Blinky: Remember when we talked about “inside voice”?
Clyde: I’m using my inside voice.
Blinky: Okay, now it’s time to learn about “no voice”.
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Sir Cumference: What seems to be the problem?
Fuzbitz: Grarr.
Sir Cumference: Yes, but where?
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Spiral: What are you doing?
Pacster: The doctor told me I need to drink more fluids, so I'm waiting for this ice cream to melt.
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Specter: I can’t be around someone who’s just fueled by bitterness and negativity.
Dr. Buttocks:Â Well then, what are you doing here?
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Spheria Suprema: Betrayus, are you familiar with the term "delusions of grandeur"?
Betrayus Spheros: I believe I coined that term.
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Cylindria: Pac, do you have something you would like to tell me?
Pacster: Do you want the truth or my side of the story?
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Sir Cumference: That's all she really does, ever since she bought that $5 kazoo.
Grindette: *playing Sandstorm on a kazoo*
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Pacster: You know, sometimes I don't think you take me seriously.
Skeebo: Really? There's times you think I do?
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Dr. Buttocks: How do you see the glass as?
Clyde: Half empty.
Inky: Half full.
Buttler: Half air.
Pinky: Half water.
Lord Betrayus: SMASH THIS STUPID GLASS!!!
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Pinky: That could have gone better!
Blinky: Yeah, that’s pretty much our rallying cry.
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Miss Globular: Need more effort from you, Mr. Spiralton.
Spiral: Minimum wage minimum effort, Miss Globular.
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Clyde: Something smells good!
Blinky: It is said that scent is a gateway to one's true inner essence.
Inky: Yes! I stink, therefore I am!
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Buttler: You have anger management problems. It's like a disease.
Lord Betrayus: There's a cure, and it's called kicking your slimy posterior .
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Interviewer: What was it like working with Pac-Man and his team?
Stratos Spheros: Imagine working with completely civilized, responsible, and mature people.
Interviewer: Okay.
Stratos Spheros: Now, throw that idea out of the window.
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Apex: You know there are different types of intelligence?
Dr. Buttocks: Yeah.
Apex: I don't think you have any of them.
Dr. Buttocks: I don't get it.
Apex: Exactly.
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Cylindria: What’s your favorite machine to use at the gym?
Pacster: The vending machine.
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Sherry: It’s fine. It’s fine.
Sherry: I mean, it's not fine, but you know.
Sherry: It's...fine.
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