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I love I Bet You Think About Me because she just fucking murders the guy. Straight up she’s like you’re a pretentious snob and a shell of a human being and you’ll never know happiness. And P.S. you’ll never get away from the sound of the woman that loved you

#Taylor swift #quoting that one Stevie nicks lyric…yeah #queue could stay

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How dare you curse at him? He's someone beloved son! How dare you call his mother a bitch? She is a human being. A cherished human being. Who the fuck are you to bully him?

BE MELODRAMATIC (2019)

#be melodramatic #queue could stay

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#cute animals #queue could stay

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#me #whenever i'm asked this. i just calmly go 'oh. my plan is to make it through the next 24 hours.' #queue could stay

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good night

#swcw #brot3 #queue could stay

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ineffable husbands + text posts bonus:

#good omens #queue could stay

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People who hate the south because they think that it's just full of racist white hicks are literally like my least favorite people on the planet. Wdym you think the part of the USA most directly influenced and shaped by black culture and experiences is just only super racist and white. Have you ever been to SEATTLE

#important #queue could stay

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WE WERE ROBBED

#kenobi series #obi #this is both hilarious and also so fucking sad #do i rewatch the kenobi series tho. that's the real question. #queue could stay

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abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao

#yeah #queue could stay

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oh wow! hey if you take pills check this out. new medicine taking meta just dropped.

according to these models, out of the 4 tested postures, the best position to digest pills is laying on your right side. standing upright has a similar time to laying in your back at twice as much as laying on the right side, and laying on the left side is the slowest by far.

laying on right side: pill dissolves in around 10 minutes.

standing: pill dissolves in 23 minutes. laying on the back has a similar time.

laying on left side: pill dissolves in up to 100 minutes.

https://doi.org/10.1063/5.0096877

definitely worth a lot more research.

if you want your medicine to kick in fast, try laying on your right side! if you want your medicine to kick in slower, try laying on your left side.

#oh hey this is cool #important

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Padme: [completely unhinged and dangerous plan]

Anakin: You are so smart, babe.

#sw #Anidala #queue could stay

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2024 is the year we stop “consuming” and go back to “reading/watching/listening to/playing” things

#yeah #queue could stay

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#one of my friends fr #queue could stay

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I am obsessed with the fact that Michael Schur has done the same exact pairing of sunshine protagonist x anxious storm cloud love interest for 4 different shows now and it is wonderful every single time

(The love interest’s level of anxiety also increases with every iteration)

#the office #parks and rec #Brooklyn 99 #tgp #yeah no. it’s bc it’s such a real pairing. #they’re all slightly different fonts but at the core #it’s about like. characters who balance each other out! y’know! #queue could stay

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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

#tgp #SHE’S SO REAL #queue could stay

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KRISTEN BELL as ELEANOR SHELLSTROP THE GOOD PLACE — 3.13 • Pandemonium 

#tgp #queue could stay

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You want more minority representation in media but if they have flaws its problematic and if theyre perfect theyre a patronizing mary sue. If they crack under the pressure of the conflict the author thinks that minority is weak and if they overcome the adversity they must be a neoliberal bootlicker who thinks real world bigotry is a matter of personal attitude. You want minority characters but if theyre a villain its violently problematic and if theyre the protagonist then we circle back to the very first sentence. If theyre a side character theyre being sidelined and the author is once again bigoted, and don't you know that every single minority character death is unilaterally bigoted, without exception? You want more minority characters but if their identity is a big part of their personality or struggles then they're problematic and if their identity has nothing to do with their personality or struggles then the author is tokenizing that identity for clout. You want more minority characters but every time theres a minority character who doesnt have every single experience that you have then you tell the author to kill themselves on twitter. You wonder why not even minority authors will write minority characters.

I would ask you to read Catch-22, but you'd just call the military base problematic.

#yeah. #queue could stay #important