the world's fastest roller coaster inside. None of these rides should be equipped with safety devices. You can license some of the space to fast-food restaurants and ice-cream parlors but nothing should be healthy or nutritious. The gift shop should sell stuffed Merida dolls packed with broken glass and asbestos. There's a more detailed list in my room." 

(Sorce: Sisters Grimm) 

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Merida: "Help! The Golden Ruler has been stolen!"

Hiccup: "What?"

Merida: "I said, help, the Golden Ruler has been stolen!"

Rapunzel: "What language are you speaking?"

Jack: "Say! I speak Scottish! She says someone's golden hula is swollen."

Hiccup: "No. She said the goat and jeweler are out strollin'."

Rapunzel: "See, I thought I was hearing something about Samoans."

Jack: "Perhaps coats and stools all go bowling."

Hiccup: "Folding scooters have been rolling?"

Merida: "THE... GOLDEN... RULER... HAS BEEN.... STOLEN!!!!"

All: "Ohhh...!"

(Source: VeggieTales)

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