I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”
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In space, no one can hear you bitch
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You Won’t BELIEVE How Many Em-Dashes Local Writer Can Squeeze Into One 5K Word Fic
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what is a writer, if not a miserable little pile of ideas and half written google docs
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The NFL draft? Is that, like, a fic bang for sports?
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(wakes up in a cold sweat) ga, ga, goncharov, member of the russian mob
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Blaze is currently functioning like a wormhole into the disastrous and messy lives of people I don't know or care about
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my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny
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