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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me 🔥💯

#istation #istation math #nostalgia #funny #taylor swift #you wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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#unpopular opinion #atla #lok #avatar the last airbender #legend of korra #amon #noatak #yakone #unalaq #fire lord ozai #long feng #admiral zhao

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oh i did find a bunch more math-a-magician content btw

and this isn't all of what i found either

#istation math #istation #nostalgia #sexyman #tumblr sexyman #villains #math a magician #mathamagician #math-a-magician

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im obsessed yall 🤭💕

#istation #istation math #nostalgia #sexyman #tumblr sexyman #villains #funny #help #this is a cry for help

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i had no idea sterling handrick had a tumblr– just gotta hope he never sees my tumblr sexyman posts 😨

#help #i wasnt trying to steal your art #i was using it as a reference #im sorry 😭 #istation

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i found sterling handrick art of math-a-magician 🤭💕

#istation #istation math #math #nostalgia #sterling handrick #math-a-magician #mathamagician #not my art

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Attempting to classify all five iStation math SEM villains as sexymen (PART 2)

Once again, no picture in this post belongs to me. This time around, I cannot find any Sterling Handrick made art of the last villain I have yet to classify, the Math-a-Magician. I consider him to be the most elusive out of all five villains, as I could only find so few pictures of him (very ironic to his canon description, too). The information I used to classify this character in particular goes mostly off assumptions, my personal childhood memories, and his in game bio.

5. ) Math-a-Magician

Angst(?)– "Out for revenge."

Artsy– Is a magician.

DILF/GILF(?)– I interpret his character to probably be the oldest out of all five villains, as he's portrayed as a washed-up celebrity of sorts.

Egotistical– Ties into (possible) angst, where the reason he's out for revenge is that he isn't getting enough attention in the digital age.

Eye Imagery– See design.

Smartdumb– Same reasoning as each other villain in iStation math's SEM program.

Mysterious– More so a magic thing than a character/personality thing.

Nonhuman/Object Head– His head is a top hat.

Pathetic– Once again my interpretation, I could probably fix him. (he just wants to be loved)

Power– Magic.

Short– Itty bitty little guy.

Villain– Self explanatory.

Well-Dressed, Suitguy, & Cape– Self explanatory again.

Screenshots are from an iStation team introduction video.

#this one was self indulgent #im actually so in love with this character #i need help #pray for me yall #istation #istation math #tumblr sexyman #sexyman #sexyperson #object head #Youtube

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Attempting to classify all five iStation math SEM villains as sexyman categories (PART 1)

No picture used in this post belongs to me! A lot of (but not all of) the art comes from Sterling Handrick– an artist who has worked for iStation. His work can be found on ArtStation.

Impulsive ideas won today, I just think this would be funny to do. Each category is provided with little to no explanation. The Tumblr Sexypedia's tropes page is provided above for further reading.

Note: Pie Face is the only SEM villain with a gameplay clip uploaded online. The other four villains have not been provided with the distinctive voice trait for this reason. If there were more gameplay clips readily avaliable, I would include distinctive voices for the rest.

1. ) Pie Face

Accent/Distinctive voice– Has a very slight Italian accent heard through how certain words and accounciated.

Distinctive laugh– Self explanatory.

Chaoslord– Pie Face's actual villainous actions come without an explanation, just simply he feels like messing up pizza orders and attacking civilians with pizza ingredients. I also think chaoslord could be roped into dominating somehow.

Egotistical– Once again self explanatory.

Smartdumb– (Dependent on the player) Attacks/crimes are usually stopped by Donnie (Secret Equation Man) and the player. Pie Face is still shown to be smart, having the ability to create (bake) loyal minions

Mad Scientist– Self explanatory again, but could also be debatable because he's technically a crazy chef rather than a scientist.

Nonhuman & Object Head– He's a pizza.

Perpetual Smiler– This one is again very debatable, but in most official iStation are, Pie Face is mostly depicted with a smile.

Power– I'm assuming brainwashing power with an army of (assorted) loyal minions at his hands to wreak havoc with.

Scar– Confirmed in a Pi Day post by iStation that Pie Face lost a slice of of face.

Thin- iStation made Pie Face super skinny for some reason.

Villain- Self explanatory.

Grime– Lives in a castle made out of used pizza boxes.

2. ) Mr. X

Smartdumb– Same reason as Pie Face.

Mad Scientist– Has no morals when it comes to ridding the world of germs and actively experiments on wildlife. This could possibly be tied into criminal.

Neurodivergent coded– Germaphobic– would not be surprised if Mr. X was autistic. This one is more questionable though. (And sort of placed as a joke)

Obscured Face– Mr. X's full face is never shown, instead being mostly masked through his suit with only his eyes, mouth, nose, and ears showing.

Perpetual Smiler– Is also typically seen in iStation art with a wide grin.

Power– Just like Pie Face, Mr. X has control over minions.

Villain– Self explanatory.

3. ) Miss Match

Artsy– Mostly for how she "redesigns" clothing and her general aesthetics. Can also be seen with her house.

Chaoslord– Seemingly messes with everything for no apparent reason.

MILF(?)– Gives off strong older woman vibes, at least with her right half.

Eye Imagery & Spectacles– Heterochromia. One eye is green and the other is purple. Miss Match also wears odd sunglasses.

Girlboss– Self explanatory.

Smartdumb– Does not have any minions at her disposal, but is smart enough to fuck with everything around her in unique ways. Depending on the player, she can also be defeated by Donnie and the player.

Perpetual Smiler– Is also portrayed with a grin in most iStation art.

Villain– Self explanatory.

Thin(?)– Self explanatory.

4. ) Spider Queen

Animal Theming– Not quite a spider, but has many spidery elements to her design.

MILF(?)– Similar to Miss Match, just based off her vibes.

Egotistical– Spider Queen's whole basis for being an asshole is so she can get the attention she wants or "deserves."

Eye Imagery(?)– Debateable, but has very non-human eyes.

Girlboss– Same reasoning as Miss Match.

Hot-Headed– Is angry when she doesn't get her way or "win."

Smartdumb– Yet again player determined. See other villains for reasoning.

Monster Features– Can be tied in with animal imagery. Has fangs and is represented as spider-like.

Nonhuman– Spider.

Power– Insect army.

Royalty/Upper Class(?)– Spider Queen.

Thin– See design.

Villain– Self explanatory.

Well Dressed/Alternative Fashion– Strong gothic vibes from her outfit.

Part 2 coming with Math-a-Magician; I reached my 10 image limit.

#istation #istation math #tumblr sexymen #tumblr sexywoman #sexyman #sexywoman #autism #funny #shitpost #Youtube

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we need more fanart of the istation SEM villains

#istation #istation math #nostalgia #possibly tumblrsexy #tumblr sexymen?? #im joking #or am i #secret equation man #SEM #villains #SEM villains #secret equation man villains

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did anybody else get traumatized by pie face on istation math or are you normal

#this is not a pizza tower post #istation #istation math #hes not from pizza tower

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i dont know which Kirby artist needs to hear this but there is a scene where the figures of the Star Warriors return for .5 seconds and you get to see their backs

Closeups Below!!

Including front/backs of the figures

Jecra/Knuckle Joe's Father

Sir Falspar

Sir Dragato

Sir Nonsurat

Sir Arthur

Yamikage

Kit Cosmos/Dakonyo

BONUS/MISC. Pics of the star warrior figures

and my favorite screenshots:

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im so normal for him

Today's imperfect smile belongs to Harry Lyme from the Home Alone franchise who has a false tooth.

#axel is in fact not just normal for him

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Scary dog 

#fat moobs

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So I’ve been playing a lot of Stardew Valley and bitch I may be simping for Mr.Qi so I had to draw him, the object of my affection <3

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Perhaps Mr Qi with a fluffy cat...? I feel like he'd be a cat person, and the specific type of cat person who talks to cats like normal people with full sentences and no baby voice :] /nf

I love this idea omg !!! I didn't realize the colors looked muddy im so sorry</3

✶:　still taking requests btw ! x)

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im so normal for mr qi as well

Do you guys also have a crush on Mr Qi or are you normal.