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i’m losing my mind at this tiktok

#alskskskksksksk

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Rick Riordan tell me when did Percy’s voice change. I need to know when his voice got deeper and how Annabeth reacted.

#when did it start cracking wildly #i wanna hear him trying to sound all like Heroic with his cracking puberty voice #percy #poseidon cabin

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While I think Annabeth is not really a touchy person and fan of PDA, I also think she is extremely physical with Percy, she is either holding his hand, hugging, having his arm around her waist or shoulder. Since book one she is the one to start physical contact between them, from holding his hand in the underworld to asking for a hug in BoTL. Annabeth grew up in a house where she didn’t get physical affection from her dad and we know Athena is a cold as her statue in a winter night, in other words…I’m so happy Annabeth found Percy. 

#annabeth #athena cabin #percabeth

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Zeus: some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make

Hades: we’re playing monopoly.

#lmao #incorrect pjo #zeus #hades

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Will: If I died, how much would you miss me?

Nico: It’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.

#will #nico #solangelo #incorrect pjo #hades cabin #apollo cabin

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Percy Jackson, rollerblading into Olympus, wearing a “smite me if you have a small dick” t shirt: what is UP you deadbeats???

#this actually happened but rick didnt mention it bc it wasnt relevant to percys story #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #mine #heroes of olympus #percy #poseidon cabin

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New Camper, to Nico: Oh my gods, you’re so mysterious and scary! You’re like one of the most powerful demigods ever and you’re just so cool, ugh!

Nico who is, in fact, a nerdy mess that often struggles with loneliness and is quite angered by negative stereotypes and cried when his boyfriend fell asleep snuggling him: Correct. You are 100% correct. I am the embodiment of calm and collected. Fear and respect me.

#lmao #nico #incorrect pjo #hades cabin

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I’m dying.

#THIS IS SO FUNNY

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Modern Deities:  H E R M E S — God of trades, thieves, travelers and messenger of the gods

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Friendly reminder that -

Percy’s neutral expression is a natural brooding look that he gets from Poseidon

That when he does smile it’s crooked and makes him look like a trouble maker

When he talks it’s usually very sarcastic and/or impertinent 

His inner monologue is actually very negative and while we, as the readers, take it as a joke he’s usually pretty pessimistic for a good portion of the time

That when he’s fighting his expression is fierce and is hard to tell whether he is the good guy or not

That Leo Valdez equated Percy’s angry expression to the feeling he gets when Jason is about to shoot lightning. Let me repeat - just the look on Percy’s face when he’s angry was considered on par to Jason controlling flipping lightning

That he’s very very vindictive and loyal only to those he considers his friends and once you lose his trust it is nearly impossible to earn back 

That while he had the curse of achilles, he laughed crazily while he was single handedly destroying hordes of monsters

He made an entire volcano erupt, awakened a giant, and almost wiped out the northwest of the united states

He tortured a godess just so she would feel his misery

That he’s actually very manipulative and it made Annabeth step back for a moment and reevaluate her perception of him

That while his dark side came to it’s peak in house of hades and wasn’t mentioned in blood of olympus, there was no confirmation that it suddenly and completely disappeared after they left Tartarus.

Has been the child of the prophecy twice.

He manipulated Bob to kill his own brother by simply convincing him that they were friends and that is what friends did for each other

He was physically abused by his step father

That with absolutely no training at all he killed the minotaur with it’s own horn at the mere age of twelve

He wins a good majority of his fights by simply outsmarting his opponent 

He has scared not only Annabeth but his friends and peers on more than one occasion with his attitude and powers

That he’s considered extremely powerful for a demigod and for a child of the big three and makes the gods slightly nervous

That when he’s upset his powers act to mimic his emotions without him even trying

Has been offered immortality

That he is actually really sorta intimidating without trying 

That we need to stop reducing Percy’s character to a happy-go-lucky comic relief goofball that doesn’t know his left foot from right because he is so much more than that

#percy #poseidon cabin

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This just occured to me, but what did Travis and Connor’s mother do to attract the attention of Hermes TWICE? Cause Travis and Connor aren’t twins.

Like people talk about how insane it was that Thalia and Jason’s mother got Zeus two times….but how do you get Hermes twice??

Conclusion: their mom is either a world renowned thief and that’s why they’re year rounders, or she’s just the fucking greatest mailwoman in history.

#lmao #travis #connor #hermes #hermes cabin

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Some Things You Might Have Forgotten About Percy Jackson

- In the beginning of the series, Grover is 28 years old (making him about 33 by the Blood of Olympus)

- Someone in New York City has a statue of Smelly Gabe on their property

- Annabeth is really good at playing Hacky Sack

- Grover’s Uncle Ferdinand is still a statue at Aunty Em’s Garden Emporium (and is missing an arm).

- Annabeth’s father is a Harvard graduate.

- If Percy had aged with the books release dates, he would have been 21 in The Blood of Olympus.

- Travis and Connor Stoll aren’t twins.

- Blackjack was originally written as a female Pegasus.

- Blackbeard is now running around the modern day world thanks to Hermes’ vitamins

- Camp Half-Bloods address is the first four digits of pi.

- Chiron wears his horse tail in curlers

- Nico and Bianca were never technically claimed.

- The dam snack bar

- Several dozen Target stores across the country have arrows stuck in their signs from when Zoë shot them

- Percy knows how to ride/drive a motorcycle

- Travis Stoll got cursed by the Aphrodite cabin and was stuck wearing clown makeup for a month.

- Tyson and Grover were trapped in the Labyrinth together for over two weeks.

- Kampê is still buried in a mound of boulders in Camp Half Blood.

- Pollux is now Dionysus’s only child.

- May Castellan is still waiting for Luke to come home.

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you know how in percy jackson all the gods disguise themselves as humans to chill on earth? eric andre is dionysus

#he is #dionysus #dionysus cabin

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Nico: That’s my way of doing things. When life gives me pain, I take that pain and push it down. And if that pain starts to come up again, I push more pain on top of it.

Jason:

Nico: Why confront something when you can avoid it, right?

Jason: do you need a hug?

#nico #jason #jasonxnico #non romantic #incorrect pjo #hades cabin #zeus cabin

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Will: Where are you going?

Nico: To either buy ice cream or commit a felony.

Will: …

Nico: I’ll decide in the car

#will #nico #solangelo #apollo cabin #hades cabin #incorrect pjo

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#art #ITS SO PRETTY #jason #percy #frank #leo #nico #reyna #annabeth #piper #hazel #zeus cabin #hephaestus cabin #hades cabin #poseidon cabin #athena cabin #belona cabin #ares cabin #aphrodite cabin #seven

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“You are a son of Jupiter, yet you have chosen your own path- as all the greatest demigods have done before you. You cannot control your parentage, but you can choose your legacy.”

#jason #aesthetic #zeus cabin